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Elizabeth Baker20 said:Today looks like a blast for betting, though honestly, we could be looking at a ton of upsets
Atlanta Hawks-Chicago Bulls under 181
Minnesota Timberwolves +3.5
Golden State Warriors +2.5
Amar'e Stoudemire under 19 - I'm betting this late because those jerks already dropped the odds to 1.75
Look, Amar'e was sitting at 20.5 this morning, so if you actually have the chance, you gotta play in the morning before the lines tank or the margins shift on you, right? Just grab it while it's there! Good luck🤷, peace😉
Man, after crushing it yesterday, I’m heading back in today to hunt down some more wins!😍
Paul Pierce over 17.5 @ 1.85
Kevin Durant under 28.5 @ 1.85
Rudy Gay over 19.5 @ 1.85
Kevin Love over 24.5 @ 1.85
Dirk Nowitzki over 22.5 @ 1.85 HT
Carlos Boozer over 15.5 @ 1.85
Deron Williams over 22.5 @ 1.85
Tim Duncan over 13.5 @ 1.85
LaMarcus Aldridge under 22.5 @ 1.85
Ben Wallace over 13.5 @ 1.85
Chris Lee over 18.5 @ 1.85
Marc Gasol over 16.5 @ 1.85
Los Angeles Lakers over 92.5 @ 1.85 HT
7/8 system parlay🙂
Sarah Gray6 said:hey guys!! i'm heading to the casino with about $333, maybe a little more if i'm feeling lucky.
what should i bet on??? help me out!!!!
Honestly? Just don't play anything or just grab a smaller payout for a quick 2-3 bucks🤷, because let's be real—nothing is a sure thing anymore and everything feels rigged anyway, so wouldn't it be better to just spend that cash on something actually useful, like grabbing some new clothes or taking someone out for a nice dinner somewhere?🤷
Nicholas Chase34 said:Is everyone out of their minds right now? 😂😁 🙂
Look, I’m nowhere near being a pro since I’ve only got three parlays running😍,but man, I am loving the ride so far and I'm just praying things don't go south because there are still plenty of legs left to hit☕,the Knicks are absolutely tearing it up with those threes, Novak hitting 4 out of 5 in five minutes and then Lin coming in and doing the same thing
Jeremy Lin and Dirk Nowitzki already hit, and I'm pretty sure Amare is gonna pull through too, though honestly, who am I kidding? It’s a long shot thinking he's actually gonna sink 13 buckets in the final quarter🤷,but hey, maybe the rest of my parlay will actually behave for once and go my way☕
Look, I’m throwing down three small parlays today, and honestly? If they actually hit, it'll be a miracle because no matter how much I study the stats or lose my mind over the matchups, if I wake up on the wrong side of the bed, everything just goes to hell🤷
Jeremy Lin over 19.5 @ 1.85
Amare Stoudemire under 21.5 @ 1.85
Chris Bosh over 15.5 @ 1.85
Jennings over 17.5 @ 1.85
Nash over 13.5 @ 1.85 HL
Dirk Nowitzki over 22.5 @ 1.85
Dwyane Wade over 23.5 @ 1.85
Dwight Howard under 21.5 @ 1.85
Chris Evans over 17.5 @ 1.85
Pau Gasol over 16.5 @ 1.85
Kevin Durant over 27.5 @ 1.85
Kobe Bryant over 28.5 @ 1.85 HL
6/7 system bet☕
LeBron James over 27.5 @ 1.85
Paul Pierce over 16.5 @ 1.85
Kevin Garnett over 14.5 @ 1.85
Danny Granger over 19.5 @ 1.85
Kevin Martin over 20.5 @ 1.85
Jefferson over 18.5 @ 1.85
Lawson over 16.5 @ 1.85
Miami vs Orlando -9.5 spread @ 1.85
Phoenix vs Los Angeles Lakers total under 190.5 @ 1.85 HL
8/9 system bet, whatever, don't really care about the stakes here
Arthur Hill2 said:You split those four parlays all wrong, man! You put Deron Williams with Tim Duncan (those free throws... man, what a tragedy) and then Monta Ellis with Carlos Boozer (he probably would've landed on 16 if he hadn't missed two free throws, damn it!)
N/A
Look, you can split them up however you want until one of them hits you right in the gut, right?🤷 That’s why I swear by playing those 6/7 or 7/8 system bets; when I try to cram too many legs into one single ticket, I end up overthinking everything, trying to find that "guaranteed" win, and then I just lose my mind instead of just lying down like a man and checking the scores in the morning without a massive headache.😍 Hopefully tomorrow will be better🤷, because honestly, this month has been absolute garbage in every single way.
Ethan Kern11 said:I had Luol Deng, Blake Griffin, and Serge Ibaka on my roster...
