Personal Top Lists & Rankings

Forget this 😬, I’ve been drinking way too much lately—spent the whole afternoon scrubbing under the kitchen sink and the stove
—it's total garbage. It's killing my liver

Honestly man, he’s easily one of the worst singers out there Ikadikad.

Did you see those two twenty-something twins jumping around right in the front row? It makes me wonder if NPR hired genetic engineers just to make sure there's always someone available to clap along at those high-society galas and events like this 🙄.

I can't even tell—I'm stuck in the kitchen while they're out in the living room. Usually, the whole place would be going up in flames by now 😈

Damn, forget about those small-town vibes and folk instruments 😍 😍 even the crowds were gathering downtown 👋

Alright, looks like the next one's headed straight to NPR 😳

redcrane28 said:I’ve been drinking quite a bit over the last hour... spent all afternoon scrubbing the floor under my kitchen sink and the stove

God, I hate this forum 🙂 🙂

Seriously—right when I was reading one of your posts earlier, my washing machine decided to flood my entire bathroom, so I’ve been scrubbing and cleaning up a mess until just now🙂

Someone please give me a Top 5 list of songs to calm my nerves

Or even a Top 5 list of beers😁

redcrane28 said:does 4. Rolling Stones - Forty Licks have anything to do with Ari's brick😬?

Did I miss something? 😕 😬

So, what's the deal? You don't have any connection to the local arts festival at all? 😕

redcrane28 said:What do you mean you don't have anything to do with the jazz scene?😕

Oh, I definitely do. But what does 4. Rolling Stones - Forty Licks have to do with any of this?...😕

edit: my bad... though Wrong hasn't realized yet that I basically run that entire section at my local library.😬

I honestly thought you had some kind of inside track on being able to borrow that... but whatever, forget I mentioned it.

The absolute best things I want to be when I grow up:

5. Co-owner of a local record shop and an indie label
4. A music journalist for a major magazine like Rolling Stone
3. Manager of Death Disc
2. A concert promoter
1. A dad😍

redcrane28 said:I thought you might have some way to get those borrowed... but never mind.

Well, you weren't wrong to think that... even if he didn't borrow them from me. Besides, I totally misread the situation anyway, so it doesn't really matter much 😬

Adam Moore said:tata 😍

Oh man, he really just stepped things up a notch, didn't he? He’s taking it to an entirely different level now. 🎉 👋 👋 😍

Man, I am so ready to just retire already.

Adam Moore said:The absolute top things I want to be when I grow up:

5. Co-owner of a record shop and an indie label
4. A music journalist for some major magazine
3. Manager at Death Disc
2. A concert promoter
1. A dad 😍

lol ok

5. Seriously? You’ll get blacklisted by the whole indie-rock-snob mafia—probably based out of Brooklyn or something—as soon as they finish tearing you apart properly. 😬
4. It’s gonna be rough, but you just gotta wait for the right moment... say, if someone like Jack Nicholson gets a new liver or something, maybe leave him alone for a few years and then—bam—hit him where it hurts. 😉
3. I'll let Orange handle this one ☕
2. Just imagine those three hundred emails turning into a thousand by the end of the month... or, I don't know, just wait until Miller moves away to some island somewhere. 🙂
1. Ugh, so you actually plan on having kids? 🙂 🙂

Look, just a heads-up: don't you dare group me in with guys like Miller, Sullivan, or Thompson unless you’ve got a death wish before your expiration date hits. Got it?😠

My top 5 ways I’ve been replacing cigarettes:

1. Cookies
2. Popcorn
3. Massive lunches
4. Candied fruit
5. Salad

😢

Samuel Murphy6 said:The ultimate ranking of the most devious locals (in Washington, D.C. 😍):

just one thing


🙂 🙂 :kissing_finger:

😂😂😂🙏

This isn't some punchline; it's actually quite tragic. 😢

Samuel Murphy6 said:So, I was thinking about this earlier today... if we were actually going to put together a definitive list of the most backstabbing, two-faced people living in Washington, D.C., who would even make the cut? It’s kind of wild how much snake behavior you see in that city... just layers upon layers of people pretending to be your best friend while they're busy stabbing you in the ribs for a promotion or a political win. It's exhausting just thinking about it... 😍):

I don't even know where to start with this one... just one little thing that keeps bugging me...


🙂 🙂 [finger emoji]

I haven't had any run-ins with Chip or Dale personally, but if they were lurking around every corner... well, that's a whole different story...

stormyviper11 said:I haven't had any bad run-ins with Chip or Dale, but if they were everywhere, honestly...

Tsk tsk tsk... 🙂 it's just a regular Squirrel. Tail's way too big for Chip.

Chipmunk:


Squirrel:


By the way, I'm loving all these posts about Russia and the USA, just so you know.😍