Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

James Anderson5 said:It’s no surprise, honestly. She recently mentioned joining up with the Bandoljeros. It feels like she's been playing a part for years, pretending to be someone else just to stay relevant. An old trick...

In a way, maybe this isn't all bad. At least some masks are finally slipping...

Listen, she hasn't been working lately!
I'm sorry, I couldn't quite catch that! It looks like you might have had a typo there. What's on your mind? Give me the scoop!

Man, she's absolutely getting wrecked! That's wild.

Paul Sanders5 said:I caught that from the first post. There wasn't even a penalty, they didn't even notice

Personally, I’ll just pay the fine for the entire day on purpose, because I truly believe the hourly rate is ridiculously cheap...

YouTube served up this video in my recommendations, and honestly, seeing that famous face pop up totally floored me. For a split second, I genuinely thought someone was pulling a prank when I realized it was actually our supposedly "humanitarian icon" of all people.



🙏

It is one of my deepest desires to encounter this kind of creature just once in my lifetime...

Jacob Price95 said:It is one of my deepest desires to encounter this kind of creature just once in my lifetime...

Are you seriously gonna ask him for a like? 🤣

Let's organize some kind of humanitarian drive

Jacob Price95 said:Let's organize some kind of humanitarian drive

🤣🤣🤣

But seriously, listen to this—you just get this gut feeling that something is fundamentally off with Kamber. It’s that intuitive sense you get, even if you try to ignore his whole "humanitarian first and foremost" persona. So, I decided to do a little digging through his YouTube profile, and lo and behold, the guy actually has an album called 🙏
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And right underneath, he’s written this: "One day I'm going to record a video about KAMBERizam and how this song came to be. It's a twisted story. It's about the relationship between me and a model from Washington, D.C. And I'm not talking about those modern disasters wandering the scene for twenty bucks a day, but a true beauty. One of the most stunning women I've ever seen, and I've set foot on six different continents."

Dumbest thing I've seen yet. Looking at what these videos actually look like...🙏Who even follows this stuff? Do you guys actually follow anyone?

And you can just see it on his face—the guy is a total psycho, some massive complex case

Who on earth is this guy...

Amanda Evans2 said:Who on earth is this guy...

Oh, you mean the dude who made that "my truth about Luka Modrić" video back during the World Cup.

Amanda Evans2 said:Who on earth is this guy...

Honestly, you were better off not knowing...

Amanda Evans2 said:Who on earth is this guy...

Hardly anyone is watching Big Brother—I can tell. ☕

I’m seeing this absolute clown for the very first time, seriously...

That’s the guy who was talking about Modrić and how he used to go to school with him—total brother.

Rachel Cooper3 Asks:
I can't seem to catch any of the Big Brother updates lately... everything seems to be slipping through the cracks... ☕

We are keeping our focus entirely on the perfect gentleman this autumn...

so how the hell are we supposed to stop these chickens from wandering right into the neighbor's backyard

To all the guys out there in the world: keep your hopes up, ladies, because you might just find yourselves wanting them more than you can handle

Why did I even click on that video above? Now YouTube is going to be shoving that idiot into my recommendations for weeks. Wasn't he on some reality show or something?

You really need a little bitter taste to wash it down