Posts by Nicholas Kelly

My skin is absolutely flawless—smooth as a baby's bottom, really. I’m not overweight, and my hair has honestly never looked better 😬
I've got a girlfriend on my arm.

I have this friend who dealt with horrific acne, looking like a literal volcanic landscape, yet she still managed to pull a guy.

Honestly, both sets of parents are already getting on my nerves, and if it's this intense now, I can only imagine the chaos once I actually have kids.

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You aren't actually that soft deep down 😬
I’m more than just "not romantic"—I am a complete non-romantic. I don’t sit around whispering sweet nothings to a baby in my womb or doing those cheesy things like saying "under my heart."

To be honest, I have zero maternal instincts right now.
But I just know that once the kid is actually here, I’ll be a great mother. It’s just an instinctual certainty for me. 🙂

What really gets under my skin is people. Specifically, women who have already had kids and feel the need to bombard me with unsolicited advice about breastfeeding or parenting styles. And don't even get me started on my relatives. 🤣

And what about us? Are we really going back to the old house just because it’s bigger than this one? Seriously, what is the logic there???
Moving from wide-open spaces and fresh air straight into the heart of a crowded city, surrounded by a swarm of people, nosy neighbors, and constant noise, all because the square footage is higher? I mean, is my baby planning to run a full marathon through the living room or something? That's the only reason anyone would make that trade. 🤣

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I’ll eat just about anything you put in front of me.
With salads, I usually just give them a quick rinse and call it a day. As for jerky, I only touch the local, butcher-shop style stuff.

To be honest, being pregnant has made me a little irritable toward other moms or expectant mothers. Some people go to such ridiculous extremes with their pregnancy habits that I just have to look the other way. It’s not like I’m one of those intense types myself, so those people don't really try to strike up much of a conversation with me either.🤣

I went into this thinking everything would drive me crazy during my pregnancy, but surprisingly, nothing gets under my skin. If anything, I’m becoming too chill—almost phlegmatic. Even when some stranger randomly reaches out to touch my belly, it doesn't bother me at all.😬

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copperdrifter5 🤣🤣😂

When I finally kick the bucket, let them take whatever they can use. It’s not like I’m going to be needing any of it where I'm going.
I honestly don't get this whole obsession with being buried in one piece. What do I care what's left inside me? I won't have a use for it anyway.
Besides, my death will probably end up mattering to people more than my actual life ever did. And it would be an indescribable joy to know I saved a few lives—though, of course, I wouldn't be around to find out..😬

And you, shadownomad43, you're seriously talking such nonsense that I find it hard to believe people like you actually exist.🤷
A buddy of mine had both his legs crushed, and if one hadn't been amputated, he would've died from sepsis. What's he supposed to say? No thanks, I'd rather die than live without half a leg. Give me a break.
The way it is now, his quality of life will be just fine, because thank God we have whatever kind of prosthetics you want these days.