Posts by Joseph Cruz90

ruggedsailor25 said:A real pop culture scholar, I see! 😬

So basically, if you aren't listening to Madonna, you're automatically into trashy country music. You're one of a kind... 🙏

Which trashy country anthem by "Madonna" is your favorite?

ruggedsailor25 said:What about the girl in the spiked bra?

Wait, does she actually exist? 😲Where are these spikes coming from—out of some commander's eyes or something?

ruggedsailor25 said:Or maybe Madonna doesn't even wear that anymore?

Who's Madonna?

silentridge8 said:I bet you don't walk the streets of Washington, D.C.... especially with a furious Susan on your tail?! 😲

No, obviously not. I'm practically "undercover"—all I wear through D.C. are shirts with the dictator's face on them. 😎

bozanstvena333 said:😬 he's getting ready just like his namesake Cromley—his master is totally losing it...😬

He won't touch me—I am Aiwass.

W&S said:So let me guess your life story—you go to some fancy Ivy League school in Austria, your parents are basically high-level executives at ExxonMobil with endless money, and you're one of those globalist types. You can't stand the small-town nationalist vibe here and just wish we could all be buddies again across the old neighborhood...

Good guess?

You hit the nail on the head. 👍

Spot Perdita said:I only keep in touch with Joseph Cruz90 just to play the part—you know, pretending I'm all tolerant and progressive... but only if Joseph Cruz90 wears a shirt that says "I am a Mexican"🙂

That’s pretty much all I deal with. 😬

ruggedsailor25 said:Just another masochist from the East? 🙂 It's not like everything's gonna explode, right? 😬

From the East? Honey, I'm thousands of miles west of you... 😘

ruggedsailor25 said:Zero sense of humor—where did you even learn that?

Told you already. Correspondence school for spies in Vienna. We cover stuff like "humor, pranks, and sarcasm as tactical tools against a superior enemy" during our second year of undercover ops training...

ruggedsailor25 said:No, I just wanted to show you how transparent you are. Stop acting so big, or you're gonna get knocked down fast.

Just don't hit me. I'll head straight over to where the frontier force barracks are located...

ruggedsailor25 said:And my favorite type—the ones who instantly fold into little rolling emojis and harmless smiley faces.

You think they're harmless. You have no idea what those things actually do to your brain...

Jack Harris3 said:Who didn't want things to be brotherly—him or you? 😁

Look, I wanted that brotherhood vibe, but then he hits me with: "Listen, Richard, we aren't brothers"... I couldn't wrap my head around what he meant (probably some nationalist nonsense) 😕 so we just ended up splitting everything down the middle.

ruggedsailor25 said:Google... what kind of old-school slang is that? Sounds like something straight out of the Soviet Union era at some dusty rally—I don't even follow this talk, I'm from the West.

And the more you type, the more pathetic you look. You sure they won't draft you into the frontier force? That seems like your speed—maybe a low-level commissar or something... 😬

Fine. I'll translate so you can actually follow along. Here’s how the story goes:
-I woke up yesterday around 10 AM and headed down to the frontier force barracks. Ran into Major Miller there, and he tells me, "Listen, dad, there's this woman absolutely tearing through the partisans over at some IMF meeting." I had to figure out my next move. Everyone talks about this ruggedsailor25 lady—she's legendary. So I thought, I'll just head over there and see what happens. If I die right away, at least I'll know I went down fighting for the frontier...

W&S said:Basically just a corrupt jerk who thinks he's a genius—nothing but a low-life nationalist through and through.

🤣

W&S said:Where were you during the Revolution? Did you get your cut from the looting in America while you were busy with your "intelligence" gigs?

Cut? Listen... 🙄 I'm not some petty thief... me and Franjo split everything fifty-fifty—maybe if you'd actually trained for those "intel" jobs, you wouldn't be asking questions...🙂

W&S said:Are you scared to sell me that crap because you think I'll come after you?
I know your type—we used to call them all sorts of names back when everything was falling apart, those "quasi-civilized" types... and now you think you can peddle those transparent lies to us Americans? Why didn't they recruit you for the National Guard? Since you don't speak American, did you explain how people use this stuff? They clearly missed out... what a waste. 😬

Look, ladies, they sent me here on a mission. My commander told me... "Go down to the World Bank, there's some dangerous W&S there—lost so many guys to her." So I grabbed my gear, strapped on my holster, and headed out to see this "dangerous woman" for myself.

