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bluefalcon15 bluefalcon15 NewcomerOP
8 messages
joined May 2006
#21 ·
Walter Garcia53 said:Good grief, what are you, Madonna?!?!?
I used to know exactly when my stomach would start acting up every single day. It wasn't even like a full-on emergency, just a little nudge saying, "Hey, you might want to find a restroom soon."
But now? Now I eat anything in sight, and then—boom—I’m paying the price later!

1. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 You definitely have a unique way of putting things, I'll give you that.😉

2. And who is this Madonna person anyway? Was she dealing with some kind of digestive issues? 😕

3. Since you brought up the whole "emergency" thing—that's actually my biggest pet peeve. I can't stand that feeling. If I had my way, I'd just skip the struggle entirely right when I need to go seven times in a row. I know some people can hold it for hours. How is that even possible?! 😕 (Ugh, I'm so jealous)
granitecrane granitecrane Newcomer
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joined Apr 2006
#22 ·
bluefalcon15 said:I feel the same way. It’s starting to become a dangerous burden for me. 😠
Why doesn't any of the experts say anything about this? *sigh*...


What you are describing sounds like anxiety-induced irritable bowel syndrome. It is practically incurable because the issue is rooted so deeply in your psyche, and when you combine that with rapid digestion, you have a truly disastrous combination. You might attempt to mitigate it with herbal supplements, but frankly, most of it is useless junk. A competent psychiatrist might offer some relief, though even that rarely yields practical results in our current system.
However, there are certain adjustments one can make. If you learn to master the mechanics of your own body, you can manage. I have a few recommendations based on my own long-standing struggles for you and anyone else dealing with similar issues.
Generally, once you eat something, it takes at least ten hours to pass through—assuming your digestion is as fast as you say. The key is knowing your schedule a day in advance. If you have to be somewhere by 8:00 AM and that means waking up at 6:00, eating a late dinner is essentially a form of self-sabotage. Aim to have your last meal by 7:00 PM. Even if you aren't going anywhere, I wouldn't recommend eating anything substantial after 8:30 PM. If you don't, you won't just deal with digestive issues tomorrow morning; you'll be struggling all day long.
Furthermore, if you have to head out in the morning, give yourself at least ninety minutes before you actually leave the house. You need to be relaxed enough to handle your business properly at home. Once you wake up, try having a cup of black coffee. Some might tell you that's unwise because it triggers a movement, but that is precisely the point: you want it to trigger while you are safely at home, rather than while you are out in public. That is the entire purpose of the coffee. Similarly, alcohol can act as a stimulant; perhaps a small glass of bourbon the night before might help, but don't overdo it, or you'll end up with debilitating diarrhea the next morning that simply won't quit. I might suggest three ounces of Jack Daniel's in the evening, but even that isn't a guaranteed fix.
It is all highly subjective, but you must understand the rhythm of your own digestion and align your lifestyle accordingly. If your body tends to clear itself in the morning, then ensure you are prepared for that. Some people find relief in the evening, but for most, it is a morning affair. This means you cannot afford to have a friend call you at 9:00 AM demanding you meet them on the other side of town by 9:30. You simply won't have the window of time required to finish your business at home. Because of my own condition, I have caused quite a few embarrassments in various coffee shops and public institutions, so believe me when I say I know exactly what I am talking about; my DNA is practically etched into the plumbing of this country.
Abdominal cramps, gas, the sheer misery of being stuck on a bus or sitting in a lecture hall—I have lived through it all. That is why I am perfectly content staying on my bicycle whenever possible. This condition is a massive hindrance in life; long trips and early morning sightseeing tours in unfamiliar cities are simply not meant for people like us. And, if it makes you feel any better, you are certainly not alone in this.
granitecrane granitecrane Newcomer
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joined Apr 2006
#23 ·
Indeed—one must maintain a certain level of composure during one's morning routine in the restroom. It is hardly conducive to health to remain hunched over and rigid; rather, one ought to sit upright on the commode and perhaps engage in a slight lateral movement of the abdomen—you know, a sort of rhythmic abdominal dance 😁 Perhaps then, the process might proceed with greater ease!
bluefalcon15 bluefalcon15 NewcomerOP
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joined May 2006
#24 ·
granitecrane, thanks for such a detailed breakdown 🙏
Look, I’m… I’m a little thrown by all this. I’ve always had a fast metabolism and quick digestion, and I’ve never dealt with any mental health issues before. Granted, I’ve been a total wreck of nerves these last two months—finishing up my degree, prepping to start my first real job... so yeah, it’s definitely linked now, unfortunately.😢 But back then? There was absolutely no connection to stress.

