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NBA Finals Betting: Part 2 in Betting Forum ·
Alright, let's see if we can actually pull off a winning ticket today, shall we?🤷

Carmelo Anthony under 22.5
-Look, after that injury, he's just not the same Melo we know, right? Over his last 8 games, he's averaging about 18.5 points, and honestly, with how solid Andre Iguodala's defense is looking, I really don't see him breaking through easily.
Kevin Garnett over 13.5
-I’m playing this purely on gut feeling because that margin looks juicy, plus it seems like Garnett sat out the last couple of games just to gear up for his biggest "rival," you know? He needs to prove that 6-for-23 performance against the Lakers was just a total fluke.
Blake Griffin over 21.5
-In the two matchups we've had this year, he dropped 21 and 22 points against the Golden State Warriors, and besides that, he's been consistently hitting the over when he's playing at home.
Kobe Bryant over 28.5
-Do I even need to talk about him? Man, the guy can just chuck 30 shots in a single game if he feels like it! With that kind of volume and the massive energy this matchup brings, I’m expecting him to hit 30+. He's cleared this over five times in his last six games!
Marc Gasol over 15.5
-He is absolutely cooking lately. In his last five games, he's been hitting the over, averaging 18 points a night with about 50% shooting. This season against the Nuggets, he put up 20 and 16. Hard to bet against that.
Small stake on Supersport

Amar'e Stoudemire under 18.5
-Even though he's stepped up his game over the last three outings, I still think he's going to struggle to find his rhythm, much like Melo. And let's not forget, having Chandler back in the mix makes things a lot tougher for him.
Paul Pierce over 18.5
-Same logic applies here as it did with Kobe—he's the heart and soul of Boston, and his form is clearly trending upward again.
Sessions over 10.5
-I haven't had many chances to track him closely so far, but statistically speaking, he's a regular over-performer at home, so I figured I'd take a shot.
Danny Granger over 18.5
-He's been clearing this line in his most recent games, and this year against Orlando, he went 19, 19, and 16. Why wouldn't he do it again?
Greivis Vasquez over 17.5
-He plays great against the heavy hitters, and I read somewhere that Tyreke Evans is struggling against Atlanta's style, so I'm expecting both Vasquez and DeMarcus Cousins to have big nights today.
Monta Ellis over 22.5
-With Stephen Curry sidelined due to another injury, there's going to be a huge vacuum of shots, and Ellis is definitely going to be hunting for about 20 attempts.
Jordan Smith over 19.5
-He's really grown into a primary leader for this squad since Joe Johnson dealt with those injury issues. He's cleared the over in four of his last five games.

6/7 system, HL ☕, so if anyone follows along, I'm rooting for you! Good luck!
NBA Finals Betting: Part 2 in Betting Forum ·
stormyseal9 said:Danny Granger under 19.5 at 1.70
-That line is way too high considering he only dropped 9 points in their last two matchups because his shooting was absolutely pathetic—looking like 3-of-17 from inside the arc and 2-of-10 from deep. Total disaster.
Kaman over 12.5 at 1.85
-He’s been rolling lately, taking about 15 shots a game and averaging around 15 points; he only put up 10 yesterday because he just didn't get enough looks, but his field goal percentage is sitting north of 50%.
Carlos Boozer over 15.5 at 1.85
-After a bit of a slump, he’s hit the over in the last two games, especially that last one where he played like an absolute god and dropped 26! And don't forget, with Luol Deng, CJ Watson, and Rip Hamilton all out, he's gonna have to step up big time for Rose.🤷
Rose over 19.5 at 1.85
-His average sits right around this line, but honestly, he's such a great player to bet the over on, especially when they're on the road where he regularly clears 20, and with Charles Randolph missing, he's gonna have plenty of open looks.
Steve Nash under 13.5 at 1.85
-The old fox has been leaning way more into his assist numbers lately rather than hunting for buckets, and playing at home recently he’s barely taking more than 7 or 8 shots; he’s only cleared this line twice in his last 12 outings.☕

Man, what a bummer, my ticket died because Rose missed by just one single point!🙂

