The absolute worst part is that this "genius" is just some high school kid who’s probably already—or will be very soon—trying to hawk those idiotic spikes to some naive girl.
On second thought, when you're a teenager fueled by hormones and stubborn enough to cling to your own stupidity, there isn't much to it. The only real question left is whether he'll continue down this path of making things worse, or if he'll eventually reach a point where he actually feels some shame for how foolish he was...
That basically means most of your sperm count is abnormal. It’s definitely going to make starting a family more difficult, but it’s NOT impossible; you'll just have to navigate a more complicated medical process.
Regarding the resonator—don't sweat it too much. Growth can continue up until age 25, and sometimes even beyond that. Even if it doesn't happen, it isn't exactly some impressive number you'd want to brag about everywhere, though outside of niche internet forums, you're actually pretty much at the average. Beyond that, girth matters more than length. If we're talking pencil thin, then you might actually have something to worry about 😉 ...
It isn’t exactly rare for the morning-after pill to throw your cycle completely out of whack for a while. There is a very good chance that is all that is going on here, but any heavy bleeding really should be cleared by your gynecologist. So, don't panic, but definitely get checked out just to be safe...
First of all, I’m convinced no one on this planet is actually this dense; this has to be nothing more than blatant trolling...
If, by some miracle, there actually is someone out there this dim-witted, then well—I hope they turn out alright, but I have never encountered anything quite this idiotic in my entire life.
The man is exhibiting every single symptom of a stroke, and you people are just sitting here having a conversation with him?
Honestly, after reading through this mess, there is only one thing left to say: "What are you even doing here? Either call 911 or just let the man die."
They are spending the whole day talking to him and egging him on, for goodness sake, Jesus 🙄
Taking a cold shower isn't going to give you pneumonia; cold water alone doesn't work like that. You likely caught that lung infection because you stayed in a room that wasn't warm enough after you got out...