Posts by silentridge8

quietdriver3 said:Long live Marshall!

🙂 This is a topic for the black-clad fanatics. I went ahead and started a thread for you over there, where you can just stare at a picture of Broz. 🎉

ruggedsailor25 said:I’m already completely frazzled. Mickey stumbled upon some incomprehensible mystic cult, and once he saw Madonna practicing Kabbalah, he decided it was his calling.

Before this, she pulled a muscle during yoga and went on a massive buying spree for scented incense sticks. It all led to this nonsense she’s coddling now—and because of her leg, she’ll be stuck at home for another two months.

It’s basically a pyramid scheme; anyone who converts to her "mystic" beliefs is required to cough up 10 bucks.

Once everyone in the States starts worshipping Kabbalah, we can finally establish Mysticland. 😲

🤣

The old Soviet Union was already a floating state—a nation dreaming of the 😬 Future, especially since our neighbors have pyramids built by Pharaoh Joe. I propose we divide things up: the biggest American gets the most, and the largest American gets the rest. We’ll judge based on how fast someone can quote Nationalists leaders, or who can vandalize more partisan monuments in record time. In this context, Joseph Cruz90 could provide yoga sessions to help increase the flexibility of 🙂 Mason and Sanders’s young recruits. As for them, we can ship them off to whatever escort service they use in Thailand, so the European Union can compliment us on our entrepreneurial spirit. Per the guys' request, they can wear pointed bras 👍

Joseph Cruz90 said:No, obviously not. I’m practically "undercover." When I'm walking around Washington, D.C., I exclusively wear shirts featuring the leader's face. 😎

That just won't work. Since I'm not out beating up Romans every time I stroll through D.C., I really should try to project some sense of cosmopolitanism. So, I'd ask you to please put on one of those many "I am a Mexican" shirts you have. If possible, write it in Cyrillic—and honestly, adding a little nationalist insignia wouldn't hurt either. 🙂

Joseph Cruz90 said:That's all I've got. 😬

I assume you aren't wandering the streets of Washington, D.C.... dealing with an angry Susan?! 😲

Alister said:It doesn't want me; I am Aiwass.

😲 Blefiras 😁

ruggedsailor25 said:😂 😂 😂

So you're mocking my patriotism now? 😢 You clearly haven't seen how good I look in latex. 😁

ruggedsailor25 said:Just another masochist from the East? 🙂 It's not like things are going to explode, right? 😬

I couldn't tell you. Personally, I’m strictly motivated by the prosperity of my beloved homeland, America, which is why I'm currently on a top-secret assignment abroad. 🙂 When I head back home to the States, you might recognize me by my tongue piercing—a symbol of the pain I’m willing to endure for America—paired with black boots and a tight latex outfit. I don't always have it on me, though. 🥳 I keep in touch with Joseph Cruz90 just so I can pretend to be all tolerant and "ultra-urban," provided that Joseph Cruz90 wears a T-shirt that says "I am a Mexican." 🙂 As for his temperament, I wouldn't know; he'd have to answer that one himself. 😁

ruggedsailor25 said:Terrible sense of humor. Where on earth did you pick that up?

Nah, I just wanted to point out how transparent you actually are. Maybe tone down the ego a bit before you end up getting humbled.

And honestly, my favorite type is people like you who immediately fold into nothing but emojis and mindless little faces the second things get real.

Joseph Cruz90 seems a little worked up regarding you 🙂

Patriot said:Americans are the absolute worst.

I honestly have more respect for fascists than I do for Americans. At least a fascist is upfront about hating you and wanting you dead. An American, on the other hand, plays nice, spinning these fairy tales about brotherhood and unity between Americans, Albanians, and Muslims...

Those Americans are just bottom-of-the-barrel trash.

