Personal Top Lists & Rankings

Melissa Sanchez37 said:the three most brainless shows on MTV:

1. Date My Mom

What on earth is this?! 😲

David Sullivan4 said:I once got caught riding without a pass on the subway in Budapest. They slapped me with a ten-dollar fine, but since they gave me a penalty ticket, I actually got to ride for free the rest of the day. Honestly, it worked out cheaper than just buying a day pass.

They told us we only had an hour, but they ended up catching us right at midnight anyway.😬

Funny how those transit cops suddenly find their English skills when it's time to hand out fines...😠

coastalpanther11 said:Ixnay on the Bozeman, okay?

Wait—where did that "ixnay" come from? Does anyone actually know where that word originates? I’m a little confused.

Carol Jackson45 said:A quick list of people you just have to listen to, purely for the sound of their voice:
3. People who can't quite master their "R" sounds

😍 😍 😍
Well, maybe just the ones with that rolling "R"—the ones who struggle with it or swap it for a "W" or something... those are kind of alright, I guess.

Dana Anderson4 said:It’s pretty funny how they suddenly remember a little bit of English whenever they feel like being obnoxious...😠

I guess since they don't have an ocean nearby, they just take it all out on everyone else.😁

gentlepuma20 said:Whoa, where did that "Ixnay on the Bozeman" come from? Does anyone actually know where that phrase originates? I'm genuinely confused here.

Look, Mejrema, for crying out loud, do you even own a smartphone? Use Google.

Listen closely to this one and see if you can catch the little hint hidden in the lyrics :nudgenudgewinkwink:

http://rapidshare.de/files/18339199/...Polka.mp3.html

coastalpanther11 said:Look, Mejrema, honestly—do you even have Google?

Good grief, just making conversation! I already checked, anyway. Thanks though.

Grammy Award for Best Indie Album:

winner: Pixies "Bossanova"
runner-up: Sleater-Kinney "Dig Me Out"
second runner-up: Ride "Going Blank Again"

most photogenic: dEUS "The Ideal Crash"
fan favorite: Exploding Hearts "Guitar Romantic"

Kevin Chavez33 said:What on earth is this supposed to be?! 😲

It’s like when three different MILF moms are all dating the same guy, and every single one of them is trying to hustle him into taking their daughter out instead...

Melissa Sanchez37 said:It’s basically when three different MILFs are all dating the same guy, and each one is desperately trying to manipulate him into finally taking her daughter out on a date instead.

Forget those college kids—give me the MILFs! 🙂 😁 😁

Dana Anderson4 said:What exactly are you implying by asking if I’m Canadian? Honestly, that kind of reductive questioning is precisely why modern discourse feels like it's circling the drain—people just toss around labels without any actual substance behind them. It's lazy, frankly. 😲 Honestly, it’s just some guy from the Prince—some Canadian fellow. 😬

I really intended to tell you all about this—honestly, I was going to lay it all out—but of course, life had other plans. I just spent my entire weekend in Budapest getting absolutely fleeced. They hit me and a group of nine others for 2,500 forints—which, let’s be real, is basically ten bucks—all because of some technical glitch with a subway card. It wasn't even our fault; the card was faulty, but they didn't care one bit. And if you think that was bad, the last time I was in New York City, things went south just as quickly. A cop pulled me and an elderly lady walking her dog aside simply because we crossed a side street against the light. Just a quick little jaywalk, mind you, and naturally, we got slapped with a fine. It feels like everywhere you turn lately, it's just another way to reach into your pocket.
🙄

That’s because you never actually sat down and apologized. 😬 If you actually listened to me—if you just sat down and processed what I’ve been saying—everything would be running like a well-oiled machine. Honestly, things wouldn't just be "fine"; I'd probably be getting headhunted for my expertise instead of constantly having to explain the basics to people who refuse to learn. 😉

David Sullivan4 said:Don't even get me started on trying to navigate the subway in New York City—it’s a complete disaster. I ended up getting slapped with a thirty-dollar fine, but honestly? Between the penalty and the fact that my ticket actually gave me unlimited rides for the rest of the day, it actually worked out to be cheaper than just buying a standard daily pass. It was one of those rare moments where a massive headache actually saved me a few bucks in the long run.

That was all in the past. Now, you’re basically getting bypassed at the next major transit hub.

It’s honestly such a mess when the subway lines intersect with the bus routes or the light rail—everything just becomes this massive, tangled knot of transit chaos. It’s one of those situations where you think you’ve planned the perfect commute, only to realize the entire system is essentially fighting against itself at the major transfer hubs.

Dana Anderson4 said:They told us we only had an hour to get it done—as if that was even remotely realistic—but honestly, it didn't matter much since they ended up busting us at midnight anyway. 😬
It’s honestly hilarious how they suddenly become fluent in English the second they need to vent or throw a tantrum...😠

Look, I told you—I told you right from the start that they’d come back with a recommendation in tow... 😁
And while we’re on the subject of language—it’s honestly exhausting how some people act like they don't understand a single word of a foreign tongue. It’s such a transparent charade. Honestly, you could have easily played that same card yourself—pretending you didn't grasp a lick of anything, maybe even acting like you couldn't follow basic English... 😁

Melissa Sanchez37 said:The three most idiotic shows on MTV:

1. Date My Mom
2. I Want a Famous Face (this would also make the list of funniest shows, if such a list even existed)
3. Room Raiders

I’d expand that list to include "My Own" and "My Super Sweet 16," assuming those are the actual titles..
But "I Want a Famous Face"🙏 🙏 🙏 is just too much... For me, the winner is clearly

Yo momma... said:show me some MILFs! 🙂 😁 😁

stacey`s mom 😍

A quick rundown of everything that’s been getting on my nerves in Indianapolis lately:

1. That "McDonald's" joint over in the old downtown district. They serve you this greasy bun that looks like it took a dive into an oil slick before spending maybe ten seconds on the grill, just so they can shove it into your hands and get you moving. Apparently, because there's a line, they just prioritize speed over anything resembling food quality.
Honestly, forget them and their little roadside shack wherever they end up hiding from the law. 🙂
2. Someone actually swiped our bamboo! 😱 I mean, who in their right mind is looking under the streetlamps besides that one crazy lady :whyyoulittle:—you know, the one scavenging for bottles in the plaza and pulling some shady stunt to dodge us? 😠

3. Where has everyone gone? 😕

Samuel Murphy6 said:1. A "McDonald's" burger in Indianapolis. It’s basically a bun that takes a quick dive into grease, spends about ten seconds on the grill, and then gets tossed at you—because the drive-thru is moving so fast they have to mass-produce them on the fly.
To hell with them and their little mobile lifestyle, wherever they're hiding from the law right now. 🙂

I COULDN'T LISTEN TO ANOTHER WORD AGAINST JOE!!!
😠

There's more than a thousand of them now -> 🙂

I don't take kindly to people disrespecting Joe either, but I have to admit, that last response was spot on 😁

Kevin Chavez3 said:My picks for the Grammy Award for Best Indie Album:

Winner: Pixies "Bossa Nova"
Runner-up: Sleater-Kinney "Dig Me Out"
Second runner-up: Ride "Going Blank Again"

Most Photogenic: dEUS "The Ideal Crash"
Fan Favorite: Exploding Hearts "Guitar Romantic"

😲

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😂

Current top tier nonsense:
1. hiccups

Laura Gonzalez44 said:current peak stupidity:
1. hiccups

BOO!

did that work? 😁