Posts by hollowangler68

coastalpanther11 said:All you need is some American Budweiser and Miller High Life to complete the list.😁

I'd add Hoegaarden, Franziskaner, and Le Trapp blond to that. They've been my weapons of choice lately.

Oh, my apologies. I clearly lack the refined palate of such elite connoisseurs. How embarrassing.🙂

Budweiser is garbage, yet somehow I still have taste. Meanwhile, that Czech version of Budweiser 👍

Hoegaarden is absolute trash.

And what do you mean by calling Bavaria 8.6 a "beer tap"? Too strong? Wimp.😁
If it were at least 11-15%, I'd be interested.

Since we're discussing vices:

The top 10 cigarettes:

1 Dunhill Lights
2 Marlboro Lights
3 Philip Morris Soft Pack
4 Benson & Hedges
5 Davidoff Lights
6 Lucky Strike
7 Marlboro Cretes
8 Camel Lights
9 Gauloises Blonde (I think that’s how you spell it)
10 Pierre Steuyvessant

Top 10 beers

1 Foster's (The undisputed king. The finest liquid in the universe; nothing else even comes close.)

2 Bavaria 8.6
3 Leffe Blonde
4 Beck's
5 Budweiser Magnum
6 Cherry Hill
7 Harp
8 Guinness
9 Erdinger
10 Amstel

antianara said:My top 6 least favorite beers
1) Cherry Hill
2) Leffe Dark
3) Budweiser
4) Miller Lite
5) Sixth Avenue
6) regent

I agree with almost all of these, though Cherry Hill is actually a total delight.

goldenbadger12 said:Is this that preacher who drops a "hallelujah" after every third sentence? Man, how much can one guy actually leak? It’s like a broken faucet. If it isn't him, what's his name then? Anyone know?

That's the one.
A complete legend.

Dead Carrot said:Can someone give me a translation? :cvil:

Here you go:

1 chisel - a tool for carving
2 vise - that thing where you put a piece of metal or wood and turn the lever to tighten it
3 gauge - the needle
4 railing - a handrail or fence, on a staircase or balcony
5 crate - a box
5 stop - a bumper
7 windbreaker - a light jacket
8 fuse - a circuit breaker
9 stool - a tiny little seat without a backrest
10 bucket - bigger than a bowl, usually has a handle
11 loveseat - a small two-seater sofa
12 dampen - to moisten😁 (like when you're ironing, you know)

Susan Clark10 said:8. dead carrot

Goodness, how did I let that slip my mind?🙏

Our top 12 favorite old-school Americanisms (mostly borrowed from German) 😍

1 stimei-style
2 screwdriver
3 cashier
7 handrail
8 shrubbery
9 trickster
10 windbreaker
11 fuse box
12 crooked
13 makeshift
14 vise
15 to fight

My top 5 Bond girls

1. Ursula Andress (I know, I know—it’s a cliché, but let’s face it, she was something else)
2. Barbra Streisand
3. Britt Ekland
4. Tanya Roberts
5. Denise Richards

Top 2 Black-and-White buddy cop movies

1. 48 Hours
2. Another 48 Hours
😁

Why don't they make movies like that anymore?😕

My top 5 Schwarzenegger masterpieces

1. Red Heat (Arnold Schwarzenegger 🙏 🙏 🙏)
2. Commando
3. Conan
4. Predator
5. Raw Deal

Carol Jackson45 said:The 10 most annoying things ever broadcasted on TV:

7. Normophobia.

I’d say normophobia is pure insanity, but if you’re wasted and hanging out with a group of other drunks, it might actually trigger bouts of uncontrollable laughter.

Anyway, my top 3 absolute nonsense moments on network TV:

1. That one local news anchor who just won't stop talking. 🙏 🙏 🙏
2. That guy acting like a prophet—long hair, big beard, standing on some random cliff by a beach with his arms wide open... total legend.
3. That doctor peddling some weird cream or back brace, sitting in a corner and talking, looking like he’s been dead for several years.

gentlepuma20 said:My current top 5 candidates from George Orwell's Big Brother:
1. Hamdi
Matthew.
Ren.
Reality TV cast member
Reality TV character.

The absolute worst television programming ever produced. Hands down.

George Orwell's Big Brother.

Good grief, I find Sunday morning church services more captivating than this.

A mere 16 horsepower 😢

Top 10 films from the 70s (arguably cinema's golden era)

1 The Godfather Parts I & II
2 French Connection
3 Dog Day Afternoon
4 Alien
5 The Conversation
6 The Man Who Would Be King
7 Taxi Driver
8 Serpico
9 Chinatown
10 Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Top 10 films from the 90s (my second favorite era)

1 Goodfellas
2 Pulp Fiction
3 The Shawshank Redemption
4 Fargo
5 Smoke
6 In the Name of the Father
22 Thieves, Killers...
23 Trainspotting
24 Magnolia
25 Se7en

Just off the top of my head. I definitely missed a lot of great ones here.

My top 5 basketball strengths

1 fanatic defense
2 boxing out for rebounds
3 setting screens
4 being nearly impossible to push around
5 post moves

Top 5 weaknesses

1 lack of speed
2 poor rebounding numbers
3 missing easy layups
4 zero dribbling skills
5 can't hit corner threes

God, making lists like this is incredibly tedious. 🙄

Carol Jackson45 said:5. cigarette-shaped bubblegum (so cool)

I remember bringing some to school back in third grade—they were wrapped in colored paper to look just like real cigarettes. A friend of mine saw them and spent half an hour lecturing me about being too young for smoking. 😁

Anyway, my top 5 favorite ways to get around:

1. Plane
2. Ship
3. Train
4. Walking
5. Ski lift

Nicholas Perez33 said:😬

Apparently, I’m not the only one with such twisted tendencies.

Here is my personal "Top 4" list of most disgusting burps:

- Burping right in someone's face at a bar
- Burping out a car window while driving
- Burping in the middle of the ocean
- Burping in the hallway of some hotel in Chicago

Carol Jackson45 said:A rabbit? Please. 🙂

I'd trade a horse for a Kitty, or a bear for a seahorse.

zekoslav 🙂

How can anyone find a selfish, repulsive creature like a Kitty more endearing than a noble, loyal, and proud horse? 🙂

My top 5 BBQ essentials
1 any kind of fish
2 classic grilled sausages
3 bacon-wrapped cheese stuffed hot dogs
5 pork neck
6 chicken

The top 3 animals I could never bring myself to eat, regardless of how tasty they might be:

1 dogs
2 horses
3 bears

In principle, I’d try just about anything else.

Gregory Walker15 said:Everyone raves about it, but I haven't had the chance to see it yet... do you happen to have a DVD or something?

No, unfortunately not.

quietdriver3 said:And I see even 👎 Bottom isn't here.

Honestly, not even a damn bastard.
Rick Mayall would lose his mind if he saw this. 😁