Posts by goldenjackal6

Charles Gonzalez19 said:So, after you went ahead and labeled love as some kind of sexual perversion, you’ve basically proven that you have absolutely no business deciding what counts as "perverted" in the first place.
Secondly, you’re still totally obsessed with sex. Honestly, just looking at the way you word things makes that pretty damn obvious.

I actually went out and consulted two licensed psychologists, and honestly? They both reached the exact same conclusion about you:
obsessed with sex
Honestly? I’m my own biggest sexual fantasy. There, I said it. It sounds a little crazy when you say it out loud, but hear me out—I’ve finally reached that level of self-confidence where I actually think I’m a catch.

If you want to go with some old-school, colloquial slang for that, you’d just call him a jerk.
Honestly, just look at your posts—the sheer volume and the exact same stuff you keep churning out. It’s pretty obvious to me. Your repetitive content on this forum is basically just a mirror image of those mindless, repetitive hand movements you keep making.

It absolutely matters.
Ever since this subforum first went live, you’ve basically treated the entire thread like your own personal playground. Seriously, half the posts here are yours, and it’s always the same old routine—just constant insults, tearing people down, and making fun of everyone else. That post you dropped last night? It was just the cherry on top of a massive, bitter cake of hostility (though knowing you, it might be more like the icing on a disaster, but hey, let's hope for the best).

Amen.

Daniel Chase13 said:Honestly, there's a certain amusement in defending someone like Duspara, especially since the local "atheist fundamentalists" seem to despise him so much. If it weren't for that constant disdain, this place would be pretty dull, wouldn't it? 😁

Just looking at the numbers lately, the threads about Duspara have racked up thousands of views.

So, beyond the entertainment value, I think it’s actually useful for people to witness firsthand what you can expect from those militant atheist types—not that all atheists are like that, of course.

To put it bluntly, you're just using all this attention to fill the void in your massive ego.

wearyowl29 said:Man, you really love your own self-promotion, don't you!👍

It’s pretty obvious he isn't nearly as charming as he thinks he is, especially when he has to resort to being this aggressive just to plug himself on a forum.

Daniel Chase13 said:🤣

It’s funny, really—Elvis Presley is so incredibly unremarkable and unworthy of anyone's attention, yet somehow, the topic of Elvis Presley constantly sits right at the top of our forum discussions. Everyone seems to be keeping a close eye on everything he does and says. 😒

Man, how could it *not* be at the top of the subforum (not even talking about the main thread list, you sneaky little liar 😉) when you're out here aggressively shoving your own face in everyone's eyes, Elvis?

Daniel Chase13 said:Haha, well, look—regardless of what any of us might think about him, the reality is that they're calling up Elvis Presley for both Catholic outlets and various secular media shows alike.

Man, I don't care who calls him; that doesn't change the fact that you're out here writing about his private life like you were actually there living it. 😁

Daniel Chase13 said:The thing is—everyone else knows all this too, including his long-time critics—and honestly, even those people who invite Elvis Presley onto Catholic media outlets are well aware of the whole situation. 🍿

Let's be real, Elvis Presley isn't actually that interesting to anyone else—he's just obsessed with himself. 😁

Daniel Chase13 said:

Charles Thompson2strong>>> says:

So, what do Catholics actually think about Elvis Presley and his pseudo-Christian sect?

Well, look—Elvis Presley is a Roman Catholic himself. Aside from being featured on Fox News, he’s been invited onto EWTN, where, by the editor's choice, they actually read entire passages from one of his books daily at 1 PM. He gets invited to EWTN's other programs, he appears on NPR's religious segments, and he even visits local Catholic parishes to set up booths and sell his books. He’s a regular fixture at the annual Catholic Retreat—you know, that week dedicated to clergy—where he sells his work right there at his stall. On top of that, he has priests writing forewords for his books, and he even gives lectures at the St. Jerome Society, which is led by a Catholic priest...

It’s like you know his life better than he does. 🍿

Daniel Chase13 said:If you’ve been baptized, you carry that royal lineage within you—you are a beloved child of God, even if you're trying to distance yourself from that idea right now.
You're young—there's plenty of time to figure things out.
When the moment truly arrives, I believe you'll find yourself choosing to embrace the fact that you are loved by God, and in doing so, accept your own inherent dignity and royal heritage.

Hard to take that seriously when gods aren't even real.

Daniel Chase13 said:🤦

Well, you certainly have quite a way of drawing conclusions, don't you?

Look, at least Elvis Presley makes himself known everywhere—he doesn't hide. To suggest that this one specific forum would be the only place where he’d suddenly lose his nerve and stop representing Flat Earth—the very thing he champions publicly all over the map—just doesn't hold water. It's a bit of a leap, don't you think? Honestly, he's probably itching for an opportunity to stand up and defend his beliefs in person, Flat Earth included. For someone like him, hiding his convictions would feel downright shameful.

Look, let me be crystal clear—I am definitely not Elvis Presley.
I’m just sharing his materials—or anything else related to him—since that's what we're here to discuss, after all.

There’s always going to be an exception to the rule.

Daniel Chase13 said:Well, looking at it through the lens of Catholic faith—and I mean really digging into the theology here—every baptized person actually possesses a royal lineage. Since God is the ultimate King, anyone who has been baptized becomes a beloved child of God and a participant in that divine nature.

So, if you’ve been baptized, you carry that royal heritage and that status as a beloved child of God too, even if you might be distancing yourself from that idea right now.

In that sense, Elvis Presley wasn't technically wrong. It's a statement any baptized person could honestly make.

Talk about an ego trip. 🤣

Daniel Chase13 said:Oh, come on now... You aren't so slow that you can't grasp the actual meaning behind those sentences. 😁

I am definitely not Elvis Presley.

