Hot Mess Express: A thread for the absolute disasters
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silverwolf88
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Drew Ross2 said:I don't even need keys anymore; the car just unlocks and starts up via voice control😁
Sean Taylor45 said:go back there and shove a shovel up your brain instead
Chloe Cooper10 said:The guy who voted for Louise as the most beautiful, then went and posted her face on Reddit?😳
Maria Cox64 said:we're going to host some DIY workshops on this topic
wanderingcanyon61 said:I've always been a total mess 😳
Keith Ward2 said:Man, you’re being way too blunt.
Even we degenerates don't dive in that aggressively.
You’ve got to play the game first—all that "Oh, you're so cute, you're so sweet, I love how you write" nonsense. You need the build-up.
Sean Taylor45 said:Go ahead and dive in; I checked out of this circus a long time ago.
Keith Ward2 said:I spotted your girlfriend at the Starbucks this morning.
I didn't slide into her DMs.