Wall over 17.5 at 1.85
-We've heard it a million times already, he is such a beast at home, usually dropping around 20 points in front of his own fans. He wasn't exactly lighting it up last game going 1-for-8, but I'm not shocked given how the Lakers defend; I think he's due for an over today.
Russell Westbrook over 22.5 at 1.85
-An incredible player who can drop 30 whenever the mood strikes him. My only fear is them pulling him if there's a massive blowout, but I'm taking him because the line is just too low.
Dirk Nowitzki over 20.5 at 1.70
-He hasn't been much of anything the last two games, both hitting the under, mostly because he was taking 5 fewer shots than usual. He needs to redeem himself today because the team is in a total tailspin—I think they're looking at four straight road losses if he doesn't step up. Who else is gonna do it?
Derrick Rose over 22.5 at 1.85
-Everything I just said about Boozer applies to him too.
Jeremy Lin over 17.5 at 1.85
-With Stephen Curry sidelined, both him and Monta Ellis are the logical go-to guys, so I'm expecting 15+ shots; the line feels way too thin given he's averaging 18.9 points per game.
Luis Scola over 15.5 at 1.85
-Kyle Lowry is hurt and Andre Martin is in zero form, so Luis is going to have to carry the load. This line is basically just his average from the last 10 games or so.
Ricky Rubio under 11.5 at 1.85
-This is way too generous for him considering his recent performances where his shooting was abysmal, around 30%, and he even picked up a little injury in the last one, so he won't be forcing things if he even plays at all.

Standard 6/7 system, HL stake☕
Good luck to everyone today, and come on bettors, let's get those wins!

I hope someone actually followed this one🤷, it wasn't some massive payday, but hey, better than nothing, right?🙂 🙂
NBA Finals Betting: Part 2 in Betting Forum ·
Granger under 19.5 at 1.70
-this line is just way too high if you think about it, I mean, in the two matchups they've had this year he's only put up 9 total buckets, and his shooting was absolutely pathetic lately—we're talking 3-of-17 from inside the arc and 2-of-10 from deep, so why would he suddenly explode?
Kaman over 12.5 at 1.85
-man, he's been feeling it lately, he's getting about 15 looks per game and usually converts around 15 shots, he only dropped 10 the other night because he just didn't get enough volume, but look, his field goal percentage is sitting north of 50% right now, so he's due
Boozer over 15.5 at 1.85
-after hitting a bit of a slump, he's gone over in the last two games, and honestly, his last performance was freaking legendary with 26 buckets, plus you gotta realize Deng, CJ Watson, and Hamilton are all out, so he's gonna have to step up big time and carry the load for the guys🤷
Gay over 19.5 at 1.85
-his average is hovering right around this line, but he's such a reliable guy to bet the over on, especially when they're playing on the road where he consistently clears 20, and since Randolph is sidelined, he's gonna have all the green lights in the world to just let it fly
Nash under 13.5 at 1.85
-the old fox is definitely leaning more into his playmaking lately, focusing way more on those assists than actually attacking the rim, and at home recently he's barely taking 7 or 8 shots, he's only cleared this number twice in his last 12 outings, it's an easy call☕

Wall over 17.5 at 1.85
-we've heard it a million times already, the guy is an absolute beast at home, averaging around 20 buckets when he's playing in front of his own fans, yeah, he had a rough night shooting 1-for-8 last time, but who can blame him against that Lakers defense? I'm telling you, he's due for an over today
Westbrook over 22.5 at 1.85
-he's an incredible player who can drop 30 whenever the mood strikes him, my only real fear is them pulling him if there's a blowout, but honestly, with the line set this low, I'm taking him regardless
Nowitzki over 20.5 at 1.70
-he hasn't been himself the last two games, both went under, but that's mostly because he was taking 5 fewer shots than usual, he seriously needs to redeem himself because the team is spiraling right now, I think they've lost 4 straight on the road, and if he doesn't step up, who else is going to?
Rose over 22.5 at 1.85
-everything I just said about Boozer applies to him too, he's got that same energy
Lee over 17.5 at 1.85
-with Curry out, he and Ellis are the obvious go-to options, so I'm expecting him to get at least 15 looks, this line is way too low considering he's been averaging 18.9 buckets a game
Scola over 15.5 at 1.85
-Lowry is banged up and Martin is playing like he's stuck in mud, so Luis is gonna have to show out, this line is basically just his average from the last 10 games or so
Rubio under 11.5 at 1.85
-this line is just ridiculous for him given how bad he's been shooting lately, like, he was shooting around 30% recently, and he even dealt with a little injury in the last game, so even if he plays, he won't be forcing anything