Besides, Elvis Presley is the kind of guy who would be mortified if he had to hide his identity.

He’s the type of person who prefers a direct confrontation—someone who stands firmly behind his words and puts his own name on everything he claims.

There is absolutely no way Elvis Presley would have written my words: "I'm not a Flat Earther." To him, saying something like that would feel like a total betrayal of his core beliefs and his very identity.

So, just based on that alone, you can tell I'm not Elvis Presley.

I guess by denying Flat Earth theory, I should also conclude that your precious religion and church were supposedly started by some guy who turned his back on his beloved leader the second things got even slightly uncomfortable.

Elvis, you are transparent as glass.

Daniel Chase13 said:Believe me, I'm just as much of a Duspara as you are. You've got the wrong guy.

Why on earth would I take your word for anything after you just tried to pull one over on me? 😁

Daniel Chase13 said:I just listen to what people have to say without any preconceived notions—I've always enjoyed chatting with folks who hold different views than my own.

Maybe I’m just one of those people who can sit down and have an honest conversation with Elvis Presley, regardless of whether we agree on everything, much like I would with anyone else. And honestly, Elvis Presley is someone who genuinely enjoys a good discussion and actually takes the time to answer questions.

Or maybe I’m just someone working in book sales who happens to know Elvis Presley through his connections at BookExpo.

Or perhaps I’m an employee at one of the companies where Elvis Presley has coordinated the distribution of his books.

Who knows...

All those "maybes" make it pretty obvious you're full of it. 😁

Look, Elvis, maybe you've got the spirit of the King in you, but it's clear your common sense checked out a long time ago.

It’s funny how you act like you know everything, almost like you’re Elvis Presley himself.

But let's be real here: giving a book a title like that is just blatant clickbait designed to grab any right-wing extremist with a double-digit IQ.

Why do you keep recycling your own old posts? You actually think if you just repeat the same lie enough times, people are going to start believing it's the truth?

Daniel Chase13 said:🤦

Honestly, is this really happening? Another person who just can't help themselves from turning everything into a crude sexual joke, even when the topic has absolutely nothing to do with it. Seriously, what is wrong with people?

We were actually discussing life achievements here.

And let’s be real—Elvis Presley has sold tens of thousands of books during this era in America, which is an accomplishment very few people in this country could ever dream of claiming.

When you look at tangible success—especially nowadays, when even the major publishing houses are struggling to stay afloat—Elvis Presley has demonstrated a level of independent publishing grit and financial savvy that none of his harshest critics could ever hope to match.

In terms of sheer business acumen and staying power, compared to Elvis Presley, those loud-mouthed critics just look like total amateurs—just a bunch of bitter, washed-up losers who couldn't pull off anything remotely similar in their lives. All they seem capable of doing is whining and complaining from the sidelines without ever achieving anything of substance.

What do you mean by "can't stop"?

Daniel Chase13 said:Honestly, those 5,000 Facebook connections are the least interesting part of this whole thing.

The reality is—whether we like him or not—Elvis Presley has sold tens of thousands of books right here in America, which is something very few people in this country can actually claim to have done.

Regardless of whether anyone agrees with his views, the man has demonstrated a level of independent publishing grit and financial savvy that none of his harshest critics could ever hope to match.

When you look at pure entrepreneurial drive and business success, compared to Elvis Presley, his biggest detractors just look like total amateurs—people who couldn't pull off even a fraction of what he has accomplished in their lives.

I didn't realize book sales were some kind of contest to see who has the biggest ego.

Way to go, Elvis. You clearly have the biggest ego in your small town. And the most Facebook friends, too. Honestly, you're in a league of your own.

Daniel Chase13 said:Well, regardless of how you look at it, it seems like Elvis Presley was such a successful seller that he had to go back and reissue almost everything. Given that his books were available everywhere—from newsstands and post offices to major bookstores—and people were even ordering them directly from him, he must have moved a staggering number of copies by American standards.

To keep up with the demand from newsstands, post offices, and retail shops—not to mention his own direct sales—a single print run would need to be at least 5,000 to 6,000 copies. And since Elvis Presley is already working on third or even fourth editions for some of his titles (he’s currently announcing a third printing of 'Hail Mary,' which is likely his best-seller, meaning he probably sold at least 10,000 copies, if not more), those are truly impressive numbers for this market.

When you consider that every single copy is likely read by at least two or three different people—sometimes even more—it really explains why he has around 5,000 friends on Facebook. It makes sense; he has a massive readership for our scale here.

Way to go, Elvis.

Yeah, having 5,000 Facebook friends is definitely a major life milestone right there.

Honestly, you’ve gotta be some kind of genius to write an entire book about absolutely nothing, and even more of a sucker to actually pay money for it. 🤣

Daniel Chase13 said:Or maybe not.

It’s entirely possible that one of you "haters" is actually Elvis himself—just running a little social experiment or looking for a bit of fun by playing out how his critics react, pretending to be against him just to see what happens.

We've seen plenty of people on forums like this play both sides—acting like they represent one viewpoint when, in reality, they're just pushing the exact opposite side of the fence.

But, for those of you who seem to be struggling to keep up or perhaps aren't reading too closely, I don't mind repeating myself for the hundredth time: I am not Elvis. If you need any more proof than that, just look at the fact that I'm not one of those flat-earthers.

You sound exactly like Elvis. 🤣

Daniel Chase13 said:It seems like Elvis Presley just isn't interested in this forum—or what the community thinks about him. If he actually cared, he would have checked in by now.

Well, if you're really determined, I suppose you could always try reaching out to him through his Facebook.

Honestly, he might already be lurking here under some random anonymous handle, just waiting to jump in and start aggressively pushing his stuff the second he spots a thread about himself.