I'm too polite (old-school manners)
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Lawrence Bailey77 said:pnnk ažnkt
passe🤣
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Lawrence Bailey77 said:pnnk ažnkt
mistyraven said:They wait for the wedding night.
And then it goes like this:
1. A kiss on the cheek (he kisses her, then she kisses him—but first, he asks permission to kiss her).
2. First, he takes off his suit jacket. Then she removes the veil. Next, he sheds the shirt. Then she takes off those fake eyelashes. Then he unbuckles his belt. She takes off her earrings. Then he pulls off his shoes. Then she takes off hers. Then he pulls off his socks. She does the same. Then he strips out of his pants. She zips out of the wedding dress. Then she asks: "May I remove your underwear?" He says, "Yes, darling." He takes them off. Then she strips down to nothing.
3. They stare into each other's eyes for half an hour. Maybe some light touching. Very sophisticated.
4. "May I proceed to fertilize you now?" he asks.
"You may," she says, spreading her legs....
Something like that, I guess... ☕
boldjackal10 said:I’m dying to know what kind of music someone as sophisticated as you actually listens to.
Laura Mendoza said:Aha, so you had one less? In that case, sure—start drinking a day earlier than you originally planned. Instead of Tuesday, aim for Monday. You mean today? 🙂
Laura Mendoza said:Don't you worry about a thing. Since you got started early, you'll probably receive every subsequent box two days ahead of schedule, meaning you'll be starting your weekly routine on Tuesday instead of Thursday. You're perfectly covered, so there's absolutely no cause for panic. 😉
It would only be an issue if you had started two days late; since you actually started two days early, you really have nothing to worry about.
Jack Hall7 said:When are people actually going to realize that Yasmin doesn't even have real hormones—it’s just straight-up Logest... honestly, almost every gynecologist out there admits it by now.🤣