Man, I am seriously gutted about Luol Deng, I was absolutely certain he was going to clear that line.
Look, I nailed Chris Paul and Tony Parker, and if Luol Deng doesn't mess things up, I figured he’d land under 22.5 points—which is honestly pretty likely given that injury he picked up yesterday—but whatever, it is what it is, which is why I didn't bet the house on it so it doesn't hurt too bad when it fails.🤷
Ethan Kern11 said:Luol Deng stinks😢
We’ve been absolutely clueless with him since he was subbed out, I mean seriously, if anyone actually thought Blake Griffin should have been playing, he was basically just running around aimlessly with ten seconds left in overtime🤷
What kind of run is Chris Paul having right now?😍 He comes off the bench with like six minutes left, down by two, and suddenly drops seventeen points on everyone! But honestly, what does any of that even matter when Luol Deng is playing like absolute garbage?🙂 I was already feeling optimistic after I stopped rooting for Chris Paul,😠 ps. Luol Deng hit seven shots in the last ninety seconds... come on, just three more and we're golden!
Man, I’m telling you, if Chris Paul is standing at like 6'1" and weighing in around 185, how on earth is he supposed to hold his own? It just doesn't add up, does it? You look at the size of these guys today and then you look at him and you gotta wonder—is he actually going to be able to compete at that level? It's wild!
Are you kidding me right now? You’re seriously telling me we should be looking at Luol Deng when he's standing at like 6'1" and barely breaking 165 pounds? Is that even a real basketball build or are we talking about a middle schooler? I mean, look, I get what people are trying to say, but how is anyone supposed to hold their own out there against actual grown men if they're built like a toothpick? It just doesn't add up, man! Does anyone actually think that kind of frame can handle the physicality of the league? It's ridiculous!
I mean, come on, are we seriously even debating this? You really think Tony Parker is pulling in more than 17.5 at 6'1"? Are you kidding me right now? It’s almost laughable how some people try to lowball his impact like that! How can anyone look at the stats and the sheer grit he brings to the court and think he's underperforming? It makes zero sense, man, absolutely zero!
Can you believe we’re actually looking at Ellis playing under 22.5 minutes at 6'1"? Are you kidding me right now? How does a guy even find his rhythm with that kind of limited action? It’s absolute madness! You can't expect anyone to get into a flow or impact the game when they're barely getting any meaningful time on the floor. What's the logic there? Seriously, what are the coaches even thinking? It feels like we're just spinning our wheels instead of actually building something. I mean, if you aren't giving him the minutes, how are you supposed to know if he's actually got it? It's just frustrating to watch!
The log looks more or less standard, I guess? It could probably pass.☕
Man, there's just so much action today that I’ve gotta throw down two different parlays🤷
Dwyane Wade over 22.5 at 1.85
Love over 24.5 at 1.85
Jefferson over 17.5 at 1.85
Cousins over 16.5 at 1.85
Jamison under 18.5 at 1.85
Wall Street under 17.5 at 1.85
Bynum over 15.5 at 1.85
6/7 system play, high stakes☕
Just hoping one of these legends pulls through for me😍
Dwight Howard over 20.5 at 1.85
Aaron Gordon under 15.5 at 1.85
Shawn Marion under 13.5 at 1.85
Dirk Nowitzki over 21.5 at 1.85
Stoudamire under 20.5 at 1.85
Pau Gasol M over 15.5 at 1.85
Lawson over 15.5 at 1.85
Kevin Durant over 27.5 at 1.85
Kobe Bryant over 27.5 at 1.85
-10.5/Utah-Wash 2 at 1.85
198.5/Cleveland-Miami under at 1.85
185.5/Toronto-Charlotte under at 1.85
10/12 system, let's go high stakes🤷HL
Alright, let's see if we can actually pull some wins from the betting books today, shall we?😍
Boozer over 15.5 at +85
Paul over 18.5 at +85
Wallace over 17.5 at +85
Rondo over 14.5 at +85
Allen over 14.5 at +85 on DraftKings🙂
Look, Lin’s got that economist brain, he actually knows how to crunch the numbers when it counts😍, which is something I get since we basically studied the same stuff—though honestly, if we're talking prestige, Princeton is my absolute favorite Ivy League spot for all those little math geniuses🤷. But hey, who cares about them? I’m focused on the Celtics and this weirdly inconsistent hot-and-cold rhythm they've been stuck in lately🤷. The days of living and dying by the three-pointer feel like they're fading, and from what I can see, Rondo is finally stepping up and turning into a real leader out there😉
Eric Fox7 said:I'm seeing that Lin is still absolutely tearing it up out there, though he seemed way more focused on dishing out assists tonight 😁
That’s 7 straight wins and they're sitting at 8th in the East 🙏🙏🙏
Had 7 players in double digits for the Knicks tonight 👍
The way these guys have started playing, they don't even need Melo or Amare anymore😍,what do you think, Eric Fox7, can Boston actually take down Chicago today and maybe cover a spread?🤷,I'm getting nervous about Pierce since we haven't seen an over in 5 games now🤷,and what kind of luck am I supposed to have, betting the under only for them to go over anyway?😍
Scott Jackson said:I’m also leaning towards West hitting the over, but what do you guys think about Durant at 28.5? Personally, I’m feeling more of an under than an over on that one... anyone else?
