urbanotter said:So, how many acres is this guy in that Small town in the Midwest actually farming, considering he dropped nearly $5 million on a new tractor? He even went as far as telling reporters—which feels a bit dishonest if you ask me—that the machine would pay for itself in four or five years just by cutting down on labor costs.
He must be planting marijuana then, since you're claiming there's no money to be made in corn or wheat.
Now, I see a colleague mentioning that ExxonMobil isn't using Russian oil, which makes me wonder why there's been a massive oil tanker sitting anchored right outside of Urine for days. To make things weirder, the people at the refinery in Urine called it "Čermak," which, as everyone knows, is the entity Crodux sold to ExxonMobil.
I'm just a simple guy who usually fills up at Shell, but all that blue diesel comes straight from the Urine refinery.
I mean, at least half of it is ours, so the government should at least get a little cut from it.
Maybe that's why my engine coughs every once in a while. Or maybe it's just the guys on my boat consuming too much beer, because they claim they can see Putin's face staring back at them in the exhaust smoke.
Have you noticed anything strange, or have your local folks seen any bloody figures appearing in the exhaust fumes?
I heard a rumor that starting next year, foreign investors will be allowed to buy up land here in the States.
Given how much the Midwest region has been hollowed out lately, I'm genuinely curious to see who is actually going to swoop in and settle there.
And man, imagine the chaos if we hadn't imposed those sanctions on Russia.
We all know how things ought to be done, regardless of the consequences.🙏
The folks out there purchasing those top-of-the-line machines usually pull it off through capital investment tax credits. That sticker price you see? That’s just the starting point. Once the subsidies kick in, the actual cost drops by anywhere from 40% to 90%. Of course, that percentage fluctuates wildly depending on how close you are to the drilling sites or which specific district you operate in. When you're looking at a potential 90% rebate, the logic becomes simple: why wouldn't you buy the most expensive model available? Even if you don't strictly need the extra capacity, it doesn't matter. You get to spend a few days acting like the big shot in a small Midwestern town. And for some people, that status is everything. Honestly, if you're going to play the game, you might as well go all in.
The Midwest region was sold off long ago. There isn't a single acre of free land left to buy, yet prices have been climbing steadily for years. We aren't quite at Western European levels yet, but the trajectory is unmistakable. To survive in today's economy, you have to maintain high productivity—which means farming massive acreage—otherwise, you’re invisible. You might as well walk away rather than operate at a loss only to drown in debt. Rationality in investment is the only way forward. It is pure folly to sink capital into machinery if those machines spend most of their time sitting idle in a shed. The more hours they pull throughout the year, the better the ROI. At the end of the day, every producer has to engineer their own setup to suit their specific needs.
We have implemented sanctions, just like any other civilized nation that refuses to tolerate aggression in Europe during the 21st century. I have no idea how this will all play out in the end—but we are operating on a very simple principle here. If the Russians want to indulge their delusions, they can try to realize them somewhere else; at least they actually have territory to work with. Ultimately, everything rests on the Ukrainians. If they want their independence, they’ve unfortunately been forced into a position where they must die to achieve it. We are here to help as much as we possibly can, but they will undoubtedly bear the heaviest burden. That goes for them, and for every Russian soldier whom Putin has sent straight to a slaughterhouse.