Posts by wearyowl29

20205

Daniel Chase13 said:Oh, Elvis, I see you're still deep in character, playing out this little fantasy where you're battling Nemruth—our resident forum contrarian. 👍

You're doing a great job, honestly. It's convincing, and your dedication is impressive. 🙂

Are you planning to include all this "method acting" as an atheist and other various adversaries in your upcoming book?

🤦
Oh, absolutely. Everyone is just standing around in awe right now. I know, it’s such a massive boost for your ego.

Enjoy those 20,022 views and all that imaginary applause.

Daniel Chase13 said:Have you guys noticed that the thread about Elvis Presley is constantly sitting right at the top of the subforum? It’s actually hit nearly 20,200 views! 🍿

I see you’re having a blast with this, Elvis—here’s view number 20,201 just to give that ego of yours a little boost.
Look at you now, all grown up and acting tough, like you aren't scared of anything anymore!

Daniel Chase13 said:So, Elvis Presley shared a video from his local Catholic parish over in the suburbs of Chicago—it shows some folks from Canada who have settled in the area hanging out together. You’ll want to pay close attention toward the end of the video, somewhere after the 18:30 mark. There's this priest—originally from the Midwest, by the way—who's just having a blast, dancing along to traditional Canadian folk dances with his parishioners who moved here from Canada. It's actually quite heartwarming to see. I should also mention a little detail: most of these families have at least three or four kids—which really explains why these specific neighborhoods and parishes are so full of life and growing so quickly. https://www.facebook.com/duspara.elv...0791591108171/

Come on, Jack!

Thomas Nelson25 said:The vibe's gotta be spot on

...but honestly? The crew is pure chaos.

Charles Gonzalez19 said:In a few different videos—which Daniel Chase13 has been busy promoting like crazy—Elvis Presley mentioned that he doesn't pray the Rosary because, in his eyes, it’s basically just idolatry or straight-up Satanism. He’s caught right between those outbursts of misogyny and racism that Daniel Chase13 is so eager to back up.

I know 👍

Daniel Chase13 isn't Elvis Presley, he just happens to be his biggest fan in every possible way... but hey, who are we to judge how two people show their affection?

Daniel Chase13 said:Elvis Presley, you’re doing a fantastic job playing your imaginary opponent—our very own forum regular, wearyowl29.

By all means, carry on.

Actually, this would make great material for a new book.

As for your question—do I pray for Elvis Presley? Well, I certainly don't mind doing it. And while I'm pretty sure the doctrines of the Catholic Church don't strictly mandate it for you (but hey, I'm just asking out of pure curiosity), what about you?

Fantastic news—Elvis Presley is alive and kicking, probably saying his prayers right now!👍

Daniel Chase13 said:Elvis Presley... honestly, this tactic you've adopted is quite something—you really lean into playing the part of your online rival, constantly poking and prodding.

It’ll make for some great material, though—maybe even a whole chapter in your next book. I think people would find it pretty fascinating to read about how a man can get so deeply invested in playing out an argument with his female opponent.

So, tell me, will you actually mention being under the name wearyowl29 in the book, or are you going to give her a different pseudonym entirely?

It doesn't hurt, but it sure does defy logic.
Keep it up, Elvis Presley!

Do you actually say grace before meals?

Daniel Chase13 said:Nemruth Dag... wait, I mean Elvis Presley, you’re doing such a fantastic job playing both sides of the fence by pretending Nemruth Dag is some big rival of yours.
If you decide to dive into these little psychological experiments in your next book—basically detailing how you play out these imaginary battles with characters like Nemruth Dag—I think people would be even more hooked on buying your work.
It's a clever tactic, really. Honestly, sticking to this approach might just be your best sales strategy yet. 👍

You seriously have a problem here, even if you're totally unfazed by it.

Daniel Chase13 said:The user wearyowl29 is actually one of those people who plays the part of Elvis Presley's opponent on this forum.
It’s really just an experiment by Elvis Presley—getting into character as an atheist or any of his other critics.

Nemrspara... excuse me, Elvis Presley, are you going to write about what it's actually like to inhabit the role of your online female rival in your next book?

Honestly, everyone finally sees through you and Elvis Presley after all that constant self-congratulation. Now, those little projects of yours are actually going to start selling!

Person A - am I Elvis Presley?

Person B - am I Elvis Presley?

