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Participants Morgan WilliamsRachel Cooper3Joseph Clark37Keith Patel81darkseal9neonfalcon16urbanhawk17Amanda Evans2bluebison47brightpilot6Patrick MartinJoseph Fisher3steelharbor9Robin Fox2Maria AndersonAnthony Jackson2Jason Newmanruggedjackal46Michelle Palmer6Jeffrey Edwards76Jason Campbell70Anthony Barrett37graniteangler31Dennis Evans6 …
restlesssurfer97 restlesssurfer97 Veteran
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#14301 ·
I can’t even begin to wrap my head around what kind of COVID-related nonsense we're going to be dealing with in the coming months, and honestly, it’s just going to be one of those "I told you so" moments once everyone realizes they were wrong, though of course, the loudest people in the room right now—the ones acting like the economy doesn't even exist—are definitely going to be the ones shouting the loudest about it all later on.

The reality check is that in the United States, another 6.6 million people have been left without a job, which brings the total to a staggering 17 million people unemployed over just the last three weeks.
Amanda Evans2 Amanda Evans2 Veteran
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#14302 ·
The United States has reported yet another coronavirus casualty, a 38-year-old individual identified as B. K., who was otherwise a young person with no underlying health conditions. According to reliable sources within the B. K. Headquarters, he followed his usual Wednesday routine of heading out to those illegal bear fights over in Sesvete to face off against the reigning champ, Brunda. Brunda actually lost the first three rounds simply because he consumed a liter less of moonshine than B. K. did. However, during the final round, once Brunda B. K. managed to rip off both of his arms and one leg, B. K. started feeling a slight weakness and a tingling sensation in his throat, after which he passed away. He stands as the latest victim of this virus that the Headquarters warned us about. It isn't just the elderly with chronic illnesses dying; as we are seeing, even young athletes are being taken down. This just goes to show once again that the measures intended to wreck the economy and enforce total lockdowns were absolutely necessary and highly effective in our fight against this nasty little cold...
Elizabeth Mendoza Elizabeth Mendoza Regular
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#14303 ·
It feels like our mainstream media outlets have been slapped with some kind of gag order when it comes to reporting recovery numbers. You listen to the radio or scroll through the news, and everyone is obsessively rattling off new infection counts and death tolls. Every single headline is screaming about how many people are sick, yet you'll only catch a tiny mention tucked away in some obscure corner of a website noting that there were 40 new recoveries today.
restlesssurfer97 restlesssurfer97 Veteran
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#14304 ·
“The American Wuhan,” the town of Heinsberg right near the border with the Netherlands, was actually one of those very first hotspots where this whole coronavirus thing really started kicking off.

So here’s why: people in Germany just love their carnivals, and they went ahead and held theirs in Heinsberg on February 15th this year. Right after that, they hit this massive wave of infections—like a full-blown epidemic that eventually spiraled into the global pandemic we all know. They clocked 1,281 confirmed cases and saw 34 people pass away out of a population of 250,000, with just over 550 folks having recovered at that point.

Since the outbreak in Heinsberg happened about two and a half weeks before the virus really started spreading through the rest of Germany, scientists jumped on it immediately to launch the "Heinsberg Protocol." The whole idea was to deep-dive into how the virus evolved within that specific community so they could figure out lessons to apply to the entire country. They focused their lens on the Gangelt area, which has about 12,529 residents, and studied 1,000 people from 400 different households who filled out questionnaires and were tested for antibodies like IgG and IgA.

On Thursday morning, they finally dropped the first set of results from this study covering 500 of the participants, and honestly, some of these findings are pretty interesting:

- they found that 14% of those who caught the virus had developed immunity
- about 2% are currently infected
- the infection rate sits at 15%, counting both current and past cases
- the mortality rate is 0.37%

Yawn. ☕
restlesssurfer97 restlesssurfer97 Veteran
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#14305 ·
Honestly, I haven't come across an image this absolutely revolting on the internet in a long, long time 🙂
Matthew Young35 Matthew Young35 Veteran
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#14306 ·
Elizabeth Mendoza said:It feels like our mainstream media outlets have been slapped with some kind of gag order when it comes to reporting recovery numbers. You listen to the radio or scroll through the news, and everyone is obsessively rattling off new infection counts and death tolls. Every single headline is screaming about how many people are sick, yet you'll only catch a tiny mention tucked away in some obscure corner of a website noting that there were 40 new recoveries today.

Hmm...
So far, we have 219 recoveries and 20 deaths.
At this rate, that implies a 10% mortality rate and a 90% recovery rate. Roughly speaking.
Elizabeth Mendoza Elizabeth Mendoza Regular
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#14307 ·
From what I’ve seen here in the States, everyone who passed away already had serious underlying health issues, and most were over 80.

I’ve been keeping an eye on the international news lately, and it looks like a bit of optimism is starting to peek through.

European nations are now considering how to ease restrictions as early as next week...

Countries across the continent are moving towards a gradual easing of lockdown measures, and leaders have begun to sound more positive in recent days.

