Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

Talk about an eating disorder 🙏🙏

Before:

Everything just vanished 😢

Matthew Anderson4 said:Most people just kill cockroaches because they're gross, and mosquitoes because they're annoying. Honestly.

Who's really to blame the mosquitoes for being provocateurs? Honestly, I'd be perfectly fine letting them drain my blood as much as they want if they'd just wait until I was actually asleep. But those little bastards won't cooperate; they insist on buzzing right next to my ear until I finally lose my mind, flip the light switch, commit a tiny act of genocide, and then try to go back to sleep.

Honestly, I found myself tearing up just scrolling through my photo gallery this morning...

That’s life for you—one minute you’re here, and the next, you're gone.

Man, she married into a family where the breadwinner pulls in like fifty grand a year while everyone else just sits around doing nothing. That’s gotta be rough.

Patrick Wright2 said:Who's really to blame the mosquitoes for being provocateurs? Honestly, I'd be perfectly fine letting them drain my blood as much as they want if they'd just wait until I was actually asleep. But those little bastards won't cooperate; they insist on buzzing right next to my ear until I finally lose my mind, flip the light switch, commit a tiny act of genocide, and then try to go back to sleep.

That is exactly how I feel about VB16.

And then people have the nerve to complain when the heavy machinery comes out to clear them away.

Zuje, zuje, and the moment you actually land a punch, the whining begins...

So this mosquito flies up to some absolute loser and asks him:

- Who do you root for?!

- Real Madrid!

- Me too!

- BFFs!

- Yeeeeeees!

And that’s how they lived happily ever after, just chilling together, looking out for one another until the very end...

I wouldn't go so far as to compare VRM13 to mosquitoes or cockroaches. To me, they just remind me of Pekingese.

you're right, they aren't exactly easy on the eyes, but man, they've got that charm that just gets you ☕

😂

What absolute pests... I ended up with ten bites in just half an hour...

Walter Grant5 said:

😂

Is Kalisi some kind of Yugonostalgic woman?
Are you quoting Jutarnji?
Is that supposed to be a point?

yeah



just how bad did 🤦 🤣 blow up

Top tier, but this guy is the real deal:

playing Tetris

Larry Fox5 said:Even on this forum, you can see how loysek—who barely touches meat—is acting all Buddha-like, while Peter Thompson4 and his crew of hardcore carnivores are just constantly ranting about big agribusiness... ☕

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Peter Thompson4 said:Give me a break with that vegan nonsense. Look, I agree with parts of what you wrote, but you completely lost me (and frankly pissed me off) with that stupid hemp talk. Animal protein and plant protein will never be the same thing. I’d rather live until 60 eating meat than live to 100 on plants. I don't need that crap; screw a meal without meat.

And another thing, you're talking about steroids like you actually know what they are, but you clearly haven't a clue. So stop trying to start a conversation about something you know nothing about.

Are you on something? I didn't even mention steroids. It looks like the hormones from all that meat are already hitting you—you're making typos and struggling to even read the screen...

Actually, now I'm curious about something else, purely for scientific reasons—how many of you in VB16 follow a diet mostly consisting of imported meat? Maybe we can find the common thread connecting you all...

brightpilot6 said:Talk about an eating disorder 🙏🙏

Before:

Everything just vanished 😢

Maybe she switched up her diet too, moving away from hemp powder to something else her family uses for health reasons... 😉

Anyone know what that mark on the grass was? Is it indicating where the stadium exits are located, or something else?

It’s just like that old saying about the H for helicopters... I guess you could say it's like 😉