So you’re telling me this is incurable. 😲 😲 😲
Are you serious? Am I really going to be stuck dealing with this for the rest of my life?! I can’t even wrap my head around that thought...🙂

Mental health???? Good grief...😲

😕 😕 😕
granitecrane granitecrane Newcomer
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joined Apr 2006
#25 ·
Now, let’s not descend into total panic just yet. If we are strictly discussing rapid digestion—and I mean purely physiological, without any underlying psychological shifts triggering your gut issues like they do mine—then you shouldn't be facing a catastrophe.
Everything I previously outlined remains valid; you simply need to set aside the mental health aspect for a moment. 😬
Learning to manage your digestive rhythm means being intentional. You have to give your body the necessary window in the morning, or whenever your routine dictates, to actually get things moving so you can function normally afterward.
If nature isn't cooperating, there are plenty of options at a local CVS or Walgreens, ranging from actual GI medication to various questionable supplements; it is worth some experimentation. I recall reading somewhere that dairy is one of the primary culprits behind digestive distress because of the bloating and cramping it causes, yet most people remain blissfully unaware that milk is the source of their misery. Perhaps limit your intake to a splash in your coffee or a small amount once a day.
The ultimate goal is to become an expert on your own biology. You must understand how specific foods impact your system and track your timing. Ultimately, you want to develop a strategy where you catch your business off guard, rather than having it catch you off guard while you're stuck on a Greyhound bus. 😎
Lisa Moore7 Lisa Moore7 Member
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joined Feb 2007
#26 ·
bluefalcon15 said:1. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 you got an interesting way of writing 😉

2. so Madonna is some guy, right? what was her deal... 😕

3. since you brought up holding it—that's what gets me most. I can't stand it. if I could just skip it, I wouldn't have a problem even if I had to go 7 times. I know some people can hold it for hours. how is that even possible?! 😕 (man, I'm jealous)

1. yeah, true. people have said that before, though I wasn't really trying here
2. Ernest Hemingway: Smells, gold, and incense. A stream-of-consciousness type thing, I guess. High school reading material. Pretty heavy stuff. The woman goes to war every 18 days.
3. I can handle peeing just fine, and I never get people who have to go every five minutes. (okay, maybe it's because I have that bad anxiety about going in public places, maybe that's why). and crap—yeah, I can handle that pretty well too.
shadowtrucker18 shadowtrucker18 Active Member
143 messages
joined Nov 2008
#27 ·
That woman, those scents described in that novel... 😁
bluefalcon15 bluefalcon15 NewcomerOP
8 messages
joined May 2006
#28 ·
Every 18 days?! 😲 Thank god it’s just some guy on a screen and not a real person. I assume people like that don't actually exist in the wild.

granitecrane, thanks for the advice. Honestly, I can't even tell anymore if this is just a quick bout of food poisoning or if my gut is just completely shot from all this stress. I've been digging around online, but I haven't found anything solid on this. If you happen to have a link, I'd really appreciate it. 😉
Nicole Morris51 Nicole Morris51 Newcomer
7 messages
joined Jun 2006
#29 ·
There is nothing quite as draining as those mornings when I oversleep and find myself frantically racing against the clock to make it to the office... UUUUUUUUUUU!
It feels as though my patience has completely evaporated, leaving me with absolutely no way to contain the frustration.
Robert Taylor3 Robert Taylor3 Newcomer
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joined Dec 2006
#30 ·
ruggedlynx69 said:I've heard people say having a faster metabolism is healthier than a slow one, but I honestly think mine might be running way too fast...
sometimes I'm hitting the bathroom two or three times a day, and I really don't feel like that's normal or healthy at all. Does anyone actually know anything about this? 😕

