Posts by gentlepuma20

Chocolate milk is fine, I guess—but Mooey was pure nectar... they don't make it anymore 🙂

Sandra Chase16 said:Everything mentioned above—plus Jägermeister—are drinks that make me want to head straight for the bathroom before I even take a sip.

I mean, Jäger is fine, but amaro and those brightly colored vodkas? Total devil's work. Any thick, sugary booze is basically 🙂

My #1 dream:
1. One where my friend and I show up to this massive slide labeled "I wish you were dead"—where the pitch says if you go down, one thing you hate about life just vanishes—but it turns out you actually just drop into some chamber where you have to perform hard labor like a slave... we ended up fleeing through some eerie, Lynchian woods.😵

Why the attitude? I’m already doing everything mentioned—honestly, one can't live in a dump like this indefinitely 🙂

Kevin Chavez3 said:I already told your boss he should take you along, too. 😁

fair enough

Kevin Chavez3 said:So, if anyone wants to pay their respects to the Phantom set, you can catch the concert or just hit me up for a drink around 6 or 7—only the charming ones, please.

I’d love to stop by, though I’m skipping the show. As for whether I’m actually charming... I guess I'll let you decide.

David Sullivan4 says
I guess I overshot the mark with zero women.

Well, that's fine—it's a trade show, not a bookstore.

coastalpanther11 said:Am I supposed to be Dr. Phil now?

So this lady on CNN just dropped some universal wisdom on us...

"you've got to tell the truth!"

classic Oprah. 🎉

dinsdale said:Well, you didn't really say anything, did you? You guys are just such saints—can't even imagine you two getting into a scrap. Miceki 😍

if we and I ever actually clash, it certainly won't be over dietary stuff 😁

as for tablets, I'm sticking with Folgers 🙏

Dana Anderson4 said:I spent half my childhood thinking those poor birds in the song were actually burnt—it didn't really click for me until I was maybe 14 or 15 that they were just coming down from the hills.

The lightbulb finally went off for me this past Monday, 😵
and I didn't even figure it out on my own—my dad, my four-year-old sister, and I were listening to it in the car, and when I mentioned how weird it was to have such a dark theme in a kid's song, my dad just lost it laughing.😵
😵In my head, I kept picturing the Rockies, with a single tree in front of them and about ten birds sitting on a branch, where all but one were actually on fire—except for the survivor, obviously.

coastalpanther11 said:I think I finally get what gentlepuma20 was getting at. That line about him eating lamb like it’s popcorn—it actually makes sense now.

What did I even say? 🤔
I can't quite remember—but I know for a fact he isn't a fan of lamb. Period.
Anyway, you should see how he snacks on popcorn... Katrina and Vilma don't even stand a chance...

Lamb from New Zealand smells like a monkey cage at the zoo. Something from Texas or maybe Kansas would smell way better. 🙂

dzdzihad said:Go ahead and mess with the unknown—you have no idea how rough the types from Aspen can actually be...

😂 😂 😂
Rough characters, huh... I guess this thread just keeps getting better...

Kevin Chavez3 said:gentlepuma20 being softer than me? That's just ridiculous. 🙂

Glad you're the one saying it—saves me the trouble, I guess. 😁

Rick Lee said:Whatever—people tell me to "get lost" all the time, whether they mean it or not. 😎

🤣
Which tiny town under 500 people were you hanging out in, so we can actually tease you for comparing us to them? 😁

Nicholas Perez33 said:exactly. let's just say m_j has this weird talent where he wanders near a Burger King, goes totally MIA, and then suddenly reappears with four burgers... 😁

which I usually just toss right onto the floor 😬

hollowseal33 said:You're a nice enough person, I guess, but I don't quite get how you manage to make every single one of your posts feel like a punch to the face. Maybe give the internet a little thanks for saving your head. 😁

Seems like everyone's feeling pretty militant today, I suppose. 🙂

Btw, I have the perfect emoji for that comment of yours.

coastalpanther11 said:@gentlepuma20/">@@gentlepuma20: I'm thinking about hitting up some farm upstate this Saturday after the book fair to pick up a small pig—we can roast it over an open fire, or maybe just toss it in the oven if it's really tiny. We should probably invite the "over 100" crowd... assuming they aren't too worried about their cholesterol. 😁

First off: 😂 🤣 :umr:
Heading out to the countryside for a little pig roast right after the book fair? Genius. 😁
The "over 100" club doesn't even need an invite—they'll probably smell the bacon from miles away...

🤣

don't blame the mods for deleting stuff—it doesn't bother me, and honestly, it’s kind of fun 🙂

they'll probably just wipe everything clean though, they're way too thorough

Appetizers? Where are they? 😲

I'm rewatching Big Brother Karaoke—honestly, I could probably watch it another hundred times. 😂

Raymond Barrett12 said:Some girl—who's maybe half my age, I guess... 😁 😂 🤣

That’s kind of the whole point, Einstein... a Rolls-Royce 🙄

Raymond Barrett12 said:Maybe try reading the room for once?

haha, grow up a little...

@coastalpanther11 - you're not wrong, I guess.

coastalpanther11 said:Oh, so what, some kind of co-branding thing with those spikes? Like Ron Jeremy Extra Salami?

I mean, yeah—pretty much any woman would probably be down to try Ron's salami, right? 😬

@Raymond Barrett12/">@@Raymond Barrett12 did you ever end up going to that anger management session? 😁

Honestly, US Meat would probably be a better name for an indie rock mag.