Posts by neonskipper2

Kyle Rodriguez76 said:That’s when I’ll look into filing a lawsuit. 🤔
Maybe they’ll actually make me an offer. We'll see if your little prediction holds water. 😁

Hell yeah 😁

Kyle Rodriguez76 said:Switched jobs back in June and snagged a raise. Now I'm out on medical leave and looking to sue the company for severance. Am I actually gonna get paid? 🤔

Yeah, you're looking at the peak hitting in about a month.🎉

ironranger67 said:The order is Pisces, Aries, and Sagittarius. 😁

Usually, Zoki is just your typical Scorpio, but hearing that the President is an Aries caught me off guard. 😲

The President definitely has a lot going on in Taurus.😁

Kyle Rodriguez76 said:It looks like just Mars and Jupiter hanging out in conjunction. Saturn basically bailed on us.
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So, you switching jobs, or did you snag a raise? Or is nothing happening at all?

Kyle Rodriguez76, are you talking about Mars conjunct both Jupiter and Saturn, or just one of them? You’ve got that grit and discipline. ☕

Kyle Rodriguez76 said:So a Virgo can't stay loyal? ☕

I've got my Moon in Scorpio and Mercury in Capricorn conjunct the Sun... so I'm covered from every angle. Maybe the only "difficult" part is Venus in Aquarius? 🤔

Doesn't matter, as long as you're into Aquarius women. 😁

boldstag said:Exactly.

Libra loves the chase, sweet talk, class, zero vulgarity, a nice vibe, sexy lingerie, good perfume... the sex itself is secondary. 😳 🤣

True. Libras are more about the seduction.😁

boldstag said:🙂

Mine's in Libra. Not trying to brag, like Blackie says, but still. 🥳

Kyle Rodriguez76 said:Nothing to brag about. Mars in a shaky Libra compared to mine being steady in Virgo. 🥱

Libra is all about balance. What kind of nonsense are you on? ☕ 😁

Kyle Rodriguez76 said:You guys are all over my Mars in Virgo, trying to talk down to me. Makes me wonder what your charts even look like. ☕

I've also got Jupiter and Saturn sitting in Virgo... what you gonna do about it?

That weak-ass Mars was enough for me.☕ 🤣

Mine's in fiery Sagittarius.🎉

boldstag said:🤣

Mars is all about those spreadsheets, budgets, and sudden anxiety attacks because nothing is ever perfect. They can't stand filth or bad smells. 🎉

🤣

Yeesss, while that Mars sits there being all skeptical and overthinking everything, other Marsevs are out there actually winning. Look, Mars is about action and raw masculine energy. It’s about sexuality and having the imagination to make things happen—something a hesitant Mars just can't grasp.
And don't even get me started on his aspects.☕

Mars in Virgo, some office knight.

Give me some clever, toxic shots with a bit of actual thought behind them 🎉 🤣

Some people hit rock bottom, others find their light 😬

Joseph Clark37 said:What’s Mars in Capricorn even look like?🤔

He's just a construction worker—sweaty, dead serious, and always stuck up on the highest scaffolding. 🤣

Chloe Cooper10 said:Thanks, guys. Now I just gotta figure out how to break this news to the legend tonight.🤣
Blake, I'm counting on you to have my back.🤣

I've always got your back, no matter what kind of mess you get into. 😁

boldstag said:Reading this thread is killing me. 🤣

Blake, you're good. 👍

The turnout for this vote was honestly pathetic. Total joke. ☕

Your ideas are killer. 🙂

dustypilot11 said:🤣

Mars in Taurus is also "weak" or in fall, but it’s not garbage. These guys hate drama and unnecessary fights. It takes a minute to get them moving, but once they catch momentum, they’re unstoppable. They're reliable. For men, they aren't exactly the aggressive, smooth-talking players, so if a woman wants things to happen, she might need to make the first move—just don't be too aggressive about it. Like, maybe just bake him some cookies or something. 😁

radiator scandal🤣

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:Fine ☕ 😁

Metaphorically, literally, or both. 🤣

Finally, we have something in common. 😍 😁

Both. 🤣

Chloe Cooper10 said:What's Mars in BIC like?

Some farmer, like sex in a field or whatever.
🤣

boldstag said:Prepare Mars in your pants and just deal with 😳

So what's Mars in Crab actually listening to during some slow, sensual sex? 😳

Mom's voice 🤣

dustypilot11 said:I’m out. This poll is straight-up offensive and totally unfair. 🕺

And what about the guy in the scale? Which woman actually expects gifts? 😳
Just give me the one in the apron—at least he’ll be useful for something. 😁

Yeah, the guy in the apron. Food is his whole personality. You'll have plenty of time for your own stuff while he's busy cooking. 🤣

Joseph Clark37 said:boldstag is all over this thread like a kid in a candy store😁

+1
😁

boldstag said:🤣

And what about the fish guy? 😬

Susan Kim91 said:I have no clue what's going on in your avatar 😳 At first, I thought it was some gold dress, but then there's that thing under the leg and a blue carpet, and it looks like someone's butt from above 😳
Then I figured maybe those things at the bottom are boobs in a blue shirt, and that gold stuff is just something you're holding over your face... Who knows 😳:

That fish dude might think he's James Bond, or a wolf from Wall Street, or even Spiderman or Superman... but really, he's just some random guy rowing a boat and daydreaming.🤣

@Koki, flip this forum upside down and maybe you'll see it clearer 😳

Aries aggression in Cancer is just plain weak. What’s the best-case scenario here? Some chubby cook in an apron?