Posts by Austin Parker2

loneangler6 said:Yeah, obviously they dumped way more red paint on the cars this year than last season...
clearly a huge success... 🤣

😬 Oh, totally. The changes are just blindingly obvious. 😍 😬

Honestly, I can't even stand the sight of General Motors—I basically have to throw away any newspaper that mentions Lewis Hamilton, Renault, or Flavio Briatore. 🤮

McLaren has been the best looking team for years now, easy. 😍

Isn't she a beauty? 😍
It’s gonna be an absolute engineering headache, if nothing else... 🎉

Kimi just takes the season by its horns and says: "Take some points from Fernando Alonso and feast on them, everyone." 😁
If Fernando Alonso ends up finishing yet another race without scoring a single point, this season is actually looking pretty interesting...

And you? You’ll somehow manage to find the absolute dumbest thread just so you can spam it 😬

Seriously, go take a quick look at the "Indianapolis 500" thread...

Carol Ortiz4 said:And just to throw one more thing into the mix... I was doing a little reading just now... and it seems like Max is constantly pushing this whole "secret fuel tank" concept...

Fine... but if I were to ask Max himself, how exactly is he supposed to hide a 15-liter tank from the officials?!?! Seriously, 15 liters isn't exactly a tiny volume to just tuck away somewhere...
and that’s especially ridiculous in Formula 1, where every single nanometer matters and every gram counts when you're trying to shed weight...

It’s pure stupidity all over again... the FIA should be disqualifying him, not BAR...

From what I can gather, the FIA lost their minds because they told BAR to drain the car, but instead, they left those 15 liters sitting right there in the chassis and claimed they had emptied the fuel...

Carol Ortiz4 said:Maybe we'll see something else next year... I heard there might be some movement from Dalare involving them...

At this rate, they’ll probably just hire Nika Pulić as the lead driver for Ferrari 😁

Elizabeth Hughes said:One lucky race doesn't make someone a great driver. He just got lucky. If a few more drivers had dropped out, maybe Rosa could have even grabbed a podium.

...Look, I don't know how much "luck" was involved, but there was definitely some... though you can't really call it luck when he's driving a car that's clearly faster than the rest of the field. I mean, did you see him hunting down Button after his excursion? Even Barrichello couldn't catch him, and he actually went off track! Then he spent the whole time breathing down Webber's neck... McLaren finally has a fast car on their hands, and Rosa was basically pushing it to the limit because, being a test driver, he's put in endless hours of testing—so he probably knew exactly how much grip he could squeeze out of it. Still, he showed he's a bit green since he kept clipping the same corner over and over.

As for this thread—man, I’d love to see the big names driving for Minardi or Jordan, while these little guys get seats at Ferrari, Renault, or McLaren... honestly, it would be pure comedy.

...honestly, just shut up already. People should be able to listen to whatever they want—whether they're doing it just to look cool in front of their friends or because they actually enjoy the sound. Personally, I live for electronic music; that's my main vibe... but even I’m human, and when the mood shifts, I might throw on some catchy country tunes on my computer. I can handle pretty much any kind of country stuff as long as it isn't that trashy Country music nonsense—you know, the stuff that's basically just cheap pop. To those of you claiming high schoolers need punk because country is their "alternative" 👎 I haven't read anything more idiotic in my life. As far as I'm concerned, punk and rock have always been for the alternative crowd—the rebels. I'd much rather watch a group of people actually having a blast dancing to some catchy tunes than watch some punks or rockers jumping around like animals in a cage... or watching some poser try to act like those rappers on MTV (even Eminem made fun of them).

Zlatko Pejakovic, you might actually manage to kill yourself listening to his songs 👍 or maybe just drift off into a coma

mistybear87 said:first comes the warning shot 😁

😕 😕 😕 🤔 🤔 🤔 😕 😕 😕

I’m calling it now—Michael Schumacher is going to take the title again.

Not that I’m rooting against him or anything, but man, wouldn't it be something if a tiny little bug flew into his helmet at 186 miles mph? Just a little chaos to spice things up.

I reckon we'll see McLaren and BAR neck-and-neck with Ferrari this season, though I don't see McLaren pulling it off. They've got a new driver in the seat, and while they're busy trying to find their rhythm... well, it really just comes down to whether Montoya starts driving like Raikkonen or vice versa. It would be pretty damn nice to actually see someone from McLaren standing on that podium once in a while, or even taking home the championship—we haven't seen that since 2001.😍 😍 🙂

Honestly, I have nothing but love for anyone out there rooting for McLaren 🙂

The season kicks off in March... though we all know we're just waiting to see if Mercedes can actually build an engine that lasts longer than half a race 😁

Joke! It’s gonna be wild with Raikkonen and Montoya on the grid. You've got the young, high-energy financier type paired with Montoya's legendary temper... Ferrari is in for a hell of a ride 🎉 🎉 🎉

EDIT: If you're absolutely going to swear, at least use some asterisks