Austin Vaughn3 said:Let's get down to business.
For those of you who got a call to verify your info and just ignored it—did anything actually happen? Any fallout?
I’ve got a Chase account. Direct deposit hits, I hit the ATM, life goes on. Now they’re calling me to come into a branch to "update my profile" and sign some papers. Honestly, I can't be bothered to sit in a lobby waiting in line just to answer a bunch of questions. What if I just don't show up? Can they actually shut down my account?
Did anyone else get summoned and just ghost them? And what was the aftermath?
If you're being serious, then fine...
Was at the bank about 6 months ago seeing my regular banker for some other business.
After we finished that, she starts shoving this form at me saying I gotta fill it out... because of... blah... blah... blah... can't remember, wasn't really listening....
Skimmed through the questions real quick, saw some stuff asking about my wife...
Told her straight up, the bank paying my salary shouldn't give a damn about my wife... if they need that info, tell her to use her own bank...
She started going on about... blah... blah... blah... didn't care what she was saying, just cared about what was on the paper I had to sign eventually.
Told her—not trying to be rude to her specifically, she's just doing her job—but whoever made these rules can shove it, cause I ain't filling nothing out and I definitely ain't signing nothing... said it a bit too loud, people at the next tables looked up...
...and let them send the SWAT team to my house to hand over the survey then...
Haven't heard a peep since...
Thought about just switching banks entirely... but nobody's reached out... so I'm just waiting...