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Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

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Participants Morgan WilliamsRachel Cooper3Joseph Clark37Keith Patel81darkseal9neonfalcon16urbanhawk17Amanda Evans2bluebison47brightpilot6Patrick MartinJoseph Fisher3steelharbor9Robin Fox2Maria AndersonAnthony Jackson2Jason Newmanruggedjackal46Michelle Palmer6Jeffrey Edwards76Jason Campbell70Anthony Barrett37graniteangler31Dennis Evans6 …
Robin Fox2 Robin Fox2 Regular
523 messages
joined Apr 2016
#1121 ·
Most people actually know how to handle a firearm without looking like an amateur (just look at *The Expendables*)...

I might just drop $3.25 on that movie this Tuesday. Perhaps... it really depends on my mood once the afternoon rolls around.
Anthony Jackson2 Anthony Jackson2 Regular
605 messages
joined Jul 2009
#1122 ·
Anyone here actually know their way around TVs?

I'm looking for a budget LED repair guy—the PDF from Best Buy just lists the high-end stuff starting at $1,000, which is ridiculous to even ask about 🙈.🤣
Robin Fox2 Robin Fox2 Regular
523 messages
joined Apr 2016
#1123 ·
There’s something about those Panasonic Viera models—they definitely have their merits, even if you're paying a bit less for a smaller screen size 🤷 I actually own one, though it belongs to that specific tier you really want to avoid, somewhere north of $1,000 😁 😬

But then again, I also have a smaller Sony Bravia that went for maybe... $1000? It isn't quite a Viera, but it certainly gets the job done reasonably well enough 😁
Amanda Evans2 Amanda Evans2 Veteran
1.1K messages
joined Nov 2014
#1124 ·
Honestly, these clowns seem alright to me...
brightpilot6 brightpilot6 Veteran
1.2K messages
joined Oct 2012
#1125 ·
When I find myself looking back at how Atletico performed last season...
rapidstag2 rapidstag2 Regular
278 messages
joined Jan 2017
#1126 ·
Robin Fox2 said:I watched Save Us From Evil... it was mediocre, though New York looked fantastic.

Judging by the trailers I've seen, The Purge 2 stands out—even if the premise of the first one was absolutely idiotic—and The Expendables 3 looks promising too. Those will be the standout films...🙏

As for Planet of the Apes, it’s 🤣 🤣 🤣 that scene in the trailer where a monkey is riding a horse while dual-wielding M16s... it warrants a simultaneous facepalm and a laugh. It’ll be a waste to download it from the internet; it isn't worth the data...

Peter Thompson4 Peter Thompson4 Regular
391 messages
joined Apr 2014
#1127 ·
Shia LaBeouf is finally back on the big screen 🙏 🤣
Thomas Hernandez4 Thomas Hernandez4 Member
31 messages
joined Sep 2014
#1128 ·
Alright, for anyone interested, there’s a little get-together happening up at Bear Mountain 😁

Go on then, you guys can make it happen 😉

Greetings from the US 👋
brightpilot6 brightpilot6 Veteran
1.2K messages
joined Oct 2012
#1129 ·
I was strolling through the neighborhood, grabbed my morning paper, and was just about to settle in for a coffee when I spotted this kid in a cheap plastic FC Barcelona jersey—obviously rocking the number nine with Suarez on the back—and he had those ridiculous plastic vampire teeth sitting right there in a water glass, like some sort of tacky little centerpiece.

I gave a quiet, internal chuckle and was just turning to head toward the next cafe when I realized it was actually ruggedjackal46.

He was absolutely buzzing about the latest news regarding Xavi and the new direction at Barca, rambling on about how much he’s hoping they can pull in guys like Thiago Silva, Mats Hummels, or maybe even Cuadrado.

As for his loyalty, he claims his conscience will keep him rooting for Cagliari, just as he’d previously promised.

There was plenty more to the story, but I wouldn't dream of being so indiscreet. ☕
ruggedjackal46 ruggedjackal46 Regular
775 messages
joined May 2007
#1130 ·
I have to admit, I’ve been feeling pretty low lately because of how messy things have been with football this year, but honestly, having this run-in with "Zidane" gave me my spark back. When I caught that look of pure envy in the eyes of that Madrid marketing hack—mostly because we possess the most dominant and lethal attacking lineup in the history of the game—it clicked. It seems Barcelona has decided they won't just beat their rivals using their own homegrown academy style and fancy possession tactics; no, they’re coming for us on our own turf now by buying up superstars, playing dirty, and opting for a fast, direct approach. And you know what? Let them try. Iker and Diego Lopez are basically fighting for scraps on the bench, Di Maria is heading off to PSG, Ramos is looking for a move to New York, and Lukica looks like he hasn't even realized the season has started.