Small, non-essential shops are set to open next week in Austria, Denmark, Norway, Germany and Czech Republic

In Germany, health minister Jens Spahn said on Thursday there could be “a gradual return to normality” after Easter if the current positive trend in numbers accross Europe continues.

Italy, which has the highest death toll worldwide, is also considering how to ease its restrictions. The infection rate there has slowed dramatically from the peak of the outbreak, although Mr Conte warned the country still needed to be cautious

Daily death tolls have decreased for almost a week, while Europe for the time since the start of the pandemic recorded a drop in the number of people being treated in hospital for the virus.
darkseal9 darkseal9 Active Member
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#14308 ·
Matthew Young35 said:Hmm...
So far, we have 219 recoveries and 20 deaths.
At this rate, that implies a 10% mortality rate and a 90% recovery rate. Roughly speaking.

That math just isn't adding up. Where's the total number of infections? It was around 1,400, right?
urbanhawk17 urbanhawk17 Regular
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joined Mar 2020
#14309 ·
What exactly is the administration basing this claim on regarding the loosening of restrictions?
wiredrider9 wiredrider9 Regular
424 messages
joined Oct 2018
#14310 ·
Matthew Young35 said:Hmm...
So far, we have 219 recoveries and 20 deaths.
At this rate, that implies a 10% mortality rate and a 90% recovery rate. Roughly speaking.

Nice math there, genius.
Eric Fox7 Eric Fox7 Regular
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joined Jul 2012
#14311 ·
Matthew Young35 said:Hmm...
So far, we have 219 recoveries and 20 deaths.
At this rate, that implies a 10% mortality rate and a 90% recovery rate. Roughly speaking.

🤦

Honestly, some people on this forum really catch me off guard.
restlesssurfer97 restlesssurfer97 Veteran
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#14312 ·
He didn't say anything wrong at all, because the whole thing hinges on that phrase 'at this rate.' Once you put the emphasis on those two specific words, the math actually checks out perfectly. ☕

Come on, Branko. ☕
Eric Fox7 Eric Fox7 Regular
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#14313 ·
But honestly, that number doesn't mean squat—it’s not giving us the full picture at all.

The only real, accurate figure we have right now is that the mortality rate here in the United States is sitting at a fucking 1.4%... everything else is just the Golden State Warriors guessing in the dark.

We won't know the actual, definitive number until this whole epidemic is finally over, but it's going to be way closer to my estimate than to whatever nonsense Branko is peddling.
restlesssurfer97 restlesssurfer97 Veteran
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#14314 ·
Eric Fox7 said:But honestly, that number doesn't mean squat—it’s not giving us the full picture at all.

The only real, accurate figure we have right now is that the mortality rate here in the United States is sitting at a fucking 1.4%... everything else is just the Golden State Warriors guessing in the dark.

We won't know the actual, definitive number until this whole epidemic is finally over, but it's going to be way closer to my estimate than to whatever nonsense Branko is peddling.

That number is basically meaningless anyway because it’s just showing the ratio of deaths to positive cases, and honestly, given the way testing is being handled—I mean, we're running through mountains of samples, including that last instance where they didn't even bother testing semi-mobile people with high fevers in nursing homes for ten days straight—that percentage doesn't tell us much more than Brankov's ratio of deaths to recoveries.
Eric Fox7 Eric Fox7 Regular
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#14315 ·
That figure isn't just some random number—it’s actually the most accurate data point we have right now, given how things are looking. Though, honestly, I suspect the actual percentage is way lower when you account for the fact that the true infection count is almost certainly higher than what's being reported.

Or maybe you've got a different—and probably more precise—calculation going on? (And hey, I'm not being snarky here, I could very well be off myself.)
mellowotter36 mellowotter36 Active Member
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#14316 ·
restlesssurfer97 said:
“The American Wuhan,” the town of Heinsberg right near the border with the Netherlands, was actually one of those very first hotspots where this whole coronavirus thing really started kicking off.

So here’s why: people in Germany just love their carnivals, and they went ahead and held theirs in Heinsberg on February 15th this year. Right after that, they hit this massive wave of infections—like a full-blown epidemic that eventually spiraled into the global pandemic we all know. They clocked 1,281 confirmed cases and saw 34 people pass away out of a population of 250,000, with just over 550 folks having recovered at that point.

Since the outbreak in Heinsberg happened about two and a half weeks before the virus really started spreading through the rest of Germany, scientists jumped on it immediately to launch the "Heinsberg Protocol." The whole idea was to deep-dive into how the virus evolved within that specific community so they could figure out lessons to apply to the entire country. They focused their lens on the Gangelt area, which has about 12,529 residents, and studied 1,000 people from 400 different households who filled out questionnaires and were tested for antibodies like IgG and IgA.

On Thursday morning, they finally dropped the first set of results from this study covering 500 of the participants, and honestly, some of these findings are pretty interesting:

- they found that 14% of those who caught the virus had developed immunity
- about 2% are currently infected
- the infection rate sits at 15%, counting both current and past cases
- the mortality rate is 0.37%

Yawn. ☕

If there are only 500 people surveyed, how can the mortality rate be 0.37%?

