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Monaco GP - May 29, 2022 @ 3:00 PM in Formula 1 ·
What a tactical masterpiece 🤦
Ferrari legends, I knew they’d find a brilliant way to screw up this season 🙏
It was actually pretty weird that every single race this season hasn't been such a tactical disaster...

AM's strategy is pure fantasy too 🤦
Pokte, what on earth were you experimenting with in Monaco? 🤦

Well, at least I'm happy for Perez and Sainz 🙏
They really needed this one 👍😁
Monaco GP - May 29, 2022 @ 3:00 PM in Formula 1 ·
Ashley Ramirez4 said:Man, you clearly haven't seen the standing water out there—even SC had issues and they weren't even pushing it.

Scuderia Ferrari is part of it, sure...
But the real nightmare is starting on cold tires—tires that get even colder because the Safety Car is painfully slow...

Just look at the races where it starts raining after the lights go out; they manage to drive through to the end without these kinds of issues...
Monaco GP - May 29, 2022 @ 3:00 PM in Formula 1 ·
Beautiful July 🤦
Delayed start and rolling behind the 🙂SC
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Still checking the LT; half the feed is just people posting memes while the other half is actually following the race.
And here come the absolute vultures, circling the SC like they own the place. 🤦
Monaco GP - May 29, 2022 @ 3:00 PM in Formula 1 ·
silverviper44 said:If those laws were absolute, Pastor Maldonado would never have snatched a pole position and a race win, yet there we were.

Everything just aligns perfectly at the right moment, and suddenly you get a result that defies any logical explanation.

It's happened countless times in Formula 1 history, and it'll happen again.

It could happen at any race, but on street circuits? The odds actually go up...

Because on a track like Monaco, it’s totally plausible for everyone to screw up except for one person who hits the perfect lap on the right tires with a flawless setup for the weather...
And hey, in theory, even someone in Williams Racing could grab pole and then just hold everyone off during the race.
Monaco GP - May 29, 2022 @ 3:00 PM in Formula 1 ·
Patrick Newman5 said:Formula canceled because of rain 🙏

Are you kidding me? What a joke.

It wasn't the rain. It was because the Americans—aka Liberty Mutual—bought the whole thing. 🤦
Monaco GP - May 29, 2022 @ 3:00 PM in Formula 1 ·
Linda Peterson43 said:The laws of physics simply don't allow you to "squeeze more out of a car than its actual potential"...
That is exactly what I am getting at... 🙂

Spot on...
But honestly, you can still qualify a car in a position it has absolutely no business being in based on pure speed...

It works both ways—good or bad.
Monaco GP - May 29, 2022 @ 3:00 PM in Formula 1 ·
fadedwalker18 said:Well, looks like the rain has finally let up....... 👎👎

It barely even fell...
It’s all there, just without the wet part. 🙄

Now they’re probably just waiting for a massive downpour so they can scrap the race and push it to tomorrow. 🙂🤦

Liberty Media is absolutely clueless. 🙄
If the race had actually started on time at 2:00 PM like it was supposed to, everything would have gone fine.
Monaco GP - May 29, 2022 @ 3:00 PM in Formula 1 ·
Linda Peterson43 said:How exactly does one manage to extract more performance from a car than its inherent design should allow? 🙂

If you’re driving near-perfectly—or just straight-up perfect—hitting your marks exactly when everyone else is busy blowing it...

Let’s be real—Aston Martin didn't stand a chance at breaking into the top 10. But looking at Alfa Romeo, AT, McLaren, and especially Ricciardo, Alpine, Bottas, and Gasly? Yeah, they definitely had business being up there.
Honestly, I’m starting to wonder if Aston Martin even had the pace to make it into Q2.
Monaco GP - May 29, 2022 @ 3:00 PM in Formula 1 ·
Leclerc was carrying way too much fuel yesterday...
You could really see it when he messed up his weigh-in. When he missed the scale and those Ferrari mechanics had to push him back, you’d naturally expect them to just shove him straight into the garage to top off the tank. Instead, they swapped his tires and sent him right back out!

Basically, he had enough extra fuel during that first lap to cover at least three more laps (the out-lap, the flyer, and the in-lap), which is a massive amount of reserve to be lugging around...
Monaco GP - May 29, 2022 @ 3:00 PM in Formula 1 ·
Vettel and his engineer's radio chat 🤣

Engineer: Seb, you need to pull over, there's a red flag...
Seb: Confused, why should I stop? I just passed the spot!
Engineer: Man, the track is blocked at Turn 8, an Alpine hit the wall.
Seb: It wasn't Turn 8, it was Turn 6. And it wasn't Alonso, it was an Alpine hitting the wall.
Engineer: Wait, what? It's Turn 8, and it wasn't Alonso, it was Perez...
Seb: Look, it's definitely Turn 6 and it's definitely Alonso. I just drove right past him...
And then he pulls up right behind Sainz and Perez 😁
Monaco GP - May 29, 2022 @ 3:00 PM in Formula 1 ·
rapidstag2 said:Perhaps the stewards will manage to find some evidence on the magnetic tape, assuming they haven't wiped everything clean already. 🙏 It certainly doesn't appear to be his finest day.

