Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

ambertinker41 said:So, is Whiplash for Liverpool too?

🤣🤣

I honestly have no clue, all I know is there's a massive chance we're already looking at our first transfer of the 2019/20 season from Arsenal FC to Burnley FC. ☕

That’s why those of us rooting for Burnley FC don't have any issues when it comes to counting calories. We live on the edge

Everything's just from my tablet

ambertinker41 said:If you start watching TV in the kitchen, you'll end up looking just like Patrick Martin.

Look, genetics were just on my side. The weight never sticks.

Wait until you've finished reading the 30u

Does that experience speak for itself?

Biology.
I don't have any issues there; I'm absolutely killing it in training...

Amanda Evans2 said:Biology.
I don't have any issues there; I'm absolutely killing it in training...

One low kick and you're straight on the floor, buddy.☕

Patrick Martin said:One low kick and you're straight on the floor, buddy.☕

Your intentions are far from pure, my dear angel...

Patrick Martin said:One low kick and you're straight on the floor, buddy.☕

What is with all this aggression? Seriously.

#loneliness

Elizabeth Mendoza said:What is with all this aggression? Seriously.

#loneliness

That's just how Patrick Martin flirts. He's showing you exactly where he wants to take things.

Help has become incredibly aggressive lately.

The SteroJidis are just plain evil compared to Help; when you're acting like a SteroJidi, you aren't even being yourself.

Just grab some Snickers and move on.

That 7% really just went ahead and messed him up completely.

Help is a total brute, but he’s got a heart of gold...
Ask him, maybe I’m actually feeling up for it too, man...

Patrick Martin, the guy with some seriously shady intentions

He’s just throwing low kicks now, isn't he? It seems his leg simply refuses to lift off the ground any longer.

Man, there's just something about that Ronald look, like he's got that legendary energy coming straight off his jersey!

rapidstag2 said:He’s just throwing low kicks now, isn't he? It seems his leg simply refuses to lift off the ground any longer.

There's nothing unstable about him, man...

anyone ever seen a goal like this before? 😬

Ashley Ramirez4 said:anyone ever seen a goal like this before? 😬

Nothing special really—it looked flashy, sure, but there was absolutely zero skill involved...

I mean, basically, the goalkeeper just blasts the ball straight into a player's head and it ricochets into the net. That's it.

Based on the headlines, I was actually expecting some woman to somehow maneuver the ball in with her backside—now *that* would have been bizarrely impressive, at least.