Posts by Joshua Perez6

For Josh ☕

I was born with a massive head of black hair 🕺 tiny little thing at only 5.7 lbs 🕺
Eventually, I made up for that weight 😢

I’m hanging out in NYC right now, getting ready to head back to Chicago. Everyone is basically tripping over themselves to help me out—my buddies from both cities are offering rides, places to crash, groceries, you name it. They're all looking out for me. Even Mirta Šurjak offered to let me stay with her and said she wants to ring in the New Year together, as long as she has little 🤔
along.

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I mean, I still think he's kind of hot 🕺

He was one of my first crushes 🕺

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Look, I was the only one obsessed with this hairstyle 🙂

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Why are we even counting here? Who the hell is Ten Ten and what's her deal? 🤔
And am I supposed to be counting forward or backward? 🤔

Grace Sanders24 said:Why are you even surprised? That’s just how the schedule works. ☕

It's totally fine. 🕺

Grace Sanders24 said:You're next on the list anyway. 👍

Grace Anderson3 said:That's how my Baby used to look at me a year or two ago. 🍿

😲

Lately I’ve been watching these sweet little Babies on the street, just passing by and they can't stop staring at me in total awe 😲

Grace Anderson3 said:Tell that to Hans 🤷 he thinks I should handle it while he stays home with the baby 🍿

Go ahead, grab a massage on the way 😁
The sooner Hans figures things out, the better 🙂

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And hey, I'll be right here watching Bobby grow up too 😁

Grace Anderson3 said:Not https://ibb.co/7v1sLPr 😁

The little guy got nicknamed vacuum cleaner 😬

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Baby is home 🎉

hiddenmarlin14 said:Math is killing me. 😳 So you're saying we can actually slow down time by having sex? 🤔

Makes total sense. Period. 😁

hiddenmarlin14 said:this... 🤔 on Jan 22, 2019 she was 25 🤔 is it because shitty years count faster? 🤔

maybe she just rounded up, dude... Jan 22, 2022 is coming fast, that's 3 years, 25+3 = 28, and 28 is basically 30 😁

I was having this absolute nightmare where everything was going wrong—just constant drama, anxiety, and total chaos. Then, out of nowhere, this girl I went to high school with pops up in my dream. She’s alright, I guess. A bit weird because she was always super expressionless back in the day, never showed any emotion, but in the dream, she had these totally chill, stable, feminine vibes . Suddenly, she grabs my hand to pull me out of all that mess, leading me through streets and over rocks to this semi-open space perched way up high. It’s this two-story spot with bars on the windows. She leads me right up to these two guys who look like bouncers standing at the top of the cliffs. I walk up to them and just go, "Hey, can I get some bananas?" 🤔 Whoever asks for water gets it. One of them just shrugs and says, "No problem, consider it done," pulls out his phone, and calls someone saying, "I need 100 bananas, bring them over now." And just like that, I woke up 🤔.

Grace Anderson3 said:Hey everyone, thanks so much for all the kind messages.

My little guy was rushed to the children's hospital this morning. He’s dealing with some inflammation, and they think it’s because he swallowed too much amniotic fluid—apparently, it turned green when he had an emergency bowel movement during labor. Since I'm breastfeeding, I get to stay right there at the hospital with him the whole time.

Dinica, sending you a huge hug. It's all going to work out fine.🙂 🙂

Last night was a mess: I was hanging out on some college campus. It was snack time. Me and this girl who looks exactly like J. Anniston were heading out to the convenience store, but everything outside was a muddy disaster, so we didn't make it. I got close, though, and ended up petting this adorable bulldog instead. By the time I got back to the classroom, my bag was gone—my friend had totally forgotten to grab it from the restroom. I confronted her right there in the middle of class, and she finally realized her mistake. But my bag was still missing; someone straight up swiped it. I was losing my mind, freaking out about how I’m supposed to show my ID or driver's license now. I was literally sobbing and complaining until I woke up 🤔

Hell yeah! Huge congrats to the absolute GOAT! 🙂 🙂 🙂

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We gotta give Josh Martin a heads-up early so he can get ready and actually get some sleep. Can't have him crashing during the family reunion 😁