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Is marijuana actually a drug? in Health ·
It isn't even remotely a drug.

By any legitimate definition, a drug is an intoxicant that causes permanent, irreversible changes to the brain architecture, and marijuana simply does not function in that manner.🙂

Furthermore, all this nonsense regarding male impotence or female infertility is utter garbage. Back when I was a college student—my first time using it—I was practically drowning in smoke, yet I managed to father children without a single issue. The real culprit is the seeds; if you don't clean them out properly, they cause impotence.
Marijuana addiction is non-existent. If anything, the dependency is significantly lower than what one experiences with cigarettes or alcohol.

The true downside is that weed induces paranoia, leaving you perpetually focused on nothing but the worst-case scenarios...

As for everything else, I maintain my stance that alcohol is a far more devastating and dangerous substance than cannabis.
An intoxicated person poses a genuine threat to everyone around them, whereas have you ever actually heard of someone having a violent outburst specifically because they were high? Never.
I just got a fine from the MTA in Miscellaneous ·
To allow me to summarize this entire thread and present what I consider to be the most pragmatic solution:

The strategy is simple: travel with an empty transit card. When you are inevitably confronted by enforcement officers, you simply tap it then. There is absolutely nothing in the official regulations that explicitly forbids such an action. Furthermore, one can always employ a bit of cleverness and claim, "I actually had my pass on me earlier, but I misplaced it and completely forgot to tap in." At that point, they will likely just roll their eyes and let you go.

And that, quite frankly, is the extent of the wisdom required here.👋

🙂
I just got a fine from the MTA in Miscellaneous ·
driftingnomad68 said:Since Eric Wells3 is out here handing out advice like he’s some kind of expert, I have to wonder if the same logic applies to those damn news anchors over at ABC, or if they're just a bigger 😎 than the guy riding the MTA?

Well, you can always just claim you don't have any TV,😁

The reality is quite simple: he isn't permitted to step foot inside your home without your express permission. In fact, neither he nor the police are allowed to enter any part of your property—be it a garage, a vacation home, a shed, or absolutely anything else—without a valid COURT ORDER. And frankly, I highly doubt they are handing out warrants for such trivialities...
I just got a fine from the MTA in Miscellaneous ·
From this moment forward, anything you care to ask me will come at a price $1.75😁
I just got a fine from the MTA in Miscellaneous ·
Zelenbaba said:My thanks to 👍

well, obviously, you had to flash him everything you've got right out of the gate...
I just got a fine from the MTA in Miscellaneous ·
Ashley Reed49 said:Why on earth make this more complicated than it needs to be? She was traveling without a ticket, she failed to escape, she handed over her ID, and now she’s practically...

Well, perhaps a bit of hardening against the relentless grind of bureaucracy might actually serve her well, as she is certainly going to need it...

...rather than just wandering aimlessly through the world like some helpless amateur.🙂
I just got a fine from the MTA in Miscellaneous ·
Ashley Reed49 said:Just pay it. Before you know it, that debt is going to balloon into $167, and frankly, coughing up 150 bucks is a hell of a lot easier than facing a 500 dollar bill... plus there is more

If you actually file a formal appeal, they aren't even allowed to tack on those interest charges.😉
I just got a fine from the MTA in Miscellaneous ·
unknown said:My old man told me I should just ask him what his damn problem is and then tell him to shove it rather than giving him what he wants, and I was wondering if that’s actually allowed 😕

The whole thing is incredibly straightforward, yet you people insist on overcomplicating every single detail...

A ticket is your own private property, plain and simple. Naturally, you have every right to tell someone to get lost if they're bothering you about it...
Now, some legalistic types might argue that a ticket isn't strictly private property but rather a contractual agreement with Amtrak.
Even if we go by that logic, you still have the absolute right to tell them to beat it.
I just got a fine from the MTA in Miscellaneous ·
velvetpilot212 said:To hell with your moderator privileges and all that self-important intellectualism you claim to possess if you lack the basic cognitive capacity to read a single fifteen-line post from start to finish.

😁

The sheer quality of your response serves only to confirm my suspicion that you are operating with only half a brain.😉
I just got a fine from the MTA in Miscellaneous ·
velvetpilot212 said:To be perfectly honest, one half of my brain insists on constantly whispering that the laws governing this world ought to possess some semblance of logic or inherent purpose.

