Posts by Megan Wright9

I seriously hope the head surgeon messes up that bad in the OR just like that 😬

I'm having an absolute blast today 🙂

Look, I have seriously never had a single bacteria or any freaking yeast infection in my entire life. I’ve been going to my gynecologist for regular checkups since I was sixteen, so don't you dare think I'm being careless here.
It happened during sex. My OBGYN is totally out of commission right now, and there is absolutely no way I’m sitting around at some underfunded community clinic waiting a hundred years just for someone to acknowledge my existence and give me an exam.
It hurt like hell. I just wanted something fast and effective that actually works, okay? 😕

Michael Jones23 said:Megan Wright9, what's up? Just checking in.
Look, if you’re saying it feels like hemorrhoids, then it definitely isn't what I was thinking about. My situation was totally different. It was barely even there—just a super tiny, shallow little nick.

Are you seriously sure that’s safe? It sounds way more serious than you're making it out to be. Look, quit messing around and just go get checked out by ANY gynecologist! Seriously. I'm genuinely worried about you.

Don't even worry about that hemorrhoid thing. I was just saying I’m gonna download some stuff from Kickstarters.
It’s like a razor cut, honestly. Just a little wider and a lot deeper. 🙄

Look, folks, I’m not at home and I’m definitely not messing around...
I'm actually stuck at work....
And as for all those flirty little comments? Honestly, you guys might just want to keep them to yourselves.

So, there I am, totally exposed on the gynecologist's exam table with my laptop balanced right on my stomach.

Kenneth Hernandez67 said:You’ve got a little crack in your brain, honey, not some end of the world scenario.☕

Honestly, I end up having way more of those moments when I let myself get sucked into an argument with you.
Later!👋

So I just got off the phone with my OB-GYN, and she basically told me to just go grab some regular old Vaseline and call it a day. That’s it. No big deal.
🙂You should honestly just loosen things up a bit.

Man, maybe my left ear is just shot... oh boy, I'm totally lost now.... you guys have completely confused me.....🙄 😠 😬 🙂

Has anyone actually dealt with this before? I’m looking for some real advice. What should I be picking up at the drugstore? Give me your best recommendations.
What’s there to even look at? It’s just like a hemorrhoid, only bigger. Period.
Look, I know how to handle my own business and walk away when I need to. I don't need some "genius" coming at me with unsolicited advice. Honestly? I didn't even ask for it!!!!!😠

Watch out......with that mirror 😳

God, you are just so damn smart, aren't you?
If you don't actually have some useful advice to offer, then just stay out of it.
Seriously, how is a doctor even supposed to examine me when just sitting up or standing back up is such a massive struggle? And don't even get me started on having to unbutton everything on that exam table!!!!!!!

There’s absolutely no way I’m scheduling an exam when they can’t even actually examine me...
Honestly, it's becoming a total nightmare just thinking about lying down on that table and spreading my legs... I'm pretty sure I'd just pass out from the pain.
The only coverage I have is through Social Security, so I'm gonna give her a call now.... I'll check back in later.

Ugh, I haven't even dealt with this yet because it still hurts way too much to even move.
Seriously, when I was peeing this morning, it felt like someone was literally slicing me open with a scalpel. 🙂
So, I went ahead and grabbed some hemorrhoid cream, so we'll see how that goes... I mean, it can't hurt, right? Even if it doesn't actually work.
Honestly, regarding the OBGYN situation, I’d honestly just prefer a quick phone consultation. There's no way an exam is going to fix what's going on here anyway.😕

I’ve dealt with this before when I wasn't getting enough wetness, and usually, it just blows over in a day or two. But right now? It is absolutely unbearable.
I am actually going to lose my mind.

My skin has literally cracked in three or four different spots around my vulva and uuuuuuugh, the pain is absolutely unbearable 🙂
Has anyone dealt with this before? Like, what am I even supposed to do?
Should I just run to CVS and grab something? Or what?
My period is currently on full blast right now
Seriously, I feel like I just went through labor... with twins!!!!
Help me pleaaaase