Posts by Walter Baker2

Drew Ross2 said:So, what? They just handed out opium whenever parents wanted five minutes of peace and quiet? 😵 🤣

If you aren't a fan of whiskey, try brushing your teeth with it instead.

Drew Ross2 said:Don't even ask what kind of whirlwind 🙂

Between pediatrician appointments with the baby, hitting up the butcher shop because we’re firing up the grill tomorrow, wandering the farmers market for strawberries, hitting the park with the kids, and then treating them to ice cream... my day has been a marathon.

The house was spotless this morning, but now I've got lunch on the stove.

I'm speechless. You've basically become the ultimate old-school homemaker. Here is a little something to help you level up even further.

https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/life/a11736/tips-for-being-a-great-homemaker/

Where are all my homemakers at?

Charles Bailey2 said:Look, I honestly can't tell if the chicken even survived the ordeal. 😳
Anyway, the culprits were hauled in for questioning the very next day. Absolute buffoons, the lot of them.

These guys take the cake. They're even worse than that guy I know who ended up on CNN because he decided to punt a chicken off the field during a game.

Give the Williamsburg pear a shot.

Drew Ross2 said:I’m out here playing with the kids😁>

We hit the slide, then the swings, and now we're digging in the sandbox😁

What, you're just playing in the sand?

Drew Ross2 said:It’s basically like a reboot of 👋

Spent two hours just lounging in Central Park 😳 now I'm about to whip up some ham and cheese sandwiches 😳

What are you even doing in the park, you little homebody?

Drew Ross2 said:Check out my little peach here 😍

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Personally, I find the second one much more appealing

Drew Ross2 said:That’s all well and good, but they aren't even grown yet, are they?

Oh, don't get me started—they're already out in the world. The youngest is a freshman in high school, and let me tell you, dealing with that age group is its own special kind of headache.

Drew Ross2 said:The bum got hit by a pie😁

How many kids are you actually looking to have? Or do you already have a full house? 🤔

I’ve got three little monsters running around.

Drew Ross2 said:I was originally planning on making fish, but that’s out the window since the kids have caught a cold and they're being total little divas—super cranky and restless right now.😳

So, I’ve pivoted to meatballs and mashed potatoes instead, served with a crisp green salad, and for dessert, I whipped up some blueberry banana bread.

As for how many kids I have, I’m keeping that under wraps. Certain people on this forum love to weaponize parenting to take cheap shots at me; they try to insult me by calling me an "incubator," which is their twisted way of implying I'm constantly pregnant or just running around with a whole pack of children following me.🙄

Don't even sweat it. They're just jealous losers. Nowadays, being criticized for having kids is basically treated like being criticized for not having them.

Got three people with you? Did you actually manage to whip up something decent to eat?

The world has gone completely upside down

What are you even doing in the park, you absolute menace?

slyraven27 said:And 12 points goes to me!

Seriously? Where exactly am I finding these 12

One lady on this forum once told me I was a 6.5. Honestly, looking at my track record with women, I’d say that’s being generous—I'm probably sitting at a solid -2.

Drew Ross2 said:Hey ironranger67, 👋 the boss is thanking you for the music suggestions; she likes both tracks, though that second one really hit home for her. 😍

Why are you enjoying playing my part so much? 😳

Personally, I’m not having a particularly great day today. I’m busy daydreaming about the moment I can finally throw on a power suit, grab some heels, do my makeup, drop the kids at preschool, and breeze out the door to the office. 👋

Well, I’m just glad to see a lovely woman focused on her kids and the kitchen instead of running her mouth around town.

I’m absolutely loving this whole Louise's role; I have finally stepped into my true calling as a mother, a woman, a queen, and a homemaker

Lujza 😁

Drew Ross2 said:She’s such a sweetheart, honestly 😍 my little angel 😍

Women basically run the world; without us, nothing would exist ☕

I mean, obviously. Otherwise, we’d all just be dinosaurs.

Drew Ross2 said:Honestly, I’d be kicking myself if I didn't tell you the truth about this one. 😁

It’s probably not the best idea to be running ads for drugs here, especially since I'm nursing right now and can't touch anything questionable myself. 😳

I mean, let's face it—women are a balm for the eyes, a nightmare for the soul, and a total vacuum for your wallet.