Posts by Carol Jackson45

Michael Newman50 said:Luka’s music taste is basically just dudes in skirts🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

Anyone catch that erotic photoshoot?😁

Daniel Bailey7 said:dEUS - just bad luck?

Not really my vibe. Way too much romance in there. 😁
Whatever, fine. It'll pass. Just more depression to deal with.

Anyone got a song about people who just can't get their life together and struggle with time management?🤔

Daniel Bailey7 said:Seriously depressing list...

iron & wine – upward over the mountain
radiohead – let down
national – city middle
elliott smith – ballad of big nothing
smiths – asleep
jawbreaker – accident prone
Xiu Xiu – hives hives
wedding present – interstate 5
smart went crazy – now we're even
red house painters – drop

Thanks. I knew someone would get triggered. 😘

Daniel Bailey7 said:classic... someone figured out the trick 😁

Figured it out? That’s a legendary bit from Red Dwarf, right up there with a Monty Python rubber chicken gag. You don't just forget stuff like that. 😁

hollowseal33 said:national - looking for astronauts

Been mumbling through this all morning. 😁

Anyway, did you finally shake it?

Ordering 10 (depressing) autumn tracks.

Carol Jackson45 said:😛

🤣 🤣 🤣

Daniel Bailey7 said:Tuesday?

😍

Naranac, what's with that attitude of yours?

analogpilot382 said:kids are just trouble...😛 spent all of last year barely keeping my sanity dealing with them...

What were you doing with them? 😈

If it's too heavy for the thread, just hit me up in the DMs. 😬

Nicholas Perez33 said:🙂 🙂 🙂

Kids... they're something else. There was this one kid who crawled into some bushes to avoid getting pruned, and these old guys spent half an hour crawling around the shrubbery after him. One of them even got snagged on some thorns. Eventually, they managed to convince him he wouldn't get cut, and once the little guy finally crawled out, they just headed home. 😁 😁 😁

Kids are the best.

PrittPen said:worst music for sex ever
1. anything by those local kids or some random choir

😁 You actually tried it? Honestly, it’s not that bad. Could be fun.😉

Top 5 worst ways to wake up:
1. a neighbor literally demolishing half their house—it actually happened once
2. kids screaming at the local pediatrician's office (spent my whole life near one in Philly)
3. dad throwing the window wide open, grabbing my blanket, and blasting country radio (every single winter morning)
4. mom walking in to wake me up thinking I was a certain Zeljko (happened once)
5. waking up with total amnesia (happened once)

Elizabeth Mendoza43 said:Best tracks for getting down to business:

1. The Cult
2. Iron Maiden
3. Vangelis
4. Bruce Springsteen 😁
5. Mozart

You're crazy. That list would kill my mood instantly. Vangelis? Haha, that just reminds me of being stuck on hold forever waiting for customer service. Springsteen? Iron Maiden? I’d probably just end up with an upset stomach. ☕

redwave said:What do you mean "black mat"? 🤔 A mat is a mat. It's just a border. 😛

Man. 🙂 I've been in Washington, D.C. way too long.

PrittPen said:5. Border, edge (specifically the part between the image and the frame, usually that white cardboard bit)

Hm. I thought everyone called it paspartu.

redcrane28 said:🙂
The nightstand and the psyche aren't the same thing. That first one doesn't even have a mirror; it’s just a basic-ass nightstand, plain as its name implies.

Yup. Just a regular little cabinet.😁

redcrane28 said:Maybe you'd dig the rooms in my grandma's old house:
1. the foyer
2. the bathroom
3. the pantry
4. the closet
5. the junk room

anyway, Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit
can't listen to that track without thinking about strah i prijezir u LV

1. entryway
2. bathroom😁
3. pantry
4. bedroom
5. no clue🤔

White Rabbit and strah i prijezir u LV🤣 is such a vibe😬

Daniel Bailey7 said:only if she picks up that hair straightener thing 🤣

She’s getting it for her birthday (so she can rock the Ramones look) 😈

Stephen Malkmus 😍

hollowseal33 said:that's what everyone back home tells me. honestly, I 😁

Same here.

And just talking nonsense. That's basically the rule. 😁

Neutral Milk Hotel - In the Aeroplane Over the Sea😈

urbannomad30 said:4. Man, pull up one more. I'm Skating! (Jesus)

Blackwood, but it totally reminded me of some high school base. Teacher goes, "Gypsies stole the nails from Jesus's grave..." and this kid in the back row just shouts: "For the house, bro!!!"
🤣

Top 5 slip-ups:
1. punker (parquet)
2. pro-shot (space)
3. Middle German Cemetery (heat)
4. Intermediate French Passive (massive)
5. Listening stage (drying)

William Rodriguez36 said:One day you’re gonna swallow your own tongue. Then you can try selling those pathetic little words of yours in a Ziploc bag. 😁

You think they're actually gonna write? 😬

I'm putting them up on eBay right now. 😉

Karen Doyle2🙂 said:5 things I wish I could just download into my brain:

1. A photographic memory (like some kind of supercharged Enivans method)
2. Actually being able to sing
3. Time management skills that actually stick
4. Lightning-fast comebacks for awkward people on the subway (I always think of them two minutes too late)
5. Holding my breath underwater for more than ninety seconds

😲 😲 😲 So, what are you, my long-lost twin sister?