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Participants Morgan WilliamsRachel Cooper3Joseph Clark37Keith Patel81darkseal9neonfalcon16urbanhawk17Amanda Evans2bluebison47brightpilot6Patrick MartinJoseph Fisher3steelharbor9Robin Fox2Maria AndersonAnthony Jackson2Jason Newmanruggedjackal46Michelle Palmer6Jeffrey Edwards76Jason Campbell70Anthony Barrett37graniteangler31Dennis Evans6 …
Paul Sanders5 Paul Sanders5 Regular
571 messages
joined Apr 2019
#9501 ·
Honestly, screw Odyssey. And I’m saying that as someone who has binged basically every sci-fi flick ever made—it’s my absolute favorite genre, the only one worth watching.

It’s just like when people talk about Kumam; you say you dig those movies and suddenly you’re some kind of ultimate authority with the "correct" taste.

There are plenty of movies out there, just like there are plenty of women—stop being picky and watch everything. Life’s too short.
graniteheron132 graniteheron132 Active Member
109 messages
joined Apr 2010
#9502 ·
Ryan Hall4 said:That is exactly my point. Once you spot a snob, they are incredibly easy to identify. graniteheron132 and Noah Roberts46 are textbook examples of that breed. They refuse to form an opinion unless it aligns with some arbitrary internet consensus. It’s always the same tired rhetoric: "You only praise classics like The Godfather because they're old." 🤣

Does that mean you two snobs won't be praising the movies you love today thirty years from now? Because if you intend to laud current cinema decades down the line, you are nothing more than hypocrites. You aren't just elitists; you are frauds. What’s truly hilarious about people like you is that you lack the self-awareness to realize you're being pretentious. People like graniteheron132 have existed in every era. I remember back in 2005, browsing old internet message boards and file-sharing sites; you could find the exact same brand of arrogance there. In my experience, these "connoisseurs" have actually seen very few films, genres, or directors. They don't want a debate; they simply want to belittle anyone who disagrees. Go ahead and claim I'm insulting you, but the reality remains: I am merely pointing out how weak your arguments are.

I’ll say it again: some people praise *The Godfather* simply because it’s considered a masterpiece, likely out of pure insecurity rather than genuine appreciation. It’s the same pattern with *The Odyssey* or *12 Angry Men*; while critics and audiences generally align, I refuse to believe these classics built their reputations on a foundation of fake enthusiasts. There is simply no chance that.

I am utterly exhausted by snobs like graniteheron132 and Noah Roberts46, who hide behind internet consensus and recycled talking points just to praise older films simply because of their age. Let’s be clear: there are "recognized classics" that I personally cannot stand. For instance, I have zero interest in the New Hollywood era, which everyone seems to agree was the pinnacle of American cinema. I don't care for films like *Dog Day Afternoon*, *Nashville*, or *The Exorcist*; they just don't resonate with me. That said, I can acknowledge when an older film is a genuine masterpiece, such as *The Odyssey* or *Vertigo*.

What’s your take on Andromeda Strain?

Well put. You provided a perfect example with Casablanca. I was just as naive as a kid, listening to people rave about what a "great film" it was; naturally, when you hear nothing but praise for something you haven't seen, you end up resenting it. Eventually, I watched it. While it might not be my absolute favorite, it is undeniably an excellent piece of work. Bergman and Bogart famously clashed off-set, but that is the essence of great acting. It is packed with legendary lines and iconic shots. Bogart was a powerhouse.

That is precisely why we have lost our cinematic foundation. Did we grow up on blockbusters? Sure, but compare those classics to the hollow spectacles produced today. It wasn't just blockbusters, though. We grew up with whatever the networks broadcasted, and I know for a fact they regularly aired classics that allowed us to build a genuine appreciation for real filmmaking. Today, those classics aren't on TV nearly as much—I see it myself. Furthermore, it is nearly impossible for a kid today to sit in front of a TV without being distracted by a computer or Facebook; they are raised almost exclusively on modern blockbusters. When they finally try to pivot to an older film, they lack the fundamental appreciation we developed during our childhood. Even video rental stores played a massive role—I'd argue, the most significant role of all.