Oh man, I feel for you, seriously!!!!
I barely manage to go once a day if 😬
even lets me... otherwise.... it's just awful...😲
Carol Parker Carol Parker Member
34 messages
joined Jan 2007
#31 ·
I find this topic pretty fascinating because my experience is kind of the exact opposite.
For instance, I could never bring myself to go to the bathroom somewhere out in public. I only really feel comfortable doing my business when I'm back home.
I can hold it for as long as I need to, though I do have to be super careful about what I eat every day just to make sure things stay regular. People always give me that old advice about how mixing certain foods will mess you up, but honestly, nothing really sends me running to the restroom; I’m more likely to just end up throwing up instead. And as for not being able to use a restroom when I'm out and about...
I guess it might just be psychological.
ruggedlynx69 ruggedlynx69 Newcomer
1 message
joined Jan 2007
#32 ·
Great topic 🤣 . I’ve always dealt with incredibly slow digestion—it’s usually once every 5 or 6 days, sometimes longer. The only exceptions are when I catch a stomach flu or if I decide to indulge in a massive milkshake at an Expo once a year; then I end up with cramps that drive me insane because my body just isn't used to regular movements, let alone multiple times a day. I used to tell myself I just had a "large capacity," but the truth is I barely drink any water, so everything just dehydrates. Once things get past a reasonable timeframe, I eat a banana hoping it acts as a laxative and maybe works its magic. I've noticed chocolate (especially hazelnut) and even certain savory spreads really slow me down—but I can't stay away from them. When it finally happens, it's pure misery: it feels like passing stones, cacti, or marbles while praying to 😲 ! Honestly, it’ll probably be more of a whimper than a bang.
I also have a genuine phobia of being caught outside, especially if I eat something that consistently triggers me, like mayo and tomatoes. In those moments, it's an immediate "now or never" situation. It wouldn't be the first time I've sped home and racked up a dozen traffic violations in the process... 😁
hiddenskipper72 hiddenskipper72 Newcomer
6 messages
joined Feb 2007
#33 ·
Seriously, what a massive 🙏
I honestly can’t even remember the last time I had a "normal" digestive system—like, maybe things go okay for two days, but then it’s right back to this absolute disaster zone... Back in my hometown, the doctor was just so incredibly clueless; I’m trying to explain exactly what’s going on with me, telling her how I literally had to hit the restroom 16 times before I even felt brave enough to step foot out of the house... and nothing! She had zero clue what was happening to me. Then, purely by accident, I was digging through some books and stumbled upon something about irritable bowel syndrome—and I swear, I couldn't believe that what I've been dealing with actually has a name!!! 😬
It’s totally psychosomatic... at least in my case... and there is absolutely no way in hell I'm taking the bus—that would be a straight shot to social suicide 🙂
It’s not even that I need to run to the bathroom while I'm on the train, it’s just knowing that if I suddenly *really* need to, it's right there—you know, that feeling of security... 😍
I don't know... I'm just so relieved to finally find people who actually get it
Everyone else thinks I'm making the whole thing up when I end up running to the toilet 11 times in a row...
Sending big hugs to everyone 👋
reddriver56 reddriver56 Newcomer
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joined Jun 2007
#34 ·
Here’s another one to join the club and make things a little easier for everyone 👍

Every single morning when I wake up earlier than usual—you know, when the alarm actually forces me out of bed—my digestion goes completely haywire. It’s especially bad if I know I have somewhere important to be that morning. Then the real trouble starts. If I happen to wake up early on a day when I don't have to leave the house? My body usually behaves just fine. Can you believe it? Is it really all in my head because of stress? It’s incredibly frustrating. I noticed this pattern starting back in high school right before big exams, and it’s only getting worse now that I’m finishing up college. On top of that, it often hits me on Saturday nights when I'm heading out with friends, which is infuriating when there isn't a restroom in sight. That’s my two cents. Hopefully, we’ll all get past this one day once our minds are finally at peace 🙂
amberbadger3 amberbadger3 Newcomer
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joined Jan 2019
#35 ·
Hey everyone. I’ve been reading through the comments and it looks like I’m not the only one dealing with this. Has anyone actually found a cure? How? I’ve been stuck in this cycle for years and nothing seems to work. I’m heading in for a gastroscopy and colonoscopy in two days to see if they can finally find something. Honestly, I’m at my breaking point. It’s destroying me mentally. I spend ten hours a day obsessing over this, living under constant stress because of these stomach pains. Is it all in my head, or is it something in my diet? I don't even know anymore. Peace.
nimbleangler53 nimbleangler53 Newcomer
1 message
joined Jan 2019
#36 ·
amberbadger3 said:Hey everyone. I’ve been reading through the comments here and it seems many of you are wrestling with the exact same issues I am. Has anyone actually managed to find relief, and if so, how? I've been dealing with this for years now without any sign of it letting up. I have a gastroscopy and colonoscopy scheduled in two days, so hopefully, they can finally pinpoint the cause. Honestly, I'm reaching my breaking point; the mental toll is becoming unbearable. I spend ten hours a day obsessing over this, living in a constant state of stress because of these stomach pains. At this stage, I can't even tell if it's purely psychological or if there's something specific in my diet that's triggering it. Best regards.

The culprit might just be an excessive fiber intake. I actually dealt with the complete opposite issue, and after being advised to increase my fiber, everything cleared up perfectly. Generally speaking, staying regular is the healthier route.

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