Well, you can take that precious little sense of logic and shove it straight up your backside. If that is how you intend to navigate the real world, you aren't going to get very far at all.🙂
I just got a fine from the MTA in Miscellaneous ·
unknown said:So, what you're actually suggesting is that the next time that woman is out in the city,
you should be tailing her on the MTA!
just keeping a constant eye on her whereabouts!

Heaven knows,
who knows if some sort of twisted hobby might actually emerge from such behavior.

I happen to ride the MTA alone when I head out... though it isn't as if I wouldn't be looking out for her.😍
I just got a fine from the MTA in Miscellaneous ·
Eric Wells3 said:So, here is the bottom line—if I am not some massive, intimidating guy, then none of those legal little nuggets you keep tossing around are actually going to do me any good. In fact, if I lack that physical dominance, there is barely anything in this entire society that I can even attempt to utilize, wouldn't you agree? Because at our core, we are nothing more than animals operating under the primitive principle of "might makes right," yet we stubbornly insist we aren't animals because we possess intelligence, and civilization, and culture, and all that other nonsense...😁
Yes, I will admit it; a certain level of bitterness is radiating from my very being.

As I was saying, your only real alternative is to stand there and beg for change from the passengers...
I just got a fine from the MTA in Miscellaneous ·
velvetpilot212 said:Sure, Eric Wells3, everything looks perfect on paper from a legal standpoint, but what about those aggressive transit officers? Those types who get right in your face, snatch the ticket out of your hand, and just act completely out of line? What am I supposed to do, call the police right then and there because some MTA officer is harassing me?

In situations like that, I honestly thank God that I am a fairly large man.😁😁

I’m joking, obviously... (or am I?😁)

The logical course of action would be to ask the bystanders around you to provide their identification as witnesses so you can take the individual to court. The only significant issue is that most people these days are absolute cowards who lack any shred of empathy for others, so I highly doubt anyone would actually step up to help you.😢

Your best Chance lies in asking the elderly; they tend to be much more seasoned when it comes to human interactions, they have plenty of free time, and they possess a heightened sensitivity toward injustice.

I once dealt with an officer who was incredibly arrogant because he was working with a partner; he snatched my ticket from me—which wasn't even validated, for heaven's sake😁—grabbed my arm, and tried to start a physical altercation. In response, I drove my elbow straight into his jaw, which sent the other officer running for the hills, and I barely managed to avoid hitting the wall myself.😁
I just got a fine from the MTA in Miscellaneous ·
Linda Booth28 said:It’s like someone just snatched your wallet right out from under you the second you reached for your ticket to show them.

Yeah right🙄

That’s exactly what I’ll be saying when my utility bills start piling up on the kitchen table...🙄
I just got a fine from the MTA in Miscellaneous ·
Arthur Barnes said:So, let me get this straight: you don't have the legal right to grab someone by the arm if they commit a minor infraction, yet you're somehow permitted to beat someone to death just because they held your arm while you were already in the middle of committing a lesser offense?

Precisely.🙂

Here is a little hint for those struggling to grasp the concept: just because you committed an infraction doesn't mean anyone else is suddenly granted permission to retaliate against you in kind.😉

P.S. This isn't some localized absurdity unique to our corner of the world; it's the standard legal reality across the entire Western world.👋
I just got a fine from the MTA in Miscellaneous ·
NeVeR said:Are you actually serious? LOL... I think I'll just go ahead and mess with the air traffic controllers.😬

I am being entirely serious. That whole subject was thoroughly debated on the Legal Forum ages ago, so if you really need to obsess over the specifics, go ahead and scavenge for details over there.
I just got a fine from the MTA in Miscellaneous ·
unknown said:I found myself venturing into NYC yesterday for an excursion, and I decided to take the subway. We were quite reasonable about it, really—we purchased one-way tickets for our journey. Yet, in a stroke of pure, unadulterated misfortune, we were intercepted on our return trip by the most repulsive, slimy transit official I have ever had the displeasure of encountering. This individual had the audacity to slap us with fines, completely disregarding the rather poignant tale we shared regarding our situation. You see, we are merely students from Indianapolis who had become hopelessly turned around in this massive, sprawling metropolis, and several kind souls had gone out of their way at the very last moment to direct us toward this specific train so that we wouldn't miss our connecting bus. But no, this sleazy character simply didn't care. He was just a truly vile individual... you all know exactly the type I’m talking about.

