Posts by Carol Jackson45

hollowangler68 said:Those damn five laps around the high school track absolutely wrecked me. I went from ninety pounds to feeling like my lungs were trashed from all the nicotine and THC. Total coma mode.

Is that those famous six minutes?

Anyway, thanks for reminding me about bowling. My ball would probably just roll straight into my feet every single time. One time I actually managed to throw it three feet past the lane. Yeah, right. 🙂

Sean Lee7 said:Same here. Honestly, I don't care, but it’s starting to become an actual issue for me. I can barely squeeze into my jeans right now. My cousin is getting married next month, and if I don't drop at least five pounds by then, I'm gonna have to buy a whole new wardrobe just for one wedding. Not happening. 🙂

You're overthinking it. Just put on a kilt and call it a day. 🙂

Men in kilts. 😍

Mr. Wrong said:Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! 😂

Honestly, the best part was how well I handled the tucks. But those tall guys were always trying to crowd me. Felt just like that kid from Seattle and his spots 😬

I’d probably stick to jumping over the hurdles. How do I put this... after one massive fail, I didn't have the balls to try again. 😁

😂

Did gymnastics for three years, so it was still pretty fun for me. Though nowadays, I can't even hold a handstand against a wall without struggling, but whatever...

Kevin Chavez3 said:...but honestly, you can just say: "They were the ones who sucked at gym class." 😁>

😍 😍 😍

Worst gym class drills:
1. The six-minute run (seriously, whoever came up with that is a jerk)
2. Running to Ben's and back
3. High jump 😬
4. Basketball 😬 😬 😬
5. Dodgeball 🙄

William Rodriguez36 said:My bad if I ruined the view for you. 😢

Never gonna forgive you. And I was just about to head to Blockbuster to grab it. 😢

rapidhound78 said:Yeah, it's called Miss Congeniality.

Wait there's a sequel to THAT?! 😲 😲 😲

My favorite characters from Disney's duck universe:
1. Donald Duck
2. Donald Duck 2. Mischievous Caio
3. Granny Cat
4. Granny Cat 4. Naughty Ones
5. mag Vracevic

There's only one drink that matters:
The ooooooonly juice, la la la la la... the ooooooonly juice, la la la la la...

Everything else is just background noise:
Some clear apple juice from any random brand
That thick, sugary stuff we all grew up drinking
Every single juice box in the grocery store aisle
Blackcurrant—you know, that fancy Schneekopf brand or whatever they call it
Or some pear nectar

anch_io said:Maybe you need one of their CDs? Dirt cheap. 🤣

You really want me to die like that? 🙂

hm... can't judge someone's writing style through a translation. since I don't know French, all I can say is the translator did a decent enough job.

Translation isn't the same thing as style. 😉

Nicholas Perez33 said:why would anyone bother reading... that guy... while Matkovac is still kicking it?

Because he’s actually good 😉 (even if his writing style drives me nuts, just the way he puts sentences together)

gentlepuma20 said:listening to music while reading totally SUCKS. you gotta be fully locked in. otherwise you just wanna chuck the book out the window. especially with the heavy stuff, obviously.

My woman.

Most annoying women on the American music scene:
1. Microsoft
2. Divas
3. Ninas Badricas

Dana Anderson4
The all-time hall of fame for most annoying news topics:

1. Biglove and their whole circus
2. EU politics and endless negotiations
3. Environmental stuff by Branka Šeparović

Cash scandals. Biglove. That Yosemite mess. The Zuzul drama. The Gulf of Mexico dispute. The Kutle trial. The Norac trial. Lora. Honestly, why am I even bothering?
It’s all just noise.

raan said:Why don't all dogs just do that?

gentlepuma20 said:This isn't just about retrievers. 🙂

Nah, they don't, but Labradors have that specific look. Everyone else just lacks that vibe. Or maybe I’m just a sucker for them. 🙂

mali_boro said:I'm not even gay... just for you.😉 😘

Unknown 😍

Unknown - seriously though? 😵 😵 😵 *Sprinkles ash everywhere*

Alright, let's get some top lists going...
The smallest drops:
Freezing rain. Just great.
Another one. Just what we needed.
3. grain.
4th rain.
Snow again. Great.

My favorite non-human characters from kids' shows:
Cookie monster.
2. Kermit
Bert and Ernie—they’re basically inseparable.
Gobby (from Fraggle Rock)
5. Slovojed

Raymond Barrett12 said:5. Irish dog walker😁

Thought I was the only one calling a dog walker a "dog walker" lol😍

Mr. Hyde said:Do retrievers like getting a little bite of a sandwich? 😈

Does he actually love you? Please. Retrievers are the biggest scammers on the planet. They pull that "I haven't eaten since Christ" look while you’re just trying to enjoy a sandwich, acting like they’re literally starving to death. Then they hit you with that "look how cute I am" sniff, and if that fails, they’ll just rest their head on your knee and start acting all pathetic. Total manipulators. Just little ham enthusiasts looking for a handout.

Someone who hates patterned socks isn't even worth the breath it takes to reply.

"Kulen sausage," my ass. 🤣

Uh. To him, she just looks like your average musical dog—you know, the kind that just hangs out vibing to the tunes—who happens to love bath time and his favorite ball. 😳

Yeah, they look totally trashed 😵

Emo dog 😬

lonebison37 said:Carol Jackson45, bites aren't plush toys.😠 😁

Nope. They're real. You can shove your head in their gut or yank on their tail if you feel like it.😬

boldscout72 said:Number One:

I'm swiping this. Looks like a decent toy. 😍 Does it bite?

rapidhound78 said:😍

Is that 😍 for me or just for them?

🙂

rapidhound78 said:Been out of the game for a minute, man. Anyone down to help me grind out a top 10 list? 😁

Locker Room Lists 😳

Leave yourself out 😍

stormywolf39 said:Anyway, just tell me one thing: if a guy draws a Christmas tree... does that make him a metrosexual? 😁

Depends on how he draws it. Could just be a happy, playful dude, or maybe just immature. But yeah, if he's obsessing over the ornaments, he's definitely metro. 😬

stormywolf39 said:So how are you supposed to draw conclusions from that? If I draw a pine tree in the fog... what does that make me?

It’s not "ground truth" once you know the trick. But hey, go ahead and ask people to sketch some trees and see what pops up. I might just have to snap pics of those drawings and post them here.