Hey man, maybe step away from the Hollywood sci-fi blockbusters for a bit. There are plenty of great sci-fi films out there today; it all just depends on what you're into.

Check out *Children of Men*, *Moon*, *Primer*, *Predestination*, *Timecrimes*, *Mr. Nobody*, *I Origins*, *Another Earth*, *Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind*, *Europa Report*, *Safety Not Guaranteed*, *Robot & Frank*, *Coherence*, or *Upstream Color*. If you’re into meta stuff, one of these is bound to hit the spot for you.

Honestly, there's just so little high-quality hard sci-fi out there, no matter what era you look at. You definitely won't find the good stuff hiding in those big Hollywood blockbusters.
Noah Roberts46 Noah Roberts46 Regular
407 messages
joined Jun 2021
#9503 ·
This guy just recycles the same tired clichés he’s read a hundred times on this board, especially when he’s obsessing over the Pele vs. Maradona debate. Then he tries to pivot that exact same script whenever Messi comes up—I swear he’s used over 30 different burner accounts just this year to push the "Golden Boy" narrative. He swallows everything he reads from Inž., then turns around and lectures everyone else about it. Even if people aren't actually saying what he claims, he’ll twist their words just to get a rise out of them when his provocations fail. It’s fascinating, really. The guy is basically a walking forum encyclopedia; he clearly memorizes every single thing anyone has ever posted. Honestly, it has all the hallmarks of a psychopath.
ruggedjackal46 ruggedjackal46 Regular
775 messages
joined May 2007
#9504 ·
Paul Sanders5 said:Honestly, screw Odyssey. And I’m saying that as someone who has binged basically every sci-fi flick ever made—it’s my absolute favorite genre, the only one worth watching.

It’s just like when people talk about Kumam; you say you dig those movies and suddenly you’re some kind of ultimate authority with the "correct" taste.

There are plenty of movies out there, just like there are plenty of women—stop being picky and watch everything. Life’s too short.

I honestly think *2001: A Space Odyssey* appeals more to people who aren't exactly die-hard sci-fi fans, and honestly? I get it. Kubrick basically used the whole genre as a playground for his own formalistic and philosophical experiments. He wasn't exactly sweating the details of the novel's plot or worrying about whether the world-building felt grounded and believable. Personally, I thought that worked brilliantly, but then again, I’ve never been much of a sci-fi person anyway.
darkseal9 darkseal9 Active Member
171 messages
joined Jan 2017
#9505 ·
Man, you SF fans... you're out here waiting for some fairy tale to happen, but let me tell you, it’s never gonna go down like that.

The degenerates run this town.
Taylor Cook96 Taylor Cook96 Member
29 messages
joined Apr 2014
#9506 ·
darkseal9 said:Man, you SF fans... you're out here waiting for some fairy tale to happen, but let me tell you, it’s never gonna go down like that.

The degenerates run this town.

Honestly, those stories are just even bigger fairy tales.😁
Bradley Mitchell8 Bradley Mitchell8 Newcomer
4 messages
joined Jun 2015
#9507 ·
Taylor Cook96 said:Honestly, those stories are just even bigger fairy tales.😁

I don't know about you, but my life is a complete mess—I've been sleeping with my step-sister and her half-brother, and right now I'm seeing both my boss and her secretary. Sometimes they're even together. When I finally get home, I deal with my fiancée and daughter-in-law, who are both in their late forties, and then it's on to their sisters... it's a whole cycle involving brothers and their girlfriends too...

Claiming porn is sci-fi is just plain ridiculous...
darkseal9 darkseal9 Active Member
171 messages
joined Jan 2017
#9508 ·
Once you actually get laid, you'll realize this is way closer to a documentary than anything else, if you ask me, Vaso
darkseal9 darkseal9 Active Member
171 messages
joined Jan 2017
#9509 ·
Bradley Mitchell8 said:I don't know about you, but my life is a complete mess—I've been sleeping with my step-sister and her half-brother, and right now I'm seeing both my boss and her secretary. Sometimes they're even together. When I finally get home, I deal with my fiancée and daughter-in-law, who are both in their late forties, and then it's on to their sisters... it's a whole cycle involving brothers and their girlfriends too...

