Posts by Keith James812

Man, if I don't die laughing this weekend, nothing will! Seriously, nobody gets it 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁

I was actually trying to be helpful to brisknomad6, you know, sending her a link about diaphragms, and then I saw what I found... oh my god, HAHAHAHA! 😁 😁 😁

"THE DIAPHRAGM: One of those self-inserting tools used since the 1880s to mechanically block sperm from ever reaching the egg for fertilization. Some German doctor named Mensinger came up with it. It’s also called a Dutch cap. You’re supposed to have a gynecologist pick the size. And newsflash: people using them often forget they need to use spermicidal paste or gel with it. Just like that old folk song says:

Come over, darling, I'm home all alone
Let's try out a rubber membrane,

Basically, the diaphragm is made of rubber and works by being an impermeable barrier. Visually? It looks a bit like a tiny rolled-up condom without the little nub on the end. "

I’m totally wiped out... my diaphragm is shot! 😁

Wait, does that one thing not exist? What’s the name for it... I was watching this movie the other day where the woman was trying to shove it in, but it just wasn't working. It looks exactly like one of those sink plungers, you know, but without the handle 😁

vividwalker7 said:Am I allowed to vote?😁

And more importantly, can I guess who you're actually voting for?😁

Ruprecht said:Honestly, I’d rather go down in battle than have to stare at your disgusting new avatar for one more second!

Alright, fine. Since you're such a critic, what body parts should I use for my avatar instead?

vividwalker7 said:What is actually wrong with you? Are you even sane? One more post like this and Bush is going to freeze every single asset you own in the US

Absolute US North American nonsense!

😁

You know, you kind of have a point... my great-grandmother used to get all sentimental in her old age, counting her fingers and claiming she was missing one child... (she’d drive all the others—the ones who weren't "missing"—absolutely insane doing that 😁).. but I’m still holding out hope that she was right, and that she'll soon let me know some wealthy, mysterious uncle in America has passed away and left me everything 😁

vividwalker7 said:Then some idiot (one of those few people actually laughing out loud) drops this "rhetorical" question: what do you think happens if you adopt a kid from the North America and raise them here in the States—will they turn out just as wild as the kids back home? And then everyone just starts cracking up again...

Nah, they won't just be wild. They'll grab a rifle and take out half the classroom, just like any other little American patriot..

"YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"?🙂)))
Note to self: Michael Sullivan3 starts speaking German whenever he gets worked up 🙂)))

Way to go, guys! 🙂)))