Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

I am certainly not older than 18—believe me! 😢

Well, I’m right there with you. Honestly, how on earth does she manage to know exactly how much I have in my accounts... it's beyond frustrating 🙂🙂

He's telling me, ha ha

neonheron202 said:So, here is my latest compilation of failures, if you're interested in watching things go sideways.

Haha 🙂

http://www.nytimes.com/news/politics/open-primary-reform--/1214533/

NEWS: Mark Taritas is going to buy bedding!!!

You people are absolutely sick...

I find this one kind of interesting; it looks like they were rushing to publish an article but forgot to fix the actual page title:

first-ikea-opens-in-america-only-200-customers-showed-up

FIRST IKEA IN AMERICA OPENS - 2500 people arrived

Really top-tier journalism right there. 🙏

The people from Gruntovčani 🙏 🙏

tears are streaming from my eyes 😢

Let’s just be honest about it—we are men

Hey, how many people actually showed up for that IKEA grand opening in the end?

I’m out here buying furniture on credit right now just so they’ve got something decent to burn for heat this winter when the food runs out and everyone’s starving.

Walter Grant5 said:Hey, how many people actually showed up for that IKEA grand opening in the end?

Maybe 200. Seriously. First they claimed there were two hundred, then suddenly they bumped it to 2,500. Classic hype machine tactics to inflate the numbers.

The main thing was having the Mayor there for the ribbon cutting 🎉 🙂
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I saw a great comment online yesterday. There used to be a time when Presidents would show up to open factories.

Honestly, with how many bureaucrats have been piling into D.C. lately, both at the federal level and down at City Hall, those folks are gonna be sitting pretty on a mountain of tax dollars and endless contracts. They’ll have plenty of business to keep them busy.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=869949716385553

😂

Is everyone just staying quiet?

just heart ballooning

Even the angels in heaven must be gossiping about this one...

stick a snake in the clouds

Little guy ate way too much—now he’s just sitting there snoring loudly.