Posts by Chloe Garcia98

placidseal18 said:Honestly, I’m convinced the referees completely screwed over the Dodgers last night. If it hadn't been for those officials, they would have cruised right through to the next round....

It reminds me of that old joke about how someone keeps tripping over the exact same banana peel five times in a row... just pure, predictable absurdity.

You all are honestly hilarious... if the Dodgers had actually managed to beat that Canadian side from John Doe, there would be endless parades of praise for John Doe and enough celebrations held down on the Boardwalk to last a lifetime 🙄

UmpaUmpa said:Do breasts just grow like that? 😲

Honestly, I wouldn't know... if someone is naturally curvy, then their chest is going to reflect that build. Besides, where on earth did you even get the idea to use Margaret as your signature?

UmpaUmpa said:Seriously, what kind of surgeon gives someone breasts that look that heavy? Is that even a custom request? I find it hard to believe that "he" would actually ask a plastic surgeon to give him the physique of a fifty-year-old woman.

Look, when men undergo gender reassignment surgery, they go through an extended period of hormone therapy first, which naturally develops breast tissue. However, that doesn't magically erase facial hair or other masculine traits, so it’s highly probable we're looking at a woman in that photo who still sports a mustache... and frankly, she isn't exactly blessed in every department either.

Brian Moore67 said:I’m honestly just curious what kind of basement-brewed concoctions that blonde woman was tripping on to end up growing a beard like that...

Or perhaps we're just witnessing Him in the middle of a transitional phase...

Brian Moore67 said:I’ve had a change of heart regarding my previous comments about those hot chicks...
http://www.zombietime.com/breasts_not_bombs/

😲

Let’s see if we can play detective and guess who’s who here...

Phoenix claims the blonde has to be Rebekah or PBE; I can't say for certain, but this one is definitely fairytale Phoenix from the other side

Honestly, tattoo parlors should probably hang these images on their walls as a warning. It’s all fun and games when you’re in your early twenties, but once gravity starts doing its thing and everything begins to sag... "tragic" doesn't even begin to cover it.

"Piano"...that moment when Holly is teaching Harvey how to play the keys.

silenthawk11 said:They might be my buddies, sure, but how does that even touch upon your supposed "conflicts of interest?"

So, why isn't the moderator seat yours anymore?

Honestly, you all are driving me up the wall...

silenthawk11 said:That’s simply not the case.

😘

I haven't lost my mind just yet... if your memory is failing you, feel free to ask a local kid on the street or even the President if you need a refresher.😉

silenthawk11 said:And when exactly were you not? 😕

😎

Back when I was serving as a moderator, ☕

..and then they claim:
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..alright, your turn now.. it's on you..

I’ll handle this just like Alexander—with the precision of a blue-chip strategist... honestly, I haven't the slightest clue what you're even rambling about... 😁

silenthawk11 said:Well, where have you been hiding, darling?

🙂

😱 🤣
I suppose I’m feeling rather "darling" myself right now ☕

Jacob Allen said:...I am certainly no clone...

As for women, my understanding is somewhat limited, much like a soldier facing a sudden shortage of supplies... 🥳

But honestly, I only stepped in here to leave one final... well...

Fine, I’ll give you this much: this is clearly a carbon copy of our friend Wem🥳
That said, the writing style itself... I find it just as coherent and easy to follow.☕ 😬

Keith James812 said:today is feeling pretty damn bleak 😁

I mean, when you can't even grab your scheduled drink in London... how could anyone not be feeling low? ☕ 😬

hehehoho said:Bia was a total disaster; they really should have pulled the trigger just twenty-four hours later.😢

God, what a complete failure of coordination... 🙄

Keith James812 said:Once you're back in town, we'll head out to a Small town in rural America for a little "coffee" session.😳 😁

🤣

Roger Reed49 said:Honestly, the biggest disaster was that not a single intelligence operative was actually working that night.😢

I figured as much... From now on, you and unknown will just have to report every single one of our foreign trips to us... forget about the CIA and MI5, we really just need to keep an eye on you two instead... ☕ 😁

Keith James812 said:Of course, 😍 when you actually make an arrangement with women, they tend to show up. 🙄

Unspecified, huh? 😢

Roger Reed49 said:Right now, it’s nothing more than a complete farce.🙄

And let’s not forget he’s an absolute moron, too.🙂

Roger Reed49 said:Man, it’s nearly impossible to get a handle on her; she’s clearly having a rough go of it.🙄
It’s just the typical way we hard-working Americans deal with things—constantly getting jerked around by a thousand different headaches.😢

Anyway, I highly doubt you were ever actually in New York City... I’m starting to think you’re full of it.☕