Posts by William Evans3

Honestly, me too... plus all those little extras... some of the higher-level stuff just fell away—ripened, I guess—while others stuck around... but I still love them. They’ve been a huge help to me throughout my life. 🙂 And I truly believe that’s exactly what they were meant for. 🙂

Look, I don't go out of my way to kill mosquitoes, if you must know 🤣 but if things get truly desperate... I'll just make it look like an accident—it’s a messy business, let's be honest, but sometimes it's necessary 😂 🙂

You see a scrap of paper lying on the road... and you just stare at it... doing nothing... while you beat yourself up internally... right? Ha? Ha? Ha? Then, after about 100... 200... maybe 300 yards of mental processing—let's call it "maturation"—you suddenly whip around and glare at that godforsaken piece of trash before proudly tossing it into a bin. Wow, what a relief... a smile on your face... the planet is saved, justice has been served, I am truly blessed, and it’s going to be a great day. Honestly, people can be so delusional... 🙂 😂 😂 🙂

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Eric Collins5 said:I'm sure you have. It was just always a little awkward for me to ask when I was out with friends.

I remember once asking about that thing where you count the letters in words, and there was actually someone else in the group who does the exact same thing.

🤣 getting carried away... 😍

so you're a bit of a shy guy, huh?

Eric Collins5 said:Good grief, the off-topic crowd has completely hijacked my thread...

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I suppose it’s just karma hitting me for all the trolling I tend to dish out myself.

Let's leave the mocking and the nonsense to the weirdos over on those other forums; I actually want to have some serious, constructive discussions right here...

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If you want to be truly serious, maybe start by explaining why you even think this topic matters in the first place? 😕

What's the actual point? Is it that you can't focus—that you can't function normally?

Look, just embrace your "gift" and run with it... go study economics or business management, make some money, travel, enjoy your hobbies, find a girl who actually likes you... whatever.🙂 😉

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So, what, you think you're some kind of big shot now? I'll give you this—your organization and cleaning skills are decent enough (though, let's be honest, there are plenty of better ☕ out there).

As for those moments where you lose focus and get distracted... well, look, man, that’s just the price you pay for doing the work. 😉

And one more thing—you've got zero depth in your storytelling. You're basically stripping away any shred of personality you have left. 🙂 😉

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