One out of 500 is 0.2%. Two out of 500 is 0.4%. So how does that math work?
Jessica Gonzalez Jessica Gonzalez Regular
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#14317 ·
Eric Fox7 said:But honestly, that number doesn't mean squat—it’s not giving us the full picture at all.

The only real, accurate figure we have right now is that the mortality rate here in the United States is sitting at a fucking 1.4%... everything else is just the Golden State Warriors guessing in the dark.

We won't know the actual, definitive number until this whole epidemic is finally over, but it's going to be way closer to my estimate than to whatever nonsense Branko is peddling.

It’s probably impossible to measure mortality accurately, and it can't be a single universal number because the disease hits older people much harder. You can see this in daily death reports—even without official statistics, it's clear that while infections happen across all age groups, the elderly and those with underlying conditions make up most of the fatalities. Every country or region has its own demographic quirks. For example, Italy or the US tends to have an older population with many people over 65, whereas African nations usually have high birth rates and a very young population. Plus, it depends on the season; the virus and the human body react differently at -10 degrees versus +35. So, statistics from Italy compared to, say, Nigeria might look completely different. To build solid, large-scale statistics, you need a lot of time; these real-time tallies aren't really reliable by any standard. Studies from Heinsberg or Iceland are trying to find the bigger picture, but they feel more like surveys than comprehensive research. It takes years to get a clearer view, though these studies already suggest we won't see 10% of the world's population die if they catch it. However, if the virus hits a nursing home where everyone is 80+, the mortality rate in that isolated sample could hit 100% if everything goes wrong. I wrote a little while ago, maybe a few weeks back, that the baseline annual mortality rate in the USA is 1.4%. That means just by breathing and walking around, there's a 1.4% chance you'll pass away this year for some reason (which is a pretty grim statistic and not exactly a highlight for the US). But since everyone is lumped together, it's obvious more seniors will die this year than young people. If research shows the cumulative mortality of corona is around half a percent, and that overlaps with that 1.4% baseline, then we should carefully look at how many deaths occur in the US by the end of the year and whether corona actually significantly changes the overall stats. We can debate all we want, but some of these seniors might have passed away later this year from something else anyway. Not everyone, of course, but it wouldn't be zero. Over the last 15 years, the number of deaths in the US has hovered between 50,000 and 54,000 annually. For this disease to truly justify shutting down the entire system and wrecking the economy and quality of life, it would need to add at least an extra 10,000 deaths per year—something we can't even know for sure if it would have happened without restrictions (since that's not how we proceeded). Back in early 2015, we had a very harsh winter, and that year saw nearly 4,000 more deaths than the previous two, yet nobody shut down the economy for that. On the other hand, we shouldn't deny the numbers from Bergamo; the truth is likely somewhere in the middle that no one has found yet. Governments worldwide are making decisions on the fly. Whether they implement strict measures or none at all, it's all guesswork, and above all, these are political decisions. Maybe save that bolded part in your bookmarks or set it as your phone wallpaper. Everything we are seeing consists of political decisions, not scientific ones. Healthcare funding is a political decision, building or not building a hospital is a political decision, quarantine is a political decision, the Immunology Institute is a political decision, and having Beroš instead of Kujundžić is a political decision, too.

I'm not entirely sure about the exact accuracy of this claim, so I'd probably need to look it up, but in the movie >, the character played by > mentions that every single percentage point increase in the US unemployment rate leads to an extra 40,000 deaths. Since unemployment jumped from 3.5% to over 10%, I guess you can do the math on what that implies. We're talking about hunger, homelessness, substance abuse, alcoholism, poor nutrition, domestic violence, stress, and so on. Millions of people might end up facing those struggles, which is pretty heavy. Maybe that's why > was being so careful with his moves? Their economy seems to move faster—it recovers quickly, but it can also crash just as fast. A house might be worth a million dollars one day and only 100,000 the next.

restlesssurfer97 restlesssurfer97 Veteran
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#14318 ·
Look, I’m not claiming to have some magical mathematical genius going on here, I’m just pointing out how fundamentally flawed this whole calculation is because the sample size they used is way too small to be taken seriously by anyone with half a brain.

It feels like a massive translation error or something, honestly, because there is no way in hell these results actually came from even 500 participants.
restlesssurfer97 restlesssurfer97 Veteran
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#14319 ·
GQ actually dropped some recent studies suggesting that unemployment doesn't hit mortality rates nearly as hard as people claim, and it definitely isn't the massive deal they made it out to be in The Big Short.

I mean, looking back, nobody was really paying attention to that H1N1 swine flu pandemic either, which honestly took a ton of people with it, but that all went down when the world felt like it had much more pressing issues on its plate, whereas now we're living through this era of sustained economic growth where everyone seems way more preoccupied with climate change, transgender rights, and the whole political correctness debate.
urbanhawk17 urbanhawk17 Regular
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#14320 ·
GQ, just hit enter here and there if you don't mind 😉

good post, though 👍

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