So, I think I'll just sit back on the sidelines for a bit and watch the chaos unfold, seeing how an aging Ronaldo, a certain aggressive Karim, and the "Colombian Baroš," James, manage to handle our flying Trio of favorites. ☕

P.S. We don't need Hummels or Silva. Just give us crazy Luis for ten million and Vlaar, and we’ll take over the world. ☕
brightpilot6 brightpilot6 Veteran
1.2K messages
joined Oct 2012
#1131 ·
I suppose I should be grateful that I’ve been granted a second wind before the season kicks off, even if that sense of renewal is built on a foundation of half-truths offered out of pure pity. It seems our guys simply have too much pride to face the reality facing most of the VB16. And honestly, we're really going to miss Byron.
bluebison47 bluebison47 Regular
469 messages
joined Jul 2012
#1132 ·
Thomas Hernandez4 said:Alright, for anyone interested, there’s a little get-together happening up at Bear Mountain 😁

Go on then, you guys can make it happen 😉

Greetings from the US 👋

I wonder, what’s the actual ratio of men to women showing up at these kinds of things? 🤷

Cheers from the Offside 👋
Robin Fox2 Robin Fox2 Regular
523 messages
joined Apr 2016
#1133 ·
rapidstag2 said:

I find it impossible to take movies seriously when they depict any tank absolutely demolishing the German military... it simply never happened quite like that...
😁
Robin Fox2 Robin Fox2 Regular
523 messages
joined Apr 2016
#1134 ·
Weekly movie roundup:

Tomorrow at AMC, everything is just $3.25. It would be a genuine shame to miss out on 🤷...

Then there's that midnight premiere on Thursday—Mega Piran. Only available on the new TV. I caught the trailer last night, and apparently, these piranhas the size of semi-trucks are leaping out of rivers to demolish buildings ☕...
Amanda Evans2 Amanda Evans2 Veteran
1.1K messages
joined Nov 2014
#1135 ·
The big match is happening tomorrow. $33 I’m telling you right now, ☕ everything is going to fall apart...
Jesse Sullivan5 Jesse Sullivan5 Regular
309 messages
joined Aug 2018
#1136 ·
So, I was just sitting here thinking—and please bear with me, I tend to wander—but I couldn't help but wonder... ☕How much fuel is actually in the tank?
Jessica Gonzalez Jessica Gonzalez Regular
769 messages
joined Mar 2012
#1137 ·
Robin Fox2 said:Weekly movie roundup:

Tomorrow at AMC, everything is just $3.25. It would be a genuine shame to miss out on 🤷...

Then there's that midnight premiere on Thursday—Mega Piran. Only available on the new TV. I caught the trailer last night, and apparently, these piranhas the size of semi-trucks are leaping out of rivers to demolish buildings ☕...

Considering what's actually playing right now, those $3.25 seem a bit pricey. At AMC, the only really nice things are the comfy seats and those little armrest cushions in the restrooms.
Amanda Evans2 Amanda Evans2 Veteran
1.1K messages
joined Nov 2014
#1138 ·
Jesse Sullivan5 said:So, I was just sitting here thinking—and please bear with me, I tend to wander—but I couldn't help but wonder... ☕How much fuel is actually in the tank?

Morgan Williams is asking user Zglancani ☕
Amanda Evans2 Amanda Evans2 Veteran
1.1K messages
joined Nov 2014
#1139 ·
Jessica Gonzalez said:Considering what's actually playing right now, those $3.25 seem a bit pricey. At AMC, the only really nice things are the comfy seats and those little armrest cushions in the restrooms.

Those paper towels are useless crap; I always end up brushing my wrist against that dispenser wall that some other person's dirty hand just touched. To hell with that kind of hygiene.
Just give me some actual, decent paper, you cheapskates...
Jesse Sullivan5 Jesse Sullivan5 Regular
309 messages
joined Aug 2018
#1140 ·
It’s such a shame—really, a crying shame!—that I didn't snap a few photos to show you all how I’ve been spending my summer.

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