God, please, we need more venues!
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Nicole Brooks5 said:Maybe even this:
- A network of tunnels under the entire country so we don't get screwed by wind and snow when traveling to California and back, provided we build an extra lane in each direction specifically for the "better" people in politics...
- Nuclear weapons (at least 40 warheads) as part of modernizing America's military, just in case things get heated with the Slovenacs again...
- Importing 40,000 extra bureaucrats from former America countries (since they speak the language), just to boost the workforce for when you need permits and licenses fast at the "10 windows and doors" service centers...
- Procuring 10,000 "enforcers" with full ammunition for Minister Milinović (a bullet costs about 50 cents, while medicine for the critically ill costs as much as a politician's daily stay at a luxury hotel, so you do the math on what's more cost-effective)...
Maybe we could settle for 5,000 specialists... if the patients are positioned correctly, a single bullet might just pass through two of them.