Posts by Carol Campbell

Kid: Why do you even need a car?
Willie: What the hell are you even talking about?
Kid: This car.
Willie: Which turn am I looking for?
Kid: Sag Terrace. And where’s your sleigh?
Willie: In the shop, getting fixed up.
Kid: Where are the reindeer?
Willie: I put them in the stables. Am I turning left or right?
Kid: That way. Where's the stable?
Willie: Right next to the shop.
Kid: How do they sleep?
Willie: Who, the reindeer? They sleep standing up.
Kid: But the noise. How do they sleep through that?
Willie: What noise?
Kid: Coming from the shop.
Willie: Look, they only work during the day, alright?
Kid: I thought it was always night at the North Pole.
Willie: Well, not right now. It's daytime 24/7 currently.
Kid: Then how do they sleep?
Willie: Oh, man. Sag Terrace. Seriously, what is wrong with you? Did someone drop you on your fucking head?
Kid: On *my* head?
Willie: Yeah, obviously. What, you think they’re gonna drop you on someone else's head?
Kid: How could they drop me on my own head?
Willie: No, I didn't mean *onto* your... Ugh, god damn it! Are you fucking with me?

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