Posts by granitepuma3

Erwin Rommel said:Long story short, I’m talking about that parking lot right by St. Patrick's Cathedral—you know, that first section before you even hit the entrance. I'll be there waiting for a blue Mazda tonight around 8 PM.

No. It's on Broadway. Take it or leave it. Weak.

placidotter43 said:First, let me grab your number so we can touch base privately. I don't want to show up unannounced. Also, where's the water department actually located? Is it closer to Times Square or over by the Hebrang building?

just ask the genius

doesn't really cross my mind to give you my cell

either show up or quit whining like a baby

getting all worked up already, are we?

hahaha

poor guy

placidotter43 said:Look, there’s no need to get nasty. I’m no Phil Lynott. I’m hanging out in NYC right now, so if you really want to settle this, we can meet up later today. I haven't insulted you, even though it feels like you're practically begging for it—acting like some kind of masochistic 🙂

Fine then, let's see how much you actually know about New York... meet me over on Broadway near the municipal water headquarters

7 PM tonight

Come on then, little guy... show up solo.... I'll be in a blue Mazda 6
parked right across the street
6'4", long hair
wearing a flannel

placidotter43 said:....yeah....and I'm some kind of Lynott... 😢

Look, just go cry to your old man about him buying you new seat covers for your Mazda and leave us alone. Tell him your old junker got messy because you were using reverse-gear contraception or whatever.

No, you really aren't. 🙄
Anyone could spot your mindless, stereotypical way of typing from a mile away.

Poor guy.

Chloe Howard3 said:So, can Fici sleep with a great-granddaughter, or is that off-limits since they're family?!

And honestly, who else would you even be looking to hook up with anyway?

just some absolute clown... what even is your deal... seriously...

Vuco asks Tommy Gad:
"Hey Tommy, can I call you Adam?"
Tommy replies:
"Why on earth would you want to do that?"
Vuco goes:
"Because you're my number one!"
Then Tommy turns the tables on Vuco:
"Can I start calling you a Peugeot?"
Vuco asks:
"And what's the logic there?"
Tommy Gad hits back:
"Because you're just a 607 to me."

😂

So, here’s a little slice of reality—a joke, if you want to call it that—straight from the life of a junior dev like Tommy:

So, Tommy Gad was complaining about some stomach issues. He goes in to see his doctor, gets a super rushed exam—probably one of those quick check-ups you get at a busy clinic in Chicago—and the doc just looks at him and says:
Send me a sample of your chair!
So Tommy goes home, and the very next day he shows up with this massive bag of crap. The doctor takes just one tiny little spoonful of it, and Tommy just stands there, staring at him like he’s lost his damn mind, and says:
I mean, I could have just stayed home and scratched my own itch, honestly.

🙂 🤮

James Lewis4 said:So, why did Brankica get canned from the sperm bank?
Turns out she was having a few drinks on the clock.

Man... just an FYI... I don't exactly keep my swimmers in a vault... but if I were in your shoes... you're a total freak of nature... honestly, it might be worth saving for future generations... maybe in a thousand years they'll finally figure out what caused your brain fog.😬

It’s like that old philosopher Heraclitus used to say:
😲 basically a true conservative 😁

steady and powerful, like a gale blowing off the Rockies....😁

Nancy Morales2 said:Who are we even talking about here?

Come on, Nancy... give me a little something to work with... this guy looks like he spends way too much time grooming every single morning... and he’s definitely rocking a size 13 shoe.

😁

casualfalcon7 said:My accounts are banned, you absolute moron!

Sure, but only after you handed out ten votes to yourself...😁
you total antisocial little delinquent...🙂

man
if you went out and opened another 15 accounts today, you could probably rack up enough points to hit 30 and become the undisputed champ...
you're doing pretty well so far though.... Michael Collins, some pathetic sailor, Phil Faggot, IMF left wing, IMF left flank, casualfalcon7...👍

So, he basically voted for himself, and his little clones managed to scrape together 7 other votes... yeah, obviously I'm... the hottest guy on this entire forum.

Ladies... thanks...😍 🙂
The first round of drinks is on me...😁

jadetinker85 said:Just seeing all these endless polls about the conservatives lately. Is this basically going to be a showdown to see who can be the biggest relic of the old regime, or are they just that incredibly dull?
😁

Honey, if you haven't caught on yet, they’re just picking the most obnoxious suits straight out of the World Bank.
If those "old guard" types aren't even on that list, it's only because they aren't quite loathsome enough. 🙂

Chloe Garcia98 said:Look, I’m just curious, okay? It’s not like I’m being selfish—unlike some of those self-absorbed types floating around here—I actually enjoy seeing others win too. 😍

Usually, when people win these kinds of things, they get a new car, a trip to New York to brush up on their English, a diamond tiara, maybe a whole wardrobe from designer labels...

That’s not really what we're talking about here, is it? I mean, where is the world even headed? Is this really what passes for the intellectual elite of the local bureaucracy nowadays? 🙂

The runner-up prize, which would have been right up your alley, was a week-long retreat at a high-end spa in Malibu... peeling, massages, water aerobics... and a little surprise...😛

Keith James812 said:Ram is basically being groomed for politics mod, and this whole poll is just some pathetic attempt to tank her reputation with the community.😎

Look, you can't hand the keys to someone who thinks one group of people matters more than everyone else, someone who makes excuses for civilian casualties after things go south, or someone who treats F. T.'s dictatorship like it's something worth celebrating.🙂

She can wave a hundred Jewish flags for all I care...😛

storytelj said:just some pork roast over an open fire😎

Yeah, pork... he just gives it a fancy name to make it sound more high-end... like calling it Schweinebraten...🙂

Phil Lynott said:Honestly, it beats watching some middle-aged guy from the sticks still trying to nurse at his mom's breast. 😁

It’s a far cry from that mid-life crisis elevator operator over in New York City—you know, the one originally from around Phoenix who used to be a mercenary before his mother cut him off early...🙄

walter said:That’s just pure victim mentality right there. What do you call it again? Stockholm syndrome, I think—where the victim starts feeling like one of the kidnappers.

Five stars from forensic psychiatry! 👍 Word on the street is Ram is running around with some guy who looks like a total dictator, basically twins. Guy’s even rocking that ridiculous little mustache.

dustyscout53 said:granitepuma3, look, those are just childhood traumas talking—you know, that whole "superiority complex" upbringing and all that nonsense. It’s not like Keith James812 is some airheaded girl or a complete idiot.

That’s exactly where the monstrosity lies. There is a massive difference between hearing some sick, inhuman worldview—like trying to justify segregating kids in schools—coming from someone who's basically operating on a Neanderthal level, and hearing that same garbage spewed by a 21st-century academic with a PhD. It's one thing when it's primal ignorance; it's an entirely different beast when it's coming from someone "educated."

velvetgull9 said:

I don't know much about pathology, and honestly, I haven't got the energy to find out.

Rambi claims he’s "from Israel," but honestly, he’s more like a supervillain obsessed with Franjo Harmon—it’s practically a fetish at this point.

velvetgull9 said:

Critic is kind of sweet, really. Every single time I pop up in a thread about religion here in the States, she makes sure to remind me just how much I absolutely loathe the church. It’s almost endearing, honestly.

Man, I love it... just love it. Honestly? I wouldn't mind being in Škorpina's shoes right about now.🙂