As far as I can tell, Charles Leclerc has already secured tomorrow's victory; he really just needs to ensure he gets the car back home in one piece. 😁

Or maybe he just lost George's number, or George had no signal. 🤔
Monaco GP - May 29, 2022 @ 3:00 PM in Formula 1 ·
What are you even saying, Fortin? Ferrari hitting a wall? 🙂
It looks like Red Bull Racing will be faster into a wall today, only to be slower tomorrow. 😁

I actually want rain tomorrow 👋
so I can sit back and watch them all get absolutely smoked by Sebastian Vettel. 😳
Monaco GP - May 29, 2022 @ 3:00 PM in Formula 1 ·
fadedwalker18 said:There's still plenty of spark left in Sebastian Vettel. 👍

Gotta get Tibby something nice for their birthday. 😁
Monaco GP - May 29, 2022 @ 3:00 PM in Formula 1 ·
Sebastian Vettel🙏
Damn, he never lets me down in Monaco 🙏
I still have absolutely no clue how that clown actually managed to scrape into Q3 😲
Monaco GP - May 29, 2022 @ 3:00 PM in Formula 1 ·
Linda Peterson43 said:Sebastian Vettel and Kimi Räikkönen, equal odds…

If Kimi were actually here, maybe he’d even...🤣

Even if Vettelko wins again 😁
It's all about the date... Because whenever Vettel races on this specific day, Tibi stays up celebrating late into the night 🙂
Monaco GP - May 29, 2022 @ 3:00 PM in Formula 1 ·
graniteharbor502 said:Leclerc hasn't actually finished a single race in Monaco, even when looking back at his time in the lower tiers of competition. Meanwhile, Max took home the trophy in the last 🙄

And does Ferrari also get a free pass for smashing into Monaco walls or taking out other drivers like Max does if they win this year? 🙂

Itutek, I'm having serious déjà vu here 🙄
Pokte, why would I bother arguing with DMW again? 🤦
Monaco GP - May 29, 2022 @ 3:00 PM in Formula 1 ·
graniteharbor502 said:There truly isn't anyone faster than him when it comes to the wall.🤣

The shadow of an owl was making fun of him for having a massive head....

I don't feel like doing the math, but honestly, Max could probably hit the wall more often in Monaco than Leclerc does and still be fine.
Monaco GP - May 29, 2022 @ 3:00 PM in Formula 1 ·
Sebastian Vettel is going to pull this off...
Everyone at the sportsbook ☕

Look, I know this makes zero sense and sounds totally unhinged, but I’ve got my reasons 😁

Predictions from the future by stormybadger8 🧐
F1 Imola GP: April 24th @ 3 PM ET in Formula 1 ·
James Harris34 said:You pretty much nailed everything except the most important part: Lewis Hamilton didn't cause those crashes in Germany, Belgium, Valencia, or Brazil. Plus, his car gave out while he was leading in Singapore and Abu Dhabi.
So, how is Lewis actually at fault for missing the title that year?

He’s at fault using that same flawed logic everyone else gets blamed with...
He had the fastest car, yet he didn't win the title...
And he didn't just miss it; he wasn't even in the fight by the end.

Look, if we don't give other drivers the benefit of the doubt when their engines blow, their cars catch fire, or the hydraulics/alternator goes haywire...
then why on earth would we suddenly start making excuses just for Lewis?
And apparently, when it's him, we stop looking at mechanical failures and start ignoring collisions too because "it wasn't his fault."🙂
F1 Imola GP: April 24th @ 3 PM ET in Formula 1 ·
James Harris34 said:First off, Red Bull Racing grabbed pole position in 15 out of 18 races back in 2010. Second, from what I recall, Vettel actually made some mistakes during the 2010 and 2012 seasons. Meanwhile, Hamilton lost his shot at the title in 2012 because his car broke down two or three times at critical moments—moments where those exact points ended up going to Vettel.

Look, there's no debate: the McLaren was easily the fastest car on the grid in 2012. Whatever people feel the need to lie about regarding that, or whatever nonsense they swallowed from the British media, is their business...
But oh, look at that! In that same season, somehow Hamilton walked away with the most PPs (and McLaren, obviously, had them too). Even Button managed to snag one, despite being pretty mediocre in qualifying—though he always made up for it during the actual race...
And wouldn't you know it? That same Button actually pulled off a PP with that McLaren, even though he could barely scrape a decent starting position even when he was driving that monster Brawn 2009...
It’s a total miracle: 2012 saw an insane amount of front-row starts. Seriously, 2012 had by far the highest number of starts from the top two rows. 🙂
The funniest part? Webber finished only 5th in the championship that year. What a shocker, right? And he was driving a dominant car. 🙂

And oh, get this: in his entire career, Button's wins came in the Brawn 2009, the McLaren 2010,2011,2012, and one more in the Honda 2006...
Aside from 2009, most of them happened in 2012 and 2011...

Bottom line: Button basically peaked during the 2011 and 2012 seasons, which were his best years outside of 2009. Though if you look at certain stats, 2012 might have actually been better than 2009. Ridiculous. :boleščinateška:...