6/7 system, standard HL stake☕
good luck everyone today, let's get this bread and leave the haters in the dust
NBA Betting: Vol. 2 in Betting Forum ·
shadowjackal27 said:What do you guys think about this pick? Boston (-3.5) vs Portland - 2 (1.85) 🙄

I’ve been sitting here all day just getting this gut feeling that this one's gonna be a total grind, you know? Like a low-scoring, back-and-forth slugfest where nobody can actually catch a rhythm.

Look, if I’m being totally real, I’d say the spread is probably fine, but you gotta take it with a grain of salt because, let's face it, I’m a huge Boston fan🤷,but Portland has been absolutely terrible on the road lately, and honestly, Boston needs to make up for that absolute disaster against Philadelphia if they have any hope of actually leading their division—maybe it’s smarter to just grab the over 94.5 for Boston☕,since in their last seven games, Portland has gone over the total in six of them
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NBA Betting: Vol. 2 in Betting Forum ·
Lawrence Castillo76 said:Hey stormyseal9, look, I think it’d be fair to everyone else on this forum and the people just lurking in this thread if you at least dropped a sentence explaining each pair you pick. There’s a real chance people are gonna copy your picks without knowing, like, hey, what if they don't realize Blake Griffin is dealing with an ankle issue and his status for tonight is totally up in the air? Or that maybe Tim Crawford’s minutes might tank because Felton is back in the rotation on Friday, plus all those trade rumors making things shaky? He’s only put up 11 points total over his last two games. Just throwing out random picks like this makes you look like you aren't taking this seriously.
No hard feelings man, and honestly, I hope you hit everything you bet on except for Crawford haha

Alright, Lawrence, since you're clearly here playing the hall monitor to warn people not to copy me—or maybe you just want them kicked out since you think I'm intentionally blowing my tickets just to mess with people--why on earth would I sabotage myself? Are you actually serious right now, or are you just posting this just to be contrarian?🤷 Look, I don't even care about everyone else's picks, so I'm not complaining, because at the end of the day, everyone has the right to gamble their own damn money however they want!🤷 And as for Crawford playing poorly the last two games? That doesn't mean anything! By your logic, shouldn't someone like Love be a lock for an over 100% of the time just because he played great the last two outings? I don't get why everyone is so obsessed with my posts.😉 If anyone actually cares about the details, there's a PM for that, and I always try to explain things there, but just because some guy copies something off the internet and pretends it's "analysis" doesn't mean he's gonna win!🤷 God willing, if only those two picks screw me over, I'll still walk away with a profit on both tickets anyway, hihi!🤷 If certain individuals think they're the only ones allowed to play, that's their problem. As far as I know, everyone has the right to post on this forum as long as they aren't being abusive—unlike how you're constantly trolling by nitpicking every single thing I write!
NBA Finals Betting: Part 2 in Betting Forum ·
Joshua Gonzalez33 said:👍

Man, I totally missed the news about Batum. And yeah, ever since I tried to cover the Ace situation against Atlanta playing Miami and ended up missing a 1x bet—which cost me a massive amount of money, seriously—I haven't really been into betting on just the final score much anymore. I've shifted my focus; now I mostly bet on individual players instead.

So we actually have a pretty similar betting style, except for the fact that I’m way more reckless😉. I play systems instead of just throwing two bucks at a huge payday hoping for the best🤷
NBA Finals Betting: Part 2 in Betting Forum ·
Joshua Gonzalez33 said:Look, when you're betting on the favorite, playing the spread is just way smarter because you lose way too much cash if you're just sticking to Moneyline odds. That's just common sense.

