Elementary school teachers
in Students & Teens ·
Man, I really regret not becoming a teacher. Just realizing what kind of perks are actually out there. Take like 20 kids to the movies, and my ticket's on the house. Need to hit the mall? Bring the whole crew along since the gas is free. Plus, a free laptop, some commission from worksheets... basically, the teachers' lounge is like a little paradise with all the snacks and soda.
Take them on a trip to Spain, spend the whole night chasing drunk people around town, and if luck is on my side, maybe someone lights up a joint and I can snag a hit for free too. Everything’s covered, so I might as well bring my five-year-old along just so they can see how the world works and experience the nightlife firsthand—you know, for future reference.
Then there's the parents. Everyone’s got that one kid who’s supposedly a genius but is totally burnt out because nobody gets it. And you get to deal with every weird family dynamic imaginable: dads, stepdads, ex-stepdads, the rich families, the broke ones...
All this just gives me endless material for soap operas since I’ve got plenty of downtime, a pretty light schedule, and enough vacation days to pick up some side gigs.
Seriously, what was I thinking? What an idiot.
I guess I’d probably give my kid money too. I wouldn't even ask for it back since twenty bucks isn't exactly breaking the bank for me. But then again, maybe twenty bucks isn't nothing to her either.
We're all human. People react differently, and you're gonna agree or disagree with how others act. Honestly, I don't think the teacher meant any harm, and that's really all that matters.
Take them on a trip to Spain, spend the whole night chasing drunk people around town, and if luck is on my side, maybe someone lights up a joint and I can snag a hit for free too. Everything’s covered, so I might as well bring my five-year-old along just so they can see how the world works and experience the nightlife firsthand—you know, for future reference.
Then there's the parents. Everyone’s got that one kid who’s supposedly a genius but is totally burnt out because nobody gets it. And you get to deal with every weird family dynamic imaginable: dads, stepdads, ex-stepdads, the rich families, the broke ones...
All this just gives me endless material for soap operas since I’ve got plenty of downtime, a pretty light schedule, and enough vacation days to pick up some side gigs.
Seriously, what was I thinking? What an idiot.
I guess I’d probably give my kid money too. I wouldn't even ask for it back since twenty bucks isn't exactly breaking the bank for me. But then again, maybe twenty bucks isn't nothing to her either.
We're all human. People react differently, and you're gonna agree or disagree with how others act. Honestly, I don't think the teacher meant any harm, and that's really all that matters.