W&S said:I see that American education really did a number on you.

Nah, I studied in Austria—night school for intelligence officers (what we affectionately call the Vienna School)... my codename was none. 😁

Terry said:crazy, sick... and naive too...

Crazy like you—or even worse?

Terry said:your sense of humor is... 🙂

My sense of humor...? You were trying to make a point before you suddenly felt under the weather... hope it's nothing serious...😢

ruggedsailor25 said:So what about you, Joseph Cruz90? Nothing to say to me? Or did you just get spooked?

What question are you even asking? The only thing in your post directed at me is "Who's forcing you into this?"—which, honestly, sounds pretty rhetorical to me...

silentridge8 said:I won't out you by mentioning you're from Washington, D.C.—but listen, you Mexicans can try to conquer whatever you want, we'll just hit back harder. We've already installed a Muslim-puppet as a moderator,

Ah Perdita, looks like your intelligence agency let you down—you clearly don't realize that guy's a double agent...

silentridge8 said:And the fact that moderators work for you... well, it's all part of the deal, coordinated right along with those Wall people running Europe from some basement in a Swiss bank.

We've already hashed out the division of online territory with them...

silentridge8 said:But don't worry, even if you're from Washington, D.C., rather than somewhere like Valjevo... you can still get in on the action.

A true Washington resident 🙂 and I have no clue where Valjevo is, but we'll take that over too—no sweat.

silentridge8 said:For instance, you could become... an honorary Mexican forum member. Of course, Mathematician and GoTo are also competing for it—though I should warn you, GoTo is already bribing people with plum brandy, so you better move fast.

GoTo is one of our agents tasked with keeping you distracted from the constant danger lurking nearby. While he's busy making you laugh, the rest of us are doing the real work behind the scenes. 😈

Therer said:what kind of democracy are you even talking about... we all saw what "democracy" meant to you people when you started with the barricades and the attacks... everyone forgets so fast, don't they?... "we were threatened," yeah right... why the hell did you come back, and why are you still coming back, when it was dangerous out here—it's no different today—it's all the same people, the same country...

Who, what, how?

Therer said:and which kid is persistently haunting all the American forums, for whatever reason you can't live without them, even though they aren't yours...

Well, you nailed it—that's just the long-term Mexican policy of forum occupation... phase one is already underway. They take over the main line from sites like Reddit to X, establishing a Great Internet Forum that acts as a puppet zone for them. In phase two, they push toward the northern servers, setting up fiber optics to cut through American digital space. After that, it'll be easy. The American internet will be on its knees. The moderators will play a huge role—they're our deep-cover players... if you've been watching lately, it's only new people joining (our people, don't tell anyone)...

Therer said:whenever you're on our forums, you're always trashing everything American, etc., etc...

so what's the massive reason why you're both in America and in the forums then...?

Like I said, and plenty of others have noticed, the goal is conquering the internet. Mexicans, acting like a virtual nation now (not just a heavenly one), have moved on to invading virtual spaces.

Therer said:the only "Mexicans" worth anything are the ones who refused to be recruited into the Royalists before the war and stayed to live honorably in America... yet in "thanks" for that, you guys were throwing bombs at their houses and yards...

And here I was thinking Mexicans were just throwing bombs at themselves... man, I was naive.

ruggedsailor25 said:Man, this thread is crawling with Mexicans—some out in the open and others hiding—and honestly, I just love dealing with naive people... stick with us. 🙂

Before I jumped in, there was only one "openly" Mexican posting here. Everyone else you're labeling as a "hidden" Mexican is actually just an American whose politics you happen to hate.
And what exactly would Mexicans gain from having "hidden" agents on a forum where all that matters is the content? These "hidden" Mexicans you're talking about are just Americans writing for the interests of the US as they see them—not how you see them—and that’s their democratic right.

Ther said:Give me a break—as soon as one person from the other side shows up, everyone just loses their minds and jumps on them...

Total paranoia, right? Out of fifty-six posts, there’s exactly one from "them"—yeah, real massive threat there...🙄

brisktiger7 said:I'm scouring the local directory right now—looking through Mexico City, but skipping over the suburbs for a bit... we'll get to those later.
I'm gonna track down your name and address...
Just a little something... 👐
I mean, if you don't even have high-speed internet or electricity... well, you're basically stuck...😕

brisktiger7—you got any high-speed internet at your place? As for recorded shows, I don't bother with those... I only watch live broadcasts—and only if they're streaming... 😎