Posts by Keith James812

you still alive over there? 😁

Jason Bailey45, since you’re hanging around here anyway, I’m going to kindly ask you to stop rubbing your junk, or doing anything else remotely close to it. Seriously. Thanks.

Rachel Sanchez11 said:You really think Rachel Sanchez11 is just scared of losing out on the cash?

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Whatever said:It’s got a Russian name. So you just assume 😁

Bob?

Natch said:I felt so bad for my old man when he gave my mom a set of Samurai knives and tickets to the Super Bowl for their 30th anniversary 🤣 😂

ahahahahhahaaha 🤣 .rofl: 🤣

Jacob Moore61 said:I honestly don't get what you mean... though, I guess I'll admit there's a chance I'm so damn handsome even in pitch darkness that it's causing some major confusion here. 😁 😁

Look, Batman might eventually pull off being as good-looking as you, but let's be real—it definitely doesn't work the other way around. 😍

Jacob Moore61 said:Seriously, how far out are we talking when you say "outside Washington, D.C."!? 😁

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look, I'm not Batman... that's Duvdevan... he's the one hanging out with bats 😁 😁

God, people are weird... Jacob Moore61 wrote it perfectly, yet they keep calling him "Batmane" instead. 🙄 😁

The only thing keeping me sane through this whole mess is the fact that Mr. Douglas isn't some construction worker—he’s a damn marine geologist 😁 😁 D

Glad to see you guys finally calmed down on your own, but since I’m feeling generous today, I’ll toss this in just to help you sleep better at night:

"You're way more likely to get hit by a falling brick than to actually get attacked by a shark," Douglas says.

If it does happen, though, his advice is to stay calm—or if things look really bad, try aiming for the eye. "That's their weak spot," Douglas claims, though he wraps up by saying it’s probably best just to stay close to the shore anyway.

Well, 😎 😁

Arthur Martinez7 said:Objection! That’s nothing but hearsay. 😁

Oh boy.. so now we're pivoting to chauvinistic, sexist nonsense? 🙄 Why can't we just say "he said-she said"? Or at least keep it gender-neutral? 🙄

I had my doubts before, but after this little stunt, I am absolutely certain you are actually TRYING to get me to hit that ignore button... 🙄 😁

nataniel said:Yeah, today.
down in Cleveland.

Look, sure, it was technically on land, but species evolve, right?! Why wouldn't a shark wander near the coast eventually?! 😎

Also, did you guys know that before foals are even born, they start with three toes, and then two of them basically fuse together into the shin bone? 😎 It’s basically proof that they’re carrying around leftovers from back when their ancestors crawled out of the ocean looking like little lizards using those exact same three toes. 😎

See how smart I am? Just a walking encyclopedia over here. 😎 So what if I put on a few extra pounds? What's the big deal? 😍 🤣

amateurish hack said:I feel like I'm speaking gibberish. 🙄

Look, amateurish hack, I’m not trying to scare you off... and deep down, I know you realize I can be a bit much sometimes... 😢 besides, I own a pink swimsuit... I know people usually say you shouldn't make big decisions when emotions are running high, but let's be honest... have you ever seen a Great White shark wearing a pink swimsuit? 😁

nataniel said:They’re just sitting there in the campus cafeteria, gossiping about the whole section on forecasting weather patterns.😁

Total amateurs! Hey, do you remember when that idiot Jack freaked everyone out a few years back on April Fools' Day during Good Morning America? They actually convinced people a massive storm was coming that would wreck everything in its path!😁 😁

Arthur Martinez7 said:Honestly, I’d take an ignore for this one if it meant I could finally get some peace and quiet.😁

Look, you know how it goes... I mean, seriously, how can you even be sure he wasn't talking about a shark?🙄 huh? 😠

nataniel said:Expect some scattered showers and thunderstorms overnight between Monday and Tuesday. Winds will be coming from the south and southwest, dying down toward the end of the day. Temperatures will stay about the same as today, maybe even creeping up a bit more.

This whole thing totally reminds me of the MrBeast nickname... I mean, one minute it's thunderstorm showers, the next it's "even higher temperatures"... just connect those two paradigms for me and explain what on earth these meteorologists are actually studying during those four years of college. 😁 😁

dustypilot22 said:Look, there's zero need to put on an act.

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dustypilot22, I was just sitting here thinking today... and honestly, I’ve decided that it is officially your moral obligation and duty to come pick me up and talk me into going for a swim together.. 😎 and if you happen to reject this absolutely brilliant suggestion of mine (which I have already given a lot of thought to), I am going to be waiting for you behind a pier while you're out there swimming, pretending to be a shark, a whale, or whatever else it is you're terrified of 😎 😁

dustypilot22 said:Thanks for actually staying on topic.

Don't mention it 😎 besides, you don't owe me a thank you... since when was I the one drifting off-topic? 🙄 😁

dustypilot22 said:That’s basically the forecast right there.

Look, I'm telling you, there's definitely some truth to it.

Honestly, who cares? As long as my buddy shows up to visit, I don't care if I didn't even hit the beach once this whole summer.😍

An Inquiry moderator on this forum? Watch out, because tomorrow is going to be absolute chaos.. 😎