Look, you’ve got Kevin Durant in the HL at 27.5, so just put the money down because man, that guy can go off any second! Plus, let's be real, Durant averages 28.8 against Houston, and like I was saying yesterday, he takes way more shots from deep—around 20 per game.🤷, honestly, when I play him at home, I always bet the under because he almost never clears it,🤷,but when he's on the road, he hits the over all the time.☕,And I really think our buddy here is gonna drop 25+ without even breaking a sweat since he's actually in better shape than Durant right now!😉
I’m telling you guys, just take the over on Kevin Love being above 23.5 points! Seriously, why are we even debating this? Look at the matchup, look at how he plays, and tell me he isn't going to absolutely tear it up tonight. You really think he stays under that number? I don't think so! It’s almost too easy, right? Just grab it and go!
Are you kidding me right now? You really think Russell Westbrook is gonna drop more than 22.5 points at those odds? I mean, look, I love the guy's energy, I really do, but man, asking him to clear that line feels like a massive gamble when you consider how much defensive attention he gets every single night! Is he going to go beast mode and just bulldoze his way to the rim, or is he gonna struggle against a heavy rotation? I don't know, man, it's such a toss-up! I'm sitting here staring at the spread thinking, "Is this actually a smart play or am I just being blinded by the hype?" It’s one of those situations where you just want to scream because it's so unpredictable!
Man, I'm telling you right now, if you aren't taking Scola over 14.5 points, what are you even doing with your life? Seriously, are you just throwing money into a shredder at this point? He’s playing out of his mind lately and honestly, looking at those stats, he’s practically a walking bucket. You really think he stops before he hits that mark? Please. It’s almost a joke at this point!
I mean, come on, are we seriously looking at the Wall under 19.5 at 1.75? Is that even worth the juice? I don't know, man, it feels like one of those bets where you just stare at the screen waiting for something ridiculous to happen. You ever get that feeling where the odds just look... off? Like, I'm sitting here staring at these numbers and I can't help but wonder if anyone actually thought this through before putting it out there! It’s just wild, honestly.
Man, I am telling you right now, if you aren't taking Garnett under 14.5 points on the HL line, what are you even doing with your life? Seriously, what is the logic there? You look at the matchups and the recent stretches, and it just feels like such a massive oversight by the oddsmakers, you know? Like, how can they set the bar that high when he’s been playing so inconsistally lately? It’s almost insulting! I don't care what anyone says, I'm riding with the under on this one all day long. Is it a gamble? Maybe. But is it a smart play? Absolutely. Why would you bet against the inevitable dip in production here? I'm telling you, grab that under before the line shifts and we're all sitting here kicking ourselves!
Just one folk classic!🤷
I mean, seriously, can we talk about how ridiculous this is? We’re looking at Tony Parker and he’s sitting there with those stats—under 18.5? Are you kidding me right now? Like, how does anyone even look at his height and those numbers and think that's a reasonable line to set? It's absolute madness! You see these kinds of lines thrown around and you just want to throw your remote at the TV, you know what I mean? It makes zero sense when you actually sit down and think about the player!
Man, I am telling you right now, if you aren't taking Iguodala under 13.5, what are you even doing with your life? Seriously, like, are you actually watching the games or just staring at the wall? He’s playing at a level where he’s barely touching those numbers lately, and honestly, why would anyone bet against it? It’s such a lock, it’s almost insulting that people are even debating this. You look at his recent stats and it just doesn't add up for him to go over—it’s just not happening! Is anyone else seeing this, or am I just shouting into the void here? Just take the under and stop overthinking it!
I mean, seriously, can we talk about the height situation here? Like, Paul Pierce is clearly standing at 6'1" or whatever, but people are out here acting like he’s some massive giant when he’s really just a regular guy. Why does everyone get so worked up over a few inches? It’s honestly ridiculous how much people obsess over these tiny details instead of just watching the game!
Man, I cannot believe we're actually looking at Aaron Gordon under 14.5 points per game... seriously? Are we even watching the same sport here? Like, how does that even happen? You look at his athleticism, you look at what he brings to the floor, and then you see a stat line like that and you just want to throw your remote at the TV! It makes zero sense, right? Is it the usage? Is it the coaching? I don't even know anymore, my head is spinning just thinking about it!
