Posts by Alexander Garcia13

slyraven27 said:Today, some lady at the beach was being so incredibly obnoxious—she totally got on my nerves! I actually had to pack up and move to the other side of the beach. Between her constant screeching and just being loud for no reason, it was too much. Honestly, if someone sounded like that at home, I’d kick them out just for the noise! 😁

My God. 🤣

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slyraven27 said:I wasn't singing. I was just talking! 🙂

Goodnight, dear!

neonskipper2 said:Not even—it’s more like a phase of life. You're already building a public career for yourself, but that has nothing to do with what happens in the bedroom. 🙂

Public service... but in what capacity? Is that even clear yet? For the most part, I’ve focused my energy on supporting our veterans. That’s what really matters to me.

wiredfox said:What are you even talking about?😁

I mean, come on. Some people just have a thing for bones.

wiredfox said:I can't stand those stakers!

I wish you hadn't said something so silly! Honestly, you really have to get to know rats—or any kind of pet—to understand them. You need to learn their temperament and how they actually live. If you’re only judging them based on those sewer rats you see on TV, trust me, mine are nothing like that. Actually, Barny would be an amazing candidate if he wasn't such a little chunk! When you watch those tiny pink babies grow up and realize they can't do anything without their mom, it's just the sweetest thing ever.

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Kyle Rodriguez76 said:I was actually thinking about the Austro-Canadian Empire.

Ah, I see! Personally, I’d definitely lean more towards the Midwest.

wiredfox said:not my thing, honestly😬

Yeah—total pass on that one for me. 😁

wiredfox said:What on earth is a blue-blooded show dog?

The one with the pedigree! Just like my Anthrax. Total royalty.

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wiredfox said:Hey, let the woman enjoy herself—and the guy too!😁

Haha... some people would just say "get lost."🤣

neonskipper2 said:Yeah, it's written in the stars.🙂

Written that Czechs love sex and being eccentric!🤣

Haha... View on imgur I've been super busy in the DMs all day!

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Terry Wilson5 said:https://vocaroo.com/7w3PmIz9gWq

Not bad at all! I could listen to you all day. Sing something else for me tomorrow!

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Chloe Cooper10 said:My sweetheart just popped some garlic to go with the roast pork and is waiting for me. Any chance we’re changing plans? ☕

No problem! 😁

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Brian Howard2 said:What should you even plan? Just take him out for a tennis match. You show up in a mini skirt, looking amazing—he’ll be so distracted he won't even be able to hit the ball! Once you see he's already hooked, take him back to the showers. Then, just "accidentally" slip into his stall to help him rub some lotion on his back. Trust me, he'll figure out exactly what to do from there!👍

He's not playing any tennis, and neither am I. Not even in the locker room! What a creep.

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Brian Howard2 said:Turn him into a man, man! What are you waiting for? Maybe he’ll gain some self-confidence too. Honestly, you’d be doing everyone a triple favor—the kid becomes the life of the party, you're happy, and his mom will thank you for life for making sure he grows up straight.
With all those books, stories, and movies out there on this subject, you're basically turning this into some modern American version of *Decameron* or... do you remember *Dolly Bell*?👍 Just make sure you don't end up behind bars!🤣

Oh, heck no. Absolutely not. Unless he specifically asks for it, then we can sit down and plan it out properly. He can learn from me if it ever comes to that!

Carl Mitchell31 said:He'll have plenty of material to play with for the next month.

Oh, totally. Seriously! I play soccer with him, we chat all the time. I even gave him a boxing lesson for fun, and now he just wants to stare at boobs? That kid... honestly, I wouldn't be surprised. As long as he's playing, I'm happy!

slyraven27 said:Tapatalk Blesačo 😁

Poor kid. 😁

I'm with you on that one...

slyraven27 said:

Looks great, but... yikes! 😁
I'm heading to the lake tomorrow if the weather stays gorgeous. I'll be with a friend, her dog, and her teenage son who's about fourteen. Honestly, even at the gym, his eyes are already wandering toward my chest, so poor guy is going to lose it when he sees me in this glittery swimsuit. 🤣

hiddennomad60 said:Congrats! 👋

Am I the only one seeing them as a duo of law enforcement officers here? 🙂

Hmm... I'm only feeling Brenda Green62. Lou is just way too intense for me 😬

Booooo, congrats, sweetie! 😍

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slyraven27 said:Damn honey, you seriously lost weight!

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slyraven27 said:

😍 Honestly, I’m totally fine with just 5 days in 🙂 NYC. Who cares about anything else?
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Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:Man, those Czechs 🤣

Anyway, how are you and your man doing?

Doing great! We’re just showering each other with love. It’s honestly the sweetest thing. 😍

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silverwalker6 said:I'm all for the Czechs! 😬

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Hmm...

Chloe Cooper10 said:Czechs 🙏 You’re just gonna end up stuck out in Appalachia at this rate!🙏

And that's a wrap! 😁

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