Claiming porn is sci-fi is just plain ridiculous...

just a total obsessed fan of Totti, basically a complete joke
Morgan Foster Morgan Foster Active Member
59 messages
joined Nov 2012
#9510 ·
Robert Torres said:Hollywood is basically Satan’s playground. There’s zero point wasting time on the garbage spat out by that evil factory, whose whole mission is to invade everything decent and dignified in life. On this specific front, they’re attacking non-stop, and they won't quit until they've completely gutted our value system and flipped it upside down. Honestly, thanks to how weak people have become in the 21st century and this insatiable hunger for cheap thrills, they’re getting pretty close to pulling it off... congrats to them, I guess.

The Avengers is the perfect movie for people who just need some background noise while they scroll through their phones and check emails—people looking for something shallow enough that it doesn't actually demand their attention, but slightly better than sitting in silence listening to frogs croaking in the yard. That way, they can glance up occasionally to catch an explosion, hear some moronic joke, or see some superhero desperately trying to escape their spandex before drifting right back to whatever they were actually doing.

👍

With modern digital tools, filmmakers can pull off just about anything on screen now—but somehow, I find myself liking it less and less. It’s hard to put my finger on it... it feels like today's creators don't know how to pace effects or scenes without overdoing it for the audience. I’m not saying modern directors aren't trying, but the whole industry just feels exhausted—as if they've already pulled every single rabbit out of the hat...
Larry Fox5 Larry Fox5 Regular
348 messages
joined Sep 2003
#9511 ·
The issue is always the thin writing. You can't turn garbage into a gourmet meal—well, you can, but then you just end up with a gourmet pile of crap like the last Avengers movie.
I'm seeing people bashing "The Martian" here, which is actually a pretty solid film by today's standards.

And honestly, it’s already been pointed out how much easier it is for people to hype up some vague nonsense just because a big-name actor is in it, rather than actually paying attention to a decent script.
Eric Fox7 Eric Fox7 Regular
320 messages
joined Jul 2012
#9512 ·
Is this even possible? 🤣

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bluebison47 bluebison47 Regular
469 messages
joined Jul 2012
#9513 ·
Eric Fox7 said:Is this even possible? 🤣

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And just look at who they were facing in the Champions League https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net...98&oe=5B0E56C9
Justin James10 Justin James10 Regular
440 messages
joined Oct 2017
#9514 ·
Is it just me, or has this forum become incredibly sluggish lately? Between the constant pop-up ads and how difficult it is to navigate on a phone, the whole experience feels pretty clunky. Is anyone else struggling with the mobile interface?
Rachel Cooper3 Rachel Cooper3 Active Member
167 messages
joined May 2014
#9515 ·
Nothing out of the ordinary for this board. ☕

Rest in peace, Sinan.
Adam King6 Adam King6 Active Member
126 messages
joined Apr 2022
#9516 ·
Rachel Cooper3 said:Nothing out of the ordinary for this board. ☕

Rest in peace, Sinan.

And you're screwing with me too, making me have to Google who the hell he even played for.🤣
Ashley Bailey6 Ashley Bailey6 Active Member
208 messages
joined Jun 2013
#9517 ·
Rachel Cooper3 said:Nothing out of the ordinary for this board. ☕

Rest in peace, Sinan.

American politics is a total mess.
James Anderson5 James Anderson5 Regular
460 messages
joined Jan 2010
#9518 ·
Adam King6 said:And you're screwing with me too, making me have to Google who the hell he even played for.🤣

He was on the field with Rakitic and Kitić too... 😁
Patrick Martin Patrick Martin Regular
702 messages
joined Aug 2015
#9519 ·
Ashley Bailey6 said:American politics is a total mess.

And we’re talking about people who don't even live near the border or anything. Like, you look at some rural parts of the Midwest—the absolute heartland—and you'll find more people secretly obsessed with that Eastern European vibe than you’d ever believe.

It just goes to show how backwards things are... or, if you want to be polite, how uneducated everyone seems to be.
Taylor Cook96 Taylor Cook96 Member
29 messages
joined Apr 2014
#9520 ·
Like the President says, it's just the populist crowd.

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