Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

brightpilot6 said:😢

2.5? Honestly, that might as well be 0.3 if you ask me. 🤷

The King of Scoundrels🙏 🙏 🙏

He really wanted to go after that Ukrainian guy, but I guess his emotions got the better of him. So, he's banned from the stadium for a year? Suddenly everyone's an expert on justice. Now they're all going to start acting like moral authorities.

Grudulja 😢

totally sound move ☕
Europe is dead and gone, so what's even coming next?

brightpilot6 said:😢

2.5? Honestly, that might as well be 0.3 if you ask me. 🤷

A 0.25% blood alcohol content... that's serious stuff. It causes major issues with mental, physical, and sensory functions. There’s also a much higher risk of choking on vomit or getting hurt from a fall or some other kind of accident. I guess it's just dangerous.

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The guy is practically immune to alcohol, which makes this whole result feel completely unrealistic...

Amanda Evans2 said:Time to celebrate

not too shabby

Time to celebrate

it’s practically a second skin, like an undershirt 🙏 🙏

Elizabeth Mendoza said:

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Anthony Barrett37 said:A 0.25% blood alcohol content... that's serious stuff. It causes major issues with mental, physical, and sensory functions. There’s also a much higher risk of choking on vomit or getting hurt from a fall or some other kind of accident. I guess it's just dangerous.

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Give me a break.
I've read these intoxication charts before. They were clearly written by people who have never actually touched alcohol.

Amanda Evans2 said:Time to celebrate

Good grief, people are such failures.
Times have changed "a little."

bluebison47 said:it’s practically a second skin, like an undershirt 🙏 🙏

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Ashley Bailey6 said:🤣

Give me a break.
I've read these intoxication charts before. They were clearly written by people who have never actually touched alcohol.

Good grief, people are such failures.
Times have changed "a little."

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...and by people who have never even tasted alcohol. ☕

0.2 to 0.3 percent - coordination stays fine, maybe just a little euphoria or feeling less shy. No obvious depression, just feeling moderately relaxed, I guess.

0.4 to 0.6 percent - feels cheerful and relaxed. Inhibitions start dropping, plus there's a sense of warmth or euphoria. Judgment and memory might slip a bit, and caution goes down. Emotions feel heavier, and behavior can get a little over the top.

0.7 to 0.9 percent - some slight issues with balance, speech, vision, reaction time, or hearing. Judgment and self-control drop, along with memory. A person might honestly think they're doing better than they actually are. Euphoria kicks in.

1 to 1.25 percent - significant trouble with motor coordination and losing touch with reality. Speech might get messy, and balance, sight, hearing, or reaction times suffer. Euphoria is still there.

1.3 to 1.5 percent - major motor function issues and a lack of physical control. Vision gets blurry and balance is pretty bad. That euphoria starts fading, replaced by anxiety, depression, or restlessness. Serious trouble judging things.

1.6 to 1.9 percent - mostly anxiety, depression, and restlessness. Nausea might happen too.

2 percent - confusion and feeling lost or disoriented. Someone might need help just to stand up or walk. If they get hurt, they might not even realize it. At this level, some people deal with nausea and vomiting. There's a risk with the gag reflex or even choking. Blackouts can happen.

2.5 percent - serious impairment across all mental, physical, and sensory functions. Higher risk of choking on vomit or getting hurt from falls or accidents.

3 percent - a state of stupor. They don't know where they are. Sudden loss of consciousness is possible, and waking up from it is hard.

3.5 percent - coma is possible. It’s basically like being under surgical anesthesia.

4 percent or more - coma and potential death from respiratory failure, very low blood pressure, or choking while vomiting.

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Anthony Barrett37 said: 0.2 to 0.3 percent - coordination stays fine, maybe just a little euphoria or feeling less shy. No obvious depression, just feeling moderately relaxed, I guess.

0.4 to 0.6 percent - feels cheerful and relaxed. Inhibitions start dropping, plus there's a sense of warmth or euphoria. Judgment and memory might slip a bit, and caution goes down. Emotions feel heavier, and behavior can get a little over the top.

0.7 to 0.9 percent - some slight issues with balance, speech, vision, reaction time, or hearing. Judgment and self-control drop, along with memory. A person might honestly think they're doing better than they actually are. Euphoria kicks in.

1 to 1.25 percent - significant trouble with motor coordination and losing touch with reality. Speech might get messy, and balance, sight, hearing, or reaction times suffer. Euphoria is still there.

1.3 to 1.5 percent - major motor function issues and a lack of physical control. Vision gets blurry and balance is pretty bad. That euphoria starts fading, replaced by anxiety, depression, or restlessness. Serious trouble judging things.

1.6 to 1.9 percent - mostly anxiety, depression, and restlessness. Nausea might happen too.

2 percent - confusion and feeling lost or disoriented. Someone might need help just to stand up or walk. If they get hurt, they might not even realize it. At this level, some people deal with nausea and vomiting. There's a risk with the gag reflex or even choking. Blackouts can happen.

2.5 percent - serious impairment across all mental, physical, and sensory functions. Higher risk of choking on vomit or getting hurt from falls or accidents.

3 percent - a state of stupor. They don't know where they are. Sudden loss of consciousness is possible, and waking up from it is hard.

3.5 percent - coma is possible. It’s basically like being under surgical anesthesia.

4 percent or more - coma and potential death from respiratory failure, very low blood pressure, or choking while vomiting.

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Out in rural Kentucky, guys drive tractors with a 4.0.
Anything under a 2.0 and they can't even drive a straight line on the road. And without those first three or four beers, the construction crews wouldn't even know how to mix mortar.

0.2 to 0.3 BAC - no loss of coordination. Slight euphoria and less shyness. No visible depressive effects; just feeling moderately relaxed.

1.3 to 1.5 BAC - major motor function impairment and lack of physical control. Blurred vision and significant loss of balance. The euphoria fades, replaced by anxiety, depression, and restlessness. Serious issues with judgment and perception.

I’m losing my modesty in this second paragraph, so this is where the real ranking begins for me. ☕

But seriously, people claim a liter of wine puts you over a .08 BAC, and that was always just our warm-up before heading downtown.
What total nonsense.

Every single one of these dancers tells a beautiful story in their own right...

#goodvibes

The rhythm in the background is actually quite solid; it’s hardly surprising then that the dancers are just as good.

Since I’ve already caused enough of a ruckus, I suppose I owe you all a little something sweet to balance things out

Honestly, if we were out in the rural Midwest, they should just be pumping wine at the gas stations instead of fuel. You’d pull up, fill the tank, drive home, and then just... *clink clink clink*... pass out cold.

At 0.04%, I find myself growing increasingly wise. People around me seem to hold me in higher regard, and I’m finally getting a glimpse into certain deeper truths about life.

A decent glass of wine is the foundation; everything else follows from there.
That said, I’ve heard rumors that out in certain parts of the South, people can put away half a keg of beer and still have enough energy to dance all night long...

I won't be naming names

Oh, please. It’ll recognize itself eventually... while the rest of us are left here just trying to hold this community together...