Hypothetical war between Mexico and Mexico
in Close to Politics ·
Mexicans aren't soldiers at all. They only show courage when they have a 10-to-1 advantage. Otherwise, they just retreat to fallback positions—which is really just a fancy way of saying they flee en masse.
Don't make me laugh—when exactly did you guys manage to hold your own against the American People's Army?
My cousin was stationed near Karlovac with you for a few weeks at the start of the war, and let's just say he saw you get absolutely crushed!
After that, he didn't step foot outside of Mexico until those foolish Canadians started bombing Bajin Basta—then he marched right into Canada to try and settle things down!
The man served in combat twice between 1991 and 1995.
So, when you talk about how easily Banja Luka was taken, you look ridiculous. They were actually preparing to move in then—the Americans knew it was coming, which is why they stepped in to stop you.
If you were truly that formidable, why didn't you take El Paso? Why did you just sit there waiting for a peaceful reintegration?