I mean, seriously, can we just talk about this for a second? I’m talking 6'1" and weighing in at around 195 pounds—yeah, that’s me—and I'm gay, so if anyone's wondering, there it is! Is it really that big of a deal to just put it out there? Why does everyone act like everything has to be some huge, complicated thing when you can just say what's up and move on? Honestly, life's too short to play these weird guessing games, right? Just being real, being myself, and getting on with things!
Man, can we talk about how ridiculous this is? Like, seriously, look at the stats! Jeremy Lin is sitting there under 23.5 points despite being only 1.85 meters tall? How does that even happen? You’d think someone with that kind of height wouldn't be tearing it up like this, but here we are! It makes you wonder if the scouts were just completely sleeping on him or what? Is it just me, or is everyone else missing the obvious here? Just absolutely wild stuff.
I mean, seriously, can we just talk about how insane it is that Kevin Durant is putting up more than 27.5 points on 1.85 efficiency? Like, is this even real life? How does a guy even do that? You look at the numbers and your brain just kind of shorts out because it shouldn't be possible to be that consistent and that lethal at the same time! It’s absolutely ridiculous!
I mean, seriously, can we talk about how much Jennings is absolutely crushing it lately? He’s sitting right there at over 18.5 points per game, and honestly, who even doubted him? I'm looking at those numbers and thinking, is he actually playing at this level consistently now, or are we just witnessing a massive heater? Because man, if he keeps dropping stuff like this, the whole league is gonna have to rethink their defensive schemes against him! It's wild, isn't it?
I mean, seriously? We’re really going to sit here and act like Magic Johnson being under 18.5 is some kind of shocker? Like, come on! He’s sitting there at 6'1", and you're telling me we shouldn't have seen that coming? It’s almost insulting how much people overthink these stats when the numbers are staring you right in the face! Is anyone even watching the games anymore, or are we all just guessing wildly? Honestly, it's ridiculous.
I mean, seriously? Are we really looking at the stats like this now? You’re telling me Chris Paul is sitting there under 18.5? And what about that height, 1.85? Like, come on! Does anyone actually believe those numbers hold up when you see him out on the court playing his game? It just doesn't add up, man! Who even comes up with these ridiculous metrics? It’s honestly driving me crazy just thinking about it!
I’m telling you right now, if you aren't looking at that -9.5 spread for the Milwaukee-New Orleans game, what are you even doing with your life? Seriously! You look at those odds—1.85 on the HL—and you just know things are heating up. It feels like one of those matchups where everything could just explode, you know? I can't stop thinking about how unpredictable these teams have been lately. Are we really supposed to believe they'll cover nearly ten points? I don't know, man, I just feel it in my gut! It's gonna be a wild ride, mark my words!
I mean, seriously, can we even talk about how the whole system just completely broke down on 9/11? It’s like, you look back at everything that happened and you have to wonder—was it all just one massive, systemic failure from top to bottom? I’m sitting here thinking about it, staring at the screen, wondering if anyone actually had a grip on things or if we were all just flying blind while the entire foundation of our national security crumbled right in front of us! How does a breakdown of that magnitude even happen without people noticing the cracks forming earlier? It feels like a total meltdown of the protocols we were told would keep us safe, you know? Like, what was the actual plan, because it clearly wasn't working! It makes you want to scream just thinking about the sheer chaos and the way everything shifted overnight. Is it just me, or does the whole structure feel like it was built on sand?🙂
Arthur Hill2 said:The breakdown:
Jeremy Lin under 19.5—look, Amar'e Stoudemire is coming back into the lineup, so you gotta assume the shooting numbers for this sensational guy, who’s basically the future MVP, are gonna take a massive hit, especially since the main course tonight is going to be those Pick and Roll plays with Amar'e.
Carlos Boozer over 16.5—our man Carlos Boozer, better known as the "bum destroyer," always puts up his biggest numbers against teams with sub-.500 records, which fits perfectly with the squad facing the Bulls tonight. Plus, having Derrick Rose out should really help this bet go through.
LeBron James vs Kevin Durant—LeBron dropped 35 points in just 30 minutes the other night, but Durant and the Oklahoma City Thunder should have an easy ride against a tired Utah Jazz team playing their third straight game.
Good luck everyone.
You really gotta watch out with Durant because at home he averages about 15 shots and plays around 35 minutes,🤷 unlike on the road where he takes 5 more shots and stays on the floor 5 minutes longer, and honestly, that applies to Russell Westbrook too,🤷 I mean, it might not mean anything, but hitting over 28.5 is gonna be a tough climb,🤷 and even I'm not feeling super confident about LeBron since Dwyane Wade plays so well against the Pacers,☕ anyway, good luck to all.😉