All those fascists, and then we ended up rising up ourselves 🙂

Joseph Cruz90 said:(...)Well, it's just that long-term Mexican policy of besieging forums... you noticed that correctly. The first phase has already begun. They're seizing the line between major US sites—like Reddit and something similar—to establish the Great Internet Forum, which will serve as a Mexican puppet digital territory. In the second phase, that line shifts toward the northern zone servers to set up a fiber optic transversal that will cut right through American internet space. After that, it'll be easy. American online space will be on its knees. The moderators will play a huge role here; they're our undercover players... if you've been watching lately, only new people are coming in (those are our people, don't tell anyone)...(...)

I won't betray you by posting here that you're from Washington, D.C. Look, you Mexicans can try to conquer as much as you want, but we're going to hit back. We've already installed a Muslim-puppet as a moderator just to ensure the mods are working for you... it's all part of the deal, coordinated with those Wall types who rule Europe from basements in a Swiss bank. But don't worry; even though you're from Washington, D.C., rather than somewhere like Valjevo... you can still get in on the action. You could, for instance, become an honorary forum member of Mexican nationality. Of course, Mathematician and GoTo are also competing for influence; I should warn you though, because GoTo is already bribing people with plum brandy, so you'll need to move fast.

bozanstvena333 Asks:
😬 Write me a haiku about being broke—specifically, how much I need this DVD just to keep the winter blues at bay and stop some guys from feeling like they need to step up and buy me something. Honestly, men should be the ones footing the bill for gifts anyway; they’re always whining about getting useless junk from their wives on those "men only" forums. If I posted this question over on the guys' board, I’d probably have a gift arriving via priority mail by tomorrow morning, even if it came from my biggest fan out in Phoenix.😬

Now that you mention it... my buddy Fica is actually celebrating his 124th birthday today. 🙂 I haven’t really hung out in the guys' section before. To be honest, the men around here always strike me as being a little stingy. 🤔

Spawn said:Of course I think it's great; I spent all of fifteen minutes coming up with it 😁.. whatever, I'm heading to bed.. if Rambo decides to show up, someone grab me a Starbucks 😁.. goodnight Perdita and you right-wing crowd 👋 😁

Lake Night 🙂 👋

Sweet/Bitter said:Go ahead and party without me. I don't really vibe with certain people, so I'm just passing through to say hi. Besides, I'm not much for that fancy kosher wine—I'd much rather stick to our local stuff back home.

UBR: Think of those snacks as your version of Lay's chips from a good deli. 😁

Fair enough then: if you ever feel the urge to join in, you can always just do a little solo jig in your hallway so you don't have to deal with the crowd you don't like.😁

silenthawk11 said:WeMu + silentridge8 = silentridge8 WeMuta.

😁

If we're being honest, this is closer to reality:

WeMu = silentridge8 = silentridge8 WeMuta.

😁

And yet, nobody’s ever bothered to explain why I turn out to be such a carbon copy of WeMu. 😕

Jacob Moore61 said:my little girl doesn't have any sense
but don't let that ruin your mood.. OH BOY!!! 😁

I think that pretty much sums up the whole situation 😁

This is a total steal!! 🎉 Just a little grease goes a long way 🙂

Nathan Bailey65 said:The harvest festival was last year, and the grape stomping is only two months away. Luckily, we can still catch some of that vibe here.
Luckily, it won't be long before the new vintage 😁

PS: I've got some pork cracklings here, 🍿 just keeping them in a popcorn bag so the group doesn't notice—I haven't got much left.

That’s a smart way to look at it, but there’s still plenty of prosciutto left at the fair: just hurry up before the foodies polish it all off. And what are cracklings? 🤔 There's wine too, and it's perfectly kosher. 🙂

Jacob Moore61 said:but I'll make sure to reward all that hard work and suffering! 🙂 😁

I’d be happier with a gang. Or maybe just a DVD box set of season eight. 🎉

Why didn't you grab some prosciutto while you were at it? 😕

And who’s going to pick up the tab for the season eight DVD? I didn't even realize it existed until recently.

🎉

Michael Sullivan3 said:Wemita. 😁 😁

Where even is this Wem guy?

So, according to the rules, we're talking about Rambo, silentridge8, spot WeMit, and WeM. Beyond that, there's just nothing else to go on. 🙂