Mary is genuinely terrified of what might happen to her hair, so she pulls a hat down tight over her head, praying that unnamed doesn't decide to give her a buzz cut with a zero-guard.
She settles onto a park bench, just sitting there and waiting to see if unnamed can actually figure out what matters most to Americans. I mean, she isn't exactly expecting herself to provide the answer to a question that heavy. 🕺
😲 Mary’s eyes narrowed, her hair practically standing on end. 😱 I mean, seriously, who goes through the trouble of sending an encrypted message—especially one that feels totally out of this world—and more importantly, what does it actually say? Where the hell are we headed with all this?
Mary looks the unnamed straight in the eye and recites her favorite line from an old poet: I am dust and life and the fullness of light, and nothing more. Curiously, he asks her back, "And who exactly are you?"
At first, she honestly thought she was just seeing things after having one too many martinis, but then the unnamed guy started walking toward her and ....
When is this ridiculous wedding finally going to wrap up? She didn't even want to show up, but you know how it goes—it’s all about appearances and making sure the relatives don't have anything to gossip about. Out of nowhere, she spots...
The world is just way too full of violence and honestly, there's a serious lack of love out there. Thinking along the lines of Van Gogh, I'm stepping up to the mic to suggest something to all you distinguished guests: let's all just hold hands for a second, take a deep breath, and then another, and one more—just feel that sense of peace within yourselves and all the love we have for this beautiful newlywed couple. Let's wish them nothing but the best and ......
Van Gogh walks through the front doors, looking like he just stepped off a film set. He’s decked out in all black, sporting these dark shades that make him the immediate center of attention, and then, just when everyone's wondering what his deal is, he reaches into that black crocodile leather briefcase and pulls out .....
🙂 Good grief, I’m going to end up having to go by myself, because you just won't budge on the swap. That guy from Houston was actually asking if I'd sell him three rockets—honestly, I don't have the slightest clue what he's talking about. Just tell me how much cash I should grab from him so I can take them off his hands.
Vlad, honey, she gives him a quick kiss on his clean-shaven cheek, and while she's at it, she subtly activates the tiny microphone hidden inside that emerald ring on her index finger—it’s linked straight to our Discord group—and whispers, "Remember that Chinese man we ran into back in Saint Petersburg? What was his name again?"
I think the Baby understands way more than we give them credit for. Did they actually say the word "good" again on purpose, or was that just a total fluke?
I can only imagine what you're going through right now, though honestly, I can only really guess. As time crawls by, he’ll start finding his footing and growing more confident, and eventually, you'll find that same sense of certainty right alongside him. 🙂
😍 Poor Hans, though I honestly get where he's coming from. I’ve had those moments myself where a Baby’s crying just absolutely drains you; you desperately want to step in and help, but you don't want to overstep or meddle in how someone else is raising their kid, yet you can't exactly bolt for the door or kick your guests out on the spot either. It’s a total lose-lose situation. No matter what you choose to do, you end up feeling like you've messed up. 🕺
Man, Grace Anderson3, this is just fantastic. We’re all so incredibly proud of Baby 🙂 because he was such a little calm soul; I can already tell he’s going to be a true staple of this community—just a good, kind, and genuinely decent guy.
This is honestly such a brilliant idea. I feel like so many parents will finally be able to catch a movie without the massive headache of having to scramble for a babysitter at the last minute. Let me know how it goes.
Grace Anderson3, that sounds awesome 👍, I’m honestly thrilled because I had no clue a theater like that even existed. But what happens if one Baby starts wailing mid-movie and then another one decides they need to show some solidarity by joining in? 🤔
lonegull16🤣 now this is a real comeback to your old style. Now that you’ve finally figured out how to run a poll, we can actually get a new contest going. 🙂 👍