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Grace Anderson3 said:Based on certain milestones, I really should have been holding my beba by now.

I honestly think we’ve all just fixated on this arbitrary deadline, even though there's no guarantee it's actually accurate. There was a time when people didn't track everything so precisely, and maybe women wouldn't feel this crushing weight of expectation on their shoulders.
The beba knows when it's ready. image
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Here’s another acupressure technique to help get labor moving image
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How to actually motivate people to put in the work image
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Grace Anderson3, has the Baby headed out yet? image
He’s just gone totally silent on me.....
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Grace Anderson3 said:I'm heading in for checkups every other day now; I was just there yesterday and my next one is tomorrow. The monitor shows some contractions, but nothing's actually progressing yet. 🤷 Honestly, I’m still tighter than a Rose castle. If things don't start moving on their own by a week after my due date—so, by Saturday—they're going to suggest an induction. I'm really hoping to avoid what happened to my friend; she went a full week past her due date before they induced her, then spent 20 agonizing hours in labor, only for the Baby to be too big and get stuck, which ended in a nightmare C-section for both of them.

Grace Anderson3, it isn't going to go down like that for you; the Baby will decide when it's time, and it's only Monday. Besides, those due dates are always just educated guesses anyway; doctors can't pinpoint the exact day with any certainty.

Most women I know ended up going about a week past their estimated date. I knew one outlier who actually went a month early.

It's all going to be fine. image
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So, looks like little baby is going to be a virgin. 👍
It all kicks off at 4:00 AM tonight.
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I really should give Grace Anderson3 a heads-up 👍
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It should be kicking off around 4:00, so I'm just sitting here waiting for some kind of signal to pop up 😬
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Here’s 🙂

The baby is seriously just waiting out the Virgo season 🕺
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🤣

I guess we might have gone a little overboard
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Anthony Nguyen81 said:Man, this is going to be one hell of an interesting showdown 🍿

It started this way, so you know there's going to be some heavy weighing of the facts later on. 😁
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Grace Sanders24 said:I'm sitting here spiraling and freaking out, while you’re just over there having a grand old time with these cheap shots! Honestly, have you no shame?😠

Just go ahead and turn in for the night if you want, but the rest of us aren't going anywhere. 😬

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Grace Sanders24 said:Base, please get a grip! You’ve completely lost the plot! Honestly, you've become such a nightmare lately! 😲

🙂

The guy actually showed up.
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Baby is going to walk right out there and ask who on earth is going to clean this mess up now. 🤣
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Grace Sanders24 said:Why on earth are you asking me, Anthony Nguyen81? You’re practically the expert on this stuff! Don't go messing around with the Base. I've got a full shift starting first thing tomorrow morning, and I am certainly not looking forward to pulling an all-nighter. If things are going to get started, let them wait until tomorrow afternoon.☕

She’s due to give birth tonight, right around the time you wake up, so Hans will probably drop a note on the thread—Baby, mwah, mwah. 🤣
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You could see the sheer determination flashing in her eyes, written all over her face 😁
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Are you guys actually being serious right now? A woman is literally in labor. 🙄
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Grace Sanders24 said:Good grief, you just have a massive thing for anything feminine, don't you?🙂

So, what, does an Aquarius have to sleep with her first?
Since when did that become a rule? Like she can only conceive after hooking up with an Aquarius?
And what exactly makes Hans an Aquarius? 🤔

🤣

Now it all makes sense why everyone is obsessed with Aquarians.
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Grace Sanders24 said:May God give Hans enough strength to survive this much pressure!🙂


Why Hans? It’s probably Dinah. 🤔
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Anthony Nguyen81 said:A quick delivery makes for a good delivery.
Plus, you can always use some lube to help things along 🤣


Just imagine if the baby gets stuck halfway through and can't make an exit.