Posts by Ethan Perez97

Roger Allen3 said:do you remember this movie🤣

Detective Joe Bomowski's mom is in town for a visit. She did the laundry, washed the windows and scrubbed the floors. Now, she's gonna clean up the streets. 😂

Roger Allen3 said:do you remember this movie 🤣

that really needs a deep dive over on Reddit 😁 😁
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Serse_Cosmi said:they really need to come up with some decent 😎 names first. you can't exactly claim to be this top-tier superhero if your name is Storm 🤣 especially when you're a woman 🤣

exactly, my favorite part of the original X-Men run is when Wolverine walks into Professor X's office—who, let's not forget, uses a wheelchair—and just asks him: how do they call you? Wheels? 🤣 🤣

Serse_Cosmi said:man, that series actually had some substance. grandma was incredible 🤣 she really was the gold standard for what a female lead should look like 🤣

🙏 🙏

wasn't she also supposed to be able to fly??

Jessica Davis12 said:Are Storm and Rouge really not top-tier superheroes???😠
I mean, if Rouge—is that even her name? The one who drains life force—so much as brushed against any of these losers, they’d all be dead on the spot.😈

And who exactly is she going to touch when they're all just pathetic losers...🤣

Roger Allen3 said:Look, please 🥳 those mods were clearly designed by... well... you might want to check who actually invented latex in the first place... honestly, just go look it up on Wikipedia 😳

Jewish people🤣

Jessica Davis12 said:Catwoman doesn't give a damn about fashion.
she defines the trends🙂 (yeah, just another superpower)

and she isn't "anti" anything😛

Forgive me for being blunt, but women aren't some kind of archetype for superheroes... you take someone like Catwoman, or even a few of them over in the X-Men, and it’s all just a disaster...

Jessica Davis12 said:it's 🙂 literally

and she isn't exactly peak performance...😳
you still haven't managed to dismantle my argument regarding Catwoman😳

Catwoman counts as an anti-hero too 😛

Roger Allen3 said:Buddy, Joker is an anti-hero. If you wander off into the off-topic section, get back here immediately...

We’ll tackle anti-heroes another time, since I already have a concept brewing for a massive poll, volume 18...😁😁😁 absolute madness

Roger Allen3 said:walls aren't going to stop any superhero, not even Daredevil

No, let's be real, Magneto might be Jewish and gay, but he's easily the most powerful guy in the room... there's just nothing you can do against him...

a clown??? 😁😁😁

this is genuinely disorienting 😁

Jessica Davis12 said:Oh, please... go ahead and try bringing Magneto into a room with upholstered walls and see how that plays out.
Then take Flash away from his holster, and maybe I’ll finally have a fighting chance at tearing him apart...🙂

Magneto could end you just by turning the iron in your blood into a bullet and shredding you from the inside out, so nobody really stands a chance against him... and while Flash is most effective when he's got a ball, he’s still plenty dangerous with a whip...😁

Nothing much, just thinking how Spider-Man, the Punisher, and Hellboy are the only ones left who aren't gay... though if you ask me, Spider-Man is still the heavy hitter of the bunch... even if he is just a kid

Roger Allen3 said:Superman is just too weak... a little bit of Kryptonite would send him running faster than some petty thief fleeing a can of pepper spray.

Good grief, Roger Allen3, you aren't wrong on that one...🙏

He actually played a role similar to Dolph Lundgren back in the day, here's a shot for reference:

Jessica Davis12 Ethan Perez97 said:People always asking these questions about whether Superman is gay... it’s just one of those endless cycles of speculation that never seems to change anything...🤔

Superman is just too overpowered, which kind of ruins the whole concept... 🙂

Even Freddie Mercury used to sing about Flash Gordon; when you realize someone had the legendary frontman singing your praises, there’s really no point in denying who you are:

The Avengers are for everyone...
Stand for everyone of us
The Avengers will save with a mighty hand
Every man every woman every child
The Avengers are the mighty Flash
The Avengers may find the golden grail
Oh oh - oh oh
Flash

Roger Allen3... Ethan Perez97 said:The idea that The Flash isn't who they say he is... it's just noise... 😳

You want me to tell you that this isn't some kind of joke...

Is anyone actually here... 🤣 🤣

Serse_Cosmi said:nooo... 🤣 I can see the resemblance 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Some people just won't change... 😬