But man, you really cracked me up with that bolded statement of yours, 🤣 because it’s not always like that—not just when you're messing around with over/unders and spreads.

I thought I didn't have to worry about a tie since that's basically not even part of my strategy, so you totally misunderstood me there! I meant I've basically got two outcomes: win or lose, right? It's not like when you're playing a standard bet where you're constantly sweating a draw😍. As for betting on favorites, I wouldn't say I agree with you at all because I go after underdogs all the time, especially if I think the spread looks juicy. And regarding Batum, has anyone else actually played him lately? Haha! Ever since Aldridge completely burned me, he doesn't even exist on my betting slips anymore, lol. Instead, I'll grab the French guy who's way more reliable—I've been riding him at a 3-3 record since I started, so let's hope he doesn't let me down tonight!
NBA Finals Betting: Part 2 in Betting Forum ·
I mean, seriously, what are we even doing here? I’m sitting here looking at this absolute mess and I just can't wrap my head around it! How does this even happen? You’d think after all this time we’d have figured out some semblance of common sense, but no, we’re still stuck spinning our wheels like it's some kind of joke! It’s honestly exhausting just watching the whole thing unfold, you know? Like, am I the only one seeing this disaster coming from a mile away while everyone else is just nodding along like everything is perfectly fine? It’s ridiculous! I’ve been trying to make sense of this for hours, rambling on to myself, getting more worked up by the second, because how can anyone be this oblivious? It’s just one thing after another, a constant stream of nonsense that makes you want to throw your hands up and walk away, but I can't, because if I don't say something, who will?! It's just madness, pure and simple! kaže:
Honestly, everything just points straight back to Boston. I’ve been sitting here spiraling about it, just chewing on the whole situation, and man, it all just lines up perfectly. You can't even argue with it at this point!
I don’t know about you guys, but that 1.65 line on Boston feels like a total scam to me, honestly! Like, are we even watching the same game? It just looks way too fishy, right? I mean, seriously, how can they justify those odds when everything tells me otherwise? It feels like a complete setup!🙂
I don't even know anymore, man. Honestly, whatever. I’m just gonna throw my money down on the Portland spread and call it a day.
I’m not holding my breath for anything more than 190 points here, honestly, and I’m expecting a total grind, so we'll just have to wait and see how it actually plays out!

Look, I wasn't even talking about the moneyline, alright? I was talking about taking the spread on Boston. I don't touch anything under +180 odds, period. I stick to the spread because I can't stand playing over/under or betting on the exact time. Honestly, I just want to avoid that soul-crushing feeling of losing a "sure thing" because some random stat went sideways. With the spread, it’s simple: you either win or you lose, there’s no middle ground and no extra headache to deal with. It’s black and white, you know what I mean?🤷Look, at the end of the day, you can't talk about "guarantees" in sports because there's just no such thing as certainty, right? It’s all a gamble! Everything—and I mean everything—just comes down to how you show up on that specific day and who exactly is standing across from you on the court. You think you've got it in the bag? Boom, reality check. One bad bounce or one opponent having the game of their life and suddenly your whole season plan is out the window. It's chaotic, it's unpredictable, and honestly, it's why we love it and hate it at the same time!🤷And honestly, it’s totally on us to hit those shots, right? I mean, we gotta nail those plays over and over again, and let's be real—you basically need a massive stroke of insane luck to pull it off, not to mention actually keeping a close eye on how the squads are playing out on the court!😉Anyway, at the end of the day, I just hope the guy finds some luck out there, you know? Honestly, whatever happens on the court, I'm just rooting for him to kill it!
NBA Betting: Vol. 2 in Betting Forum ·
Man, there are seriously so many options on the table today, I was honestly struggling to even pick what to go with🤷

Paul Pierce over 18.5 @ 1.85
Pau Gasol over 16.5 @ 1.85
Blake Griffin over 20.5 @ 1.85
Andre Iguodala over 12.5 @ 1.85
Batum over 14.5 @ 1.85
Tony Parker over 19.5 @ 1.85
Ty Lawson over 17.5 @ 1.85 SS main play