You are completely out of your mind, truly.😁😁 Here is the legal perspective on this matter:

When one considers the legal ramifications of this entire situation, specifically regarding the authority of the air traffic controller, one finds oneself navigating a labyrinth of complex regulations that most people simply fail to grasp. It is quite frankly exhausting to witness how often the fundamental principles of oversight are disregarded by those who believe they are above the rules established by the FAA. One must maintain a certain level of decorum when discussing such matters, yet I find the current lack of accountability to be utterly infuriating. There is a precise line between operational discretion and blatant negligence, and it seems we are drifting further away from that line with every passing day. It simply does not exist.To be perfectly blunt, he is absolutely nothing—a total nonentity, a complete void, a zero, zilch, nada, absolutely nothing at all.
Just an ordinary citizen possessing exactly the same level of authority as you do.
He possesses absolutely no legal authority to conduct a search of your person, nor are you under any obligation whatsoever to present him with identification. In principle, he has no right to demand that you accompany him downstairs—though, I suppose, one might choose to comply simply to avoid causing a scene on the MTA.

In any functioning, civilized nation where order actually matters, you would see an undercover officer standing right there next to the air traffic controller. It’s basic oversight.
It is a profound relief that we have not devolved into a truly dysfunctional nation.😁😁😁

If a transit officer actually grabs you by the arm and physically prevents you from leaving, you are looking at a massive legal nightmare. I am telling you right now, that isn't just a minor disagreement over a fare; that is a serious escalation of force. If an official on the MTA decides to lay hands on you to stop you from walking away, they have crossed a line that leads straight to a lawsuit. You aren't just dealing with a ticket anymore; you are dealing with an unlawful detention. It is absolutely outrageous how some of these people think they can exert that kind of physical dominance over citizens just because of a transit dispute. If that happens, you don't just stand there—you make sure everyone knows exactly what kind of overreach is occurring. Everything is absolutely correct. It is quite literally guaranteed by the Constitution that you could beat him senseless like a rented mule, assuming, of course, that you aren't currently feeling particularly sluggish or out of shape.😁 You ought to go out and gather witnesses from your circle to support your case before initiating a lawsuit against him. It is quite simple, really: by engaging in such behavior, he is directly infringing upon your fundamental right to freedom of movement.
The so-called concept of a "citizen's arrest"—that scenario where you hear a silent alarm trigger at a Chase branch, see some guy sprinting out with a bag of cash, and suddenly feel entitled to tackle him until the police arrive—is fundamentally flawed in its application. Such an action only carries legitimate weight when dealing with the most egregious felonies, such as homicide, armed robbery, or sexual assault. When applied to something as trivial as a transit fare inspector, it ceases to be a matter of public safety and becomes nothing more than an unjustified infringement on an individual's liberty.

Should you find yourself in a situation where an inspector pulls you aside next time and demands to see your identification, I suggest you pose a singular, pointed question: "Are you a sworn police officer?" If his response is anything other than a definitive yes, then you simply offer him a polite "goodbye" and walk away. It is quite that simple, really, provided one maintains their composure.👋And you should absolutely take your own side on this matter. Honestly, if someone makes the claim that they are an officer, you ought to demand that they produce their badge immediately.

P.S. If you and your friend actually possess a shred of backbone, your best course of action would be to deny everything once you stand before the judge; simply assert, with absolute certainty, that you have never laid eyes on the individual in your entire lives.
One should strictly adhere to the principle that verbal sparring is only permissible if one is addressing a police officer; otherwise, there is absolutely no reason to engage in such trivialities.😉
Count me in! in Lonely Hearts ·
Diogenes once uttered a rather famous sentiment—if I may be permitted to paraphrase his exact wording: "When everything begins to spiral downward, when every glimmer of hope has been extinguished, and when no exit from the current predicament is even remotely in sight, then one ought to pray to God for the strength to endure whatever comes next with slightly less suffering"😁
Once upon a time... in Lonely Hearts ·
The reason I never fall head over heels quite so haphazardly is because I possess an infallible companion who transmits a distinct signal straight to my brain, essentially whispering, "you are in love." Only once that occurs do I allow myself to succumb, knowing with absolute certainty that this is the definitive moment.😍
The hottest thread on this forum! in Close to Politics ·
silentridge8 said:I have an idea, but feel free to correct me if I'm wrong. Though, honestly, what even is this nonsense? 😳

The Gefufna is essentially some sort of low-level charlatan type, 😁

And frankly, your little outburst doesn't mean a damn thing to anyone. 😁