Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

As soon as I roll out of bed and turn on the TV, it's nothing but bad news,
My mother-in-law is in the kitchen making delicious flatbreads.
My wife is watching another episode of Love is Blind,
I wonder if Dad will get even a tiny bit of attention from the TV?

There's no soccer on, and no FC Barcelona either,
At least it isn't summer, so I don't have to deal with mosquitoes.
I guess I'm wondering whether I should wear a mask or not,
Since the guy on TV is shouting, "People, COVID-19 is taking over!"

I'll just turn off the TV and head back to the forum to see what's up,
Paul Martinez73 is causing a panic, though everyone seems to be breathing easy regardless,
There's some good stuff here and there, but I really miss Tore,
Maybe he's just staying low-key or maybe he caught COVID-19, I guess it's hard to tell.

Jessica Gonzalez said:As soon as I roll out of bed and turn on the TV, it's nothing but bad news,
My mother-in-law is in the kitchen making delicious flatbreads.
My wife is watching another episode of Love is Blind,
I wonder if Dad will get even a tiny bit of attention from the TV?

There's no soccer on, and no FC Barcelona either,
At least it isn't summer, so I don't have to deal with mosquitoes.
I guess I'm wondering whether I should wear a mask or not,
Since the guy on TV is shouting, "People, COVID-19 is taking over!"

I'll just turn off the TV and head back to the forum to see what's up,
Paul Martinez73 is causing a panic, though everyone seems to be breathing easy regardless,
There's some good stuff here and there, but I really miss Tore,
Maybe he's just staying low-key or maybe he caught COVID-19, I guess it's hard to tell.

Dogs bark, COVID-19 passes

COVID-19 COVID-19 COVID-19
it’s the reason we’re all stuck inside our houses

🤦

I think I can only say two words—COVID-19, COVID-19!

Someone from Mexico is asking how Americans refer to COVID-19

COVID-19

😂🤣😂

Man, Justin owes me like two thousand bucks!
Just saying—it’s not like things are just going to wander around on their own!
The police are just standing there right in front of the church.
Americans don't give a damn about numbers, man!
Come on, Justin, if you've got the guts!
Man, things are getting absolutely wild over in Norval! Everyone's losing their minds on Reddit right now.
Greasy fingers make this iPhone slide right out of my hand!
No viruses, no money crisis. Period!
Hey Justin, don't let them take ours right now!
Coming soon—chill out, man!

They aren't going to give the authority to track Plenković and his little communist alliance, but what do you guys think about this?
Apple and Google promise they won't violate user privacy, they'll just follow you around a little bit. It’s not like they aren't doing it already, but hey, at least now you'll get a notification...

What is this actually going to look like? Am I sitting on the couch with my mother-in-law and suddenly get a ping saying someone nearby is infected?
And I'll just get a notification saying "you were in contact with an infected person once, somewhere," so it's just going to be pure panic... 🤣

But they claim it's all for our own good and they'll respect our privacy 🤣

darkseal9 said:Man, Justin owes me like two thousand bucks!
Just saying—it’s not like things are just going to wander around on their own!
The police are just standing there right in front of the church.
Americans don't give a damn about numbers, man!
Come on, Justin, if you've got the guts!
Man, things are getting absolutely wild over in Norval! Everyone's losing their minds on Reddit right now.
Greasy fingers make this iPhone slide right out of my hand!
No viruses, no money crisis. Period!
Hey Justin, don't let them take ours right now!
Coming soon—chill out, man!

🤣

Hey there, my fellow football fanatics, wishing you all a very Happy Easter this coming Sunday.
really hoping we get back to the beautiful game sooner rather than later...

Man, I was just sitting here watching the 2014 World Cup final on a German TV channel, and it totally sent me down memory lane. Back then, I was living out in Canada and the final kicked off right around 2 in the afternoon. I’ll be honest, I got absolutely hammered. The pub was packed with immigrants, some gorgeous Latina girl was walking around, and then there was this one Argentinian guy crying his eyes out... I remember this one Gaucho so clearly, just sitting there on the steps, sobbing his heart out...

Seriously, just bring football back to us... we had this incredible generation of Americans reaching their peak, and they really should have pushed even further under the leadership of a master like Zlatko Dalić from Livno... but man, everything just ground to a halt...

As for this whole COVID situation, a friend of Rodjakov—he was 42—passed away from it just a few days ago. But he had diabetes, so he was obviously in a high-risk group...

but still, this crap is definitely real...

Anyway, I wish you all the best...

darkseal9 said:Man, Justin owes me like two thousand bucks!
Just saying—it’s not like things are just going to wander around on their own!
The police are just standing there right in front of the church.
Americans don't give a damn about numbers, man!
Come on, Justin, if you've got the guts!
Man, things are getting absolutely wild over in Norval! Everyone's losing their minds on Reddit right now.
Greasy fingers make this iPhone slide right out of my hand!
No viruses, no money crisis. Period!
Hey Justin, don't let them take ours right now!
Coming soon—chill out, man!

🙏

Happy Easter, everyone.

There’s plenty more football to come in our lifetime.

FC Barcelona has no idea what's coming for them.

Paul Martinez73 said:Masa is the ultimate queen

So, Plasma

Happy Easter to everyone celebrating ☕ and honestly, even if you aren't, Isusic is dead, so cheers to you too ☕ 🤣

Just finished four episodes of Tiger King. I mean, seriously, is 🙏🙏

this whole thing actually real? 🙏
It’s just pure madness.
I keep thinking it can't possibly get any weirder, but then every episode just gets more unhinged. 🙏

That bitch Carole Baskin. ☕

Happy Easter!

Happy Easter, everyone!

So, have you all dyed your eggs yet?

Shaved, painted, and polished

Matthew Young35 said:So, have you all dyed your eggs yet?

Ha.

urbanhawk17 said:Just finished four episodes of Tiger King. I mean, seriously, is 🙏🙏

this whole thing actually real? 🙏
It’s just pure madness.
I keep thinking it can't possibly get any weirder, but then every episode just gets more unhinged. 🙏

Just you wait, they keep cranking up the intensity until the very end. 🤣

I started watching Money Heist. I'm 5 episodes in, and it’s not bad, but I don't know if all the hype is totally justified. It feels a bit like a weaker version of the first season of Prison Break, maybe? 🤷