6/7 system☕

international picks🤷

Al Jefferson under 19.5 @ 1.85
Tim Crawford over 14.5 @ 1.85
Chris Paul over 19.5 @ 1.85
Deron Williams over 23.5 @ 1.85
Butler over 12.5 @ 1.85
Tim Duncan under 15.5 @ 1.85
Charlotte vs New Jersey Nets under 192.5 @ 1.85
Milwaukee vs New York Knicks under 205.5 @ 1.85 HL

7/8 system👍,good luck everyone today😉
NBA Betting: Vol. 2 in Betting Forum ·
Today's parlay, man... please tell me we aren't about to get screwed by one single stupid leg again🤷

Luol Deng over 15.5 @ 1.85
Rose over 23.5 @ 1.85
Dwight Howard over 20.5 @ 1.85
Dirk Nowitzki over 23.5 @ 1.85
Nash under 13.5 @ 1.85 HL
NBA Betting: Vol. 2 in Betting Forum ·
Edward Gonzalez36 said:What do you guys think about Garnett and Pierce going over tonight?

Thanks!

Look, Pierce has been looking solid these last couple of games, but honestly, his numbers always seem to tank whenever they play the Sixers, right? 🤷,and as for Garnett, I mean, he’s been hitting the over pretty consistently lately, but then out of nowhere in the last game, he only takes seven shots? Like, seriously? 🤷,so I don't know, maybe just skip this one because these guys can be super hit-or-miss depending on the night, you know? 😉
NBA Betting: Vol. 2 in Betting Forum ·
Here’s my big main ticket for today's slate

Williams over 22.5 @ 1.85
Boozer over 14.5 @ 1.85
Rose over 23.5 @ 1.85
Jennings over 17.5 @ 1.85
Nash under 14.5 @ 1.85
Griffin under 22.5 @ 1.85
Parker over 19.5 @ 1.85 Parlay

Running a standard 6/7 system bet here

Pierce under 19.5 @ 1.85
Iguodala under 13.5 @ 1.85
Wall over 18.5 @ 1.85
Gasol P over 16.5 @ 1.85
Durant under 29.5 @ 1.85
Love under 25.5 @ 1.85
Paul over 20.5 @ 1.85
Lee under 19.5 @ 1.85
Gasol M over 15.5 @ 1.85 Parlay

Going with an 8/9 system on this one🙂🙂👍
NBA Betting: Vol. 2 in Betting Forum ·
Since someone was asking about my system yesterday, I figured I’d just throw it out there and give them what they want.😉

Lin over 15.5 (1.85)
James under 28.5 (1.85)
Williams over 22.5 (1.85)
Allen under 15.5 (1.85)
Gasol P over 16.5 (1.85)
Pierce over 18.5 (1.85)
Terry over 15.5 (1.85) Parlay

6/7 system play☕
NBA Betting: Vol. 2 in Betting Forum ·
ruggedgull32 said:...so I'm suggesting we try out a specific system for today, since stormyseal9 is always hitting it big with their picks...

Man, you are just one big-time agitator, aren't you?🤣,don't go leading people down the wrong path here😉
NBA Betting: Vol. 2 in Betting Forum ·
Alright, listen up, because today we’re diving headfirst into two different slips targeting those role players who might actually show up for once!🤷

Batum over 15.5 @ 1.85
Westbrook over 23.5 @ 1.85
Paul over 20.5 @ 1.85
Nowitzki over 22.5 @ 1.85
Granger over 18.5 @ 1.85 SS

Jefferson over 17.5 @ 1.85
Ellis over 22.5 @ 1.85
Lawson over 16.5 @ 1.85
Crawford over 16.5 @ 1.85
Jennings under 18.5 @ 1.85
DeRozan over 16.5 @ 1.85 HL🙂
NBA Betting: Vol. 2 in Betting Forum ·
Jeremy Lee67 said:Everything hit except for Gasol. I mean, seriously, is this guy kidding me? It’s actually wild that this man has absolutely nuked three of my parlays in just the last five days—three times I go with the over, and three times he pulls the rug out from under me. Yesterday, I was sitting there agonizing over whether to take the over or bet on the head-to-head against Deng, but I eventually settled on the over. And what happened? Nothing. Just pure heartbreak. This Gasol guy has basically snatched an entire monthly paycheck right out of my pocket! 😢