Person C - am I Elvis Presley?

Daniel Chase13 is actually Elvis Presley and he's "bragging way too much"!

That’s wonderful, Daniel Chase13! We are all just sitting on the edge of our seats waiting for your book to take the American market by storm.

Daniel Chase13 said:You know, unknown... this Elvis Presley guy is doing a pretty convincing job playing the part of his opposition.

I was wondering, do you think you'll ever put together a video about this little experiment of yours—you know, diving deep into the roles of those forum skeptics and all your other "rivals"?

It's just us against the world—well, maybe a billion of us!🤣

Keep it up, Elvis Presley, keep it going...

Daniel Chase13 said:Hey, wearyowl29... honestly, Elvis Presley, you play the part of your opponent so convincingly. You really are quite the actor. 👍

Daniel Chase13, you’re on a roll! Everyone is tuned in, watching your every move, and this whole community is just captivated by you.
Keep going...

Daniel Chase13 said:It’s actually pretty cool how much we're in sync on this one. 👍

By the way, have you guys noticed that the thread about Elvis Presley has already racked up over 18,000 views? It seems to be sitting right at the top of the subforum constantly, too.

The absolute peak of peaks! Forum bliss at its finest—we're all just out here bowing down to Elvis Presley!

For Elvis Presley, this is huge. Honestly, more important than saying my daily prayers...😉.

Daniel Chase13 said:Now, Elvis Presley... honestly, you play the role of your opponent so well—and you certainly have an imagination when it comes to coming up with these little jabs.
Not bad at all! Just keep it up. 👍

Those Lučspar remedies aren't meant to be wasted... put them to good use!

Daniel Chase13 said:Nemrut..., honestly, this Elvis Presley guy—you’re doing such a dedicated job playing the antagonist.
It’s actually getting better as the years go by; you've really mastered the role. Well, Elvis, Elvis. 👍

Are the meds finally wearing off, Elvis?

Zachary Cox69 said:Anyone who truly understands they messed up doesn't need an extra slap on the wrist.
It's like a kid crying, "Mom, please forgive me for failing my classes, I promise it won't happen again!" And you respond, "Okay, I forgive you, I see you're sorry, but I'm still going to give you a good whipping."
That's a pretty strange way to treat someone you actually love.

What kind of music are we even talking about here? We don't really know what it'll be like when we meet God—the Bible doesn't go into much detail on that. I just trust that a good God will make sure everything is alright.

Hardly anyone ever admits they were wrong, let alone actually changes their ways after getting called out. I guess "psychology" just isn't your thing, huh?

What else are you going to do, just sit around and watch everyone else live their lives?
You'll be playing the flute for eternity!🤣

The Bible doesn't really give us a play-by-play description of Heaven, yet everyone seems so certain it exists.
That whole idea of an imaginaran, static state of the soul is just part of that deep-seated desire to spend forever playing the flute and gazing upon Jesus. It’s the only thing you guys have left...

Daniel Chase13 said:Nemruspara... or should I say, Elvis, you really are quite the actor.
It’s actually pretty impressive how easily you can step into the shoes of a female forum user just to argue a completely different point than your own.

You clearly have a knack for getting inside the heads of your opponents—those atheist fundamentalists. 👍

Elvis, you might need to see a doctor pronto...

Zachary Cox69 said:And what’s so weird about that?
If someone you actually love asks for forgiveness—and I mean real, heartfelt forgiveness—you'll forgive them, sure. But you're also going to tell them they need to kneel on corn kernels for 100 days, fast for 40, whip themselves, and eat nothing but vegetables for two years or something.
If your kid begs for forgiveness for something, you're going to make them suffer through penance for years before they finally earn that mercy. Honestly, this version of "mercy" you're preaching makes me sick.

Look, I'm not talking down to you, but seriously, take a page out of my book... if you've got nobody else to learn from.

It isn't about being "merciful." It's about realizing when a mistake was made.
Self-regulation is way more beneficial than any punishment could ever be. It’s all about that internal realization that your behavior was off.

That's how you see it, right? That once you pass away, you'll just be floating around listening to Jesus's playlist and angels singing forever.
But let me tell you, the very first thing that happens is you get brought back down to earth to learn some discipline...
because life isn't some one-time trip to a music festival; it's a bloody, difficult school meant to prepare you for eternity.