Which is worse for kids and teens: horror movies or rom-coms?

glupinickname said:and those old-school Disney critics.

you wouldn't miss them at all

they might look a little different though:

glupinickname said:That's also true. I mean, which countries would even exist at the Olympics then? And honestly, which one of them would even dare to send athletes who could actually beat the Americans?

well, maybe just a few:

Wurstland (Northern US)

LederhosenStaat (Western US)

EvaBraunGarten (Eastern US)

SchwimmbadLand (Southern US)

etc. etc.

glupinickname said:Oh, great. So instead of Disney cartoons, he’d rather watch some crusty old geezer in nothing but swim trunks. Fantastic. I bet he’d even wear those disgusting little briefs—instead of actual boxers, which is what decent elderly men should be wearing by now.

And then he'd want to sit in my lap and tell me some bedtime story in that pathetic, shaky old man voice? Yeah—not a chance.

glupinickname said:See, that's the problem! Leslie is all hyped up because he was a *ninja*—which is supposedly the coolest thing ever. Gunther, on the other hand, wouldn't care about that just because he's Swab. His ninja training would be totally overshadowed. Honestly, I guarantee the Nazis would have claimed those Eastern martial arts were garbage anyway, insisting a true hero masters the saber and the MP40. Total Euro-trash amateurs. For a ninja, the body is the ultimate weapon!

You're overhyping Leslie Elridge way too much. Donald Siebert would absolutely wreck him. And then Heazy would show up just to finish the job while he's lying there in a pool of his own blood.

glupinickname said:Those lab-grown GMO Aryans bred in a greenhouse.

They already have that—so what?