Jamie Newman5 said:I stopped by a convenience store on my way to work this morning. There were three employees inside and zero customers. Employee number one was behind the deli counter with the meats and cheeses, just tossing some rolls around while chatting with the other two. Employee number two was leaning heavily on the register, talking away without doing a lick of work. The third one was just shuffling yogurt containers left and right in the fridge, trying to make the dairy aisle look "perfect."
Exactly! We should probably ban retail workers from talking to each other altogether. They should just stand perfectly still, waiting for customers to arrive. And of course, they need to maintain a mandatory smile at all times.
They also need to be constantly busy, even when there isn't a single soul in the shop. 🙏
Jamie Newman5 said:So I grab a pastry from the counter. The woman lets go of the roll, wipes her mouth with her hand, then wipes her hand on some gross rag. Then she stuffs the pastry into a tiny little paper bag with two fingers, and the grease immediately soaks through the paper and messes up my hands.
They don't even have time to sit down and eat, so they just grab something on the go. But we should probably ban that too! Otherwise, some sensitive person might get offended by the fact that employees actually need to eat sometimes. 🙏
The grease soaked through the paper? Give me a break. It's a greasy pastry! 🤣
Jamie Newman5 said:I get to the register, and the woman starts scanning random items looking for the barcode for the pastry... then "beep," she scans it.
"That'll be four sixty-six," she says. I hand her a ten-dollar bill, and she looks at me like, "Oh my gosh, don't you have any smaller change?"
Some people are just incredibly easy to irritate. 🙏
Maybe it's because you don't have any real problems in your life? 🤷