So, I guess I’m not the only one dealing with this madness? Honestly, thank God, because if I were out here flying solo on this one, I might actually lose my mind!🤷Man, this guy basically chucked it at my head like four different times for a single point, so yeah, I’m officially giving him the cold shoulder right now. You think I'm gonna just sit there and take that? No way!🙂I mean, I don’t care what anyone says, I am still absolutely livid with Aldridge for that performance—how do you even show up like that and then completely choke when it actually matters? Like, we’re talking about the final ten minutes of the game, the pressure is mounting, the clock is ticking down, and this guy can't even sink two basic shots? Two! It’s honestly embarrassing to watch, and I'm sitting here wondering if he was even focused or if he just decided to take a mental vacation right when the team needed him to step up. How are you supposed to trust someone in the clutch when they fold like a lawn chair the second things get intense? Total letdown.🤷Man, I’m just taking the Batum guy for whatever he’s worth at this point because honestly? He is constantly going way over his head, and frankly, my record against him is sitting at a dead-even 3-3, so what does that even say about us?!😉
NBA Betting: Vol. 2 in Betting Forum ·
stormyseal9;38361132 said:Man, both of them should definitely go over, though I have no clue if Bosh is even coming back to the court? If you ask me, Wade is a much safer bet than LeBron🤷, but hey, since someone always has to mess with my head, I guess I'll just take the hit n🤷ebi
Lawson over 15.5 @ 1.85
Rose over 23.5 @ 1.85
LeBron over 28.5 @ 1.85
Stoudamire under 16.5 @ 1.85
Parker over 18.5 @ 1.85
Griffin under 22.5 @ 1.85
Kobe over 28.5 @ 1.85 SS

6/7 parlay

Time for me to grab a little something for myself too😍, and look, it’s not exactly a massive jackpot thanks to LeBron, but hey, it’s enough to cover some snacks and popcorn at the movies😍, especially with this sweet system where you get partial payouts and consolation prizes☕, big congrats to Bradley Kern6 if my memory isn't totally failing me here😉
NBA Betting: Vol. 2 in Betting Forum ·
Nicholas Chase34 said:Wait, did you guys even consider that he might be talking about assists? 🤣

who do you think you are, you smart-ass😍,seriously, maybe if Bryant isn't even playing we should just settle for his 18 points while everyone else rots on the bench instead🤣,come on, James, just keep stuffing your pockets with all that cash🤷
NBA Betting: Vol. 2 in Betting Forum ·
The first part went down without too much drama—Garnett is definitely going over, while Stoudamire is looking like an under. But man, I gotta ask, is the Playmaker actually gonna stick to his word regarding Bryant? Because from where I'm sitting, it doesn't look like he's just hitting the over; if he's feeling himself like this, we could be looking at a massive 45 or even 50 points!
NBA Betting: Vol. 2 in Betting Forum ·
Jeremy Kelly3 said:Look, I get the whole +/- stats thing, alright? xD
But seriously, if you just hop on NBA.com and look at their last five or six games... they’ve been getting absolutely smoked by an average of 20 points, man!
And now suddenly they're only giving up a 2-point spread? Come on, it should be at least 10.

Man, if you take the spread on the Brooklyn Nets, it's way easier for them to cover 3 than to hit 10+, but you gotta realize Henderson and DJ Augustin are back in the lineup, so they're actually tougher now since those two are their top scorers, and let's be real, the Nets aren't exactly some powerhouse team🤷. Their whole deal is just trying to lose as little cash as possible, so they play every trick in the book—whether it's shaving margins, messing with the odds, or even pulling players from the betting lines or setting the juice too low just to bait the big whales🤷. Rule number one: never drop massive stacks on a sportsbook because there's no such thing as a sure thing in this game, and when you're gonna lose, you might as well lose something that won't leave you broke🤷. I stopped betting on those so-called "locks" ages ago because "locks" don't exist in sports and someone always finds a way to screw